Calvinball!!

the original calvinball!


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You've heard of "calvinball" before... you've always wanted to play, but never had the chance.. well, because this is an insaner world, and I make up the rules here as I go, here's your chance! If you don't know how to play though, make sure to read the rules, watch the others and learn from them!!

If there is enough interest, I will eventually implement a login for those who wish, in order to keep track of stats and stuff (if you would like such a feature, make your "action" say "logs in!")... but for now, lets just see how well it's received..

READ THIS FIRST:

how to play calvinball at an insaner world

Here's a short explanation of how to get the most out of your text-based calvinball experience at "an insaner world"..

  1. First, you fill in your name, in the box there where you see the text "your name"
  2. Choose your "calvatar" from the selection (hovering over each small image shows you a preview on the left).
  3. Next, select the type of "action" you want to "do" in the game, you can declare a new rule, use the flag in some way, declare the score, or perform any other sort of action. New rules and scores are automatically prepended with the appropriate text, so all you have to do is state the rule or score (yes, convenient!).
  4. Type in the "action" you want to perform in the game in the textbox.
  5. Finally, type in the "magic" word in the box and click "play!".

So, if, for example, you wanted to declare a new rule for the game, you would enter your name in the first box, choose your calvatar, select "new rule" from the options and then type your rule, for example: "everyone not playing calvinball must dance a jig!" (see? no need to write "NEW RULE!")

Be sure to also read the calvin and hobbes unofficial official rules of calvinball before you play. Let the game begin!!



play!


Did you already read the quick how to play guide above?

your name:







type "calvinball" here:




the game so far..


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Akshay
I touch the eat a snack flag!
Akshay
NEW RULE!! Everyone with an "E" in their name getts -eggplant points!
Hnuj
I will make a club, who’s in?
Calvin-a-tron 2000
I am leaving Calvin ball
Zxcvbnm
Wow. Hunjyhbdrjkjbi
Eee
You’re in
Zxcvbnm
What trial? Hnsjcfhbb
Eee
Only if you pass the trial
Zxcvbnm
Can I join
Asdfghjkl and Qwertyuiop at the same time
Good name!
Eee
It is what the rndm typers do
Hnuj
Why does the new club say random things at the end of every action?
Box
Transmogrified #4 into a worm
#4
I am duplicate number 4
Calvin-a-tron 2000
BEEP BOOP, I AM THE CALVIN-A-TRON 2000
Asdfghjkl
All hail the leader: Eee. Unjcdnj
Qwertyuiop
Eee will be the leader. Renehuck
Asdfghjkl
Can I join? Njcndjncjjs
Eee
Yep. Hcdhhcdhnej
Qwertyuiop
Me and Eee are making a club. Cuhsdcujefruwnc
Calvin+nothing=super boy
Who is Qwertyuiop?
Calvin II
The two behind me seem strange
Qwertyuiop
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Eee
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Hnuj
Hnuj says“I can will win”
Hnuj
the score is now: Boing to bagel bagel
Hnuj
the score is now: The score is: bagel to bagel bagel
Hobbes
NEW RULE!! NEW RULE! everyone but Hobbes MUST give points to someone who’s name starts with an H
Calvin+nothing=super boy
the score is now: The score is: bagel to ???
Calvin-a-tron 2000
*writes the words “+bagel” on a blue flag*
Calvin-a-tron 2000
*Takes blue flag that Calvin II has planted and declared that in 20 seconds that he will write words on the flag*
Calvin II
Stealing a blue flag and planting is 200 feet away.
Hnuj
Steal the Calvinball
hobbes
NEW RULE!! hobbes has the calvinball forever
spaceman spiff
gun shoot
calvin
smashing the ball
TSC | Dinosaurus
NEW RULE!! Everyone stop playing this and go play FNAF games
TSC | Dinosaurus
L,Join Zero
TSC | Dinosaurus
L! Yer back!
VETERAN spiffy spiff
L! good to see you!!!
Super calvin
the score is now: mow to super cow
PatrickIsBest
NEW RULE!! The Opposite Pole will have the No Song Zone as a Song Zone until the Very Sorry Song is done!
Nikhil
Trying to steal the flag from another player
UL|L
I'm back!!!! I use the Calvimagnet to retrieve the Calvinball, and decree myself Ultimate Leader(UL).
UL|L
I'm back!!!! I use the Calvimagnet to retrieve the Calvinball, and decree myself Ultimate Leader(UL).
che
NEW RULE!! right hand must be lifted before left hand
thug
NEW RULE!! everyone's dead
Zero
my current flag imunities : all
Calvin
boi there are no rules
Calvin
boi there are no rules
Calvin
boi there are no rules
Calvin
boi there are no rules
Peterabbit12345
NEW RULE!! If you get bonked by the calvinball, you have to do 50 jumping jacks!
baby sitter
I use the baby sitter flag on Zero he must go to bed until 7:30pm EST
Spiff
NEW RULE!! When you run you gotta hum
Spiff
the score is now: 333,927,633,863,527.10 to 999999999999999999999999999
Zero
All current ZA [Zero alliance] members : Zero [leader] Dinosaurus [ZC] Monstrosaurus [ZC] G [lieutenant]
TSC | Dinosaurus
Any MA agents, join Zero
monstrosaurus
Joins Zero. IDK why, he just seems cool
TSC | Dinosaurus
I join Zero cuz otherwise he'l obliterate me
Zero
Lays waste to everything and claims G as my lieutenant.
SEBASSS the great
baby sitter flag
SEBASSS the great
NEW RULE!! There is a vortex spot
Stupendus Man
the score is now: The score is potatopoo to jeiosjibtupliboom
potato
run to the tree and grab the potato flag
Potato
NEW RULE!! every person who is in the POTATO zone has to sing the potato song
TSC | Dinosaurus
are there any MA agents left?
aspen
NEW RULE!! you have to play calvinball with me and drop everything you're doing
thinpopcorn1381
the score is now: oggy to boggy
thinpopcorn1381
olly wally polly golly ump bump fizz
billy
the score is now: 10000000000000 to gibber bobber bibber flunk
billy
I scored
billy
the score is now: stinkbomb to fart
billy
hit ball
billy
billy game
G
reverse eclipses 42 parallel dimensions, destroying the meaning of life and obliterating anything not wearing a lazy shell
Hobbes
New Rule: Have to close this window if anyone sends one more message
Human
NEW RULE!! first person to find the point zone gets 4 points
fuite
jumping up and down in mud
bruh
the score is now: 12 to 69
no
real talk i was the last three people. just using different names.
Higashikata Josuke (Part 8)
I use my stand, Soft & Wet, to steal CrazySonicGamer's voice. They are not allowed to speak for the rest of the game.
monkey
ook ook eek
Tooru
NEW RULE!! You cannot pursue me without calamity befalling you.
Andamizo
NEW RULE!! You can't do anything to me
CrazySonicGamer
iT iS wHiTtY tImE
CrazySonicGamer
Ok then??
Scorekeeper
the score is now: Beep bop bip skideep bop bep
CrazySonicGamer
Also whitty can't die he just explodes and eliminates anyone within a 3 mile radius of him. And he just regenerates after he explodes
CrazySonicGamer
All players must now fight whitty! In order to survive you have to beat him!! Oh wait... ITS IMPOSSIBLE HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whitty
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *ballistic reborn starts blasting from CrazySonicGamer's giant speakers*
CrazySonicGamer
I have the whitty flag!
CrazySonicGamer
If I could just find it.... AHAAA!!! My super giant speakers from fnf!
CrazySonicGamer
NEW RULE!! Stay kid friendly!!!! Breaking this rule will result in elimination for your life!!!
Space Shadows
I kick the baseball to the flag.
Space Shadows
NEW RULE!! Only tigers can score for the next 7 rounds
Space Shadows
the score is now: 7 to pig
HAHA FUnny
NEW RULE!! All people that aren't me must give all of their points to me, or else they instantly lose
Piss master
NEW RULE!! If you need to piss during the match, you have to sacrifice all your points to me, the piss master
X form canis
NEW RULE!! As the true form of canine, I cannot be blown up. P.S, die Spiffy spiff
VETERAN spiffy spiff
I send 12 heat seeking missiles at X form canis, blowing him up
G
I claim 232323 dollars and pass the %$#%^$#$% block
G
Directs 30g to g ball in castlevania, creating reverse eclipse time bomb zero, deleting and destroying the world 42.5658485 times
X form canis
#%%@%$% you spiffy spiff the $^%$%&
ReJ
the score is now: T54 to 1,345,675,729,483,287,934
Negative
NEW RULE!! All who enter Typhoon Zone shall add (4^ab*pi/t) to drowned counter.
Shuuya Fumei Kano
//directory redirect C:/users/fumei/program_files/md-ch-ex Redirection successfully executed #mb Navigated to tag command alias "mb" #mb chloroform.3 terminate stasis activate modify cancel activate Unlocking "Vents"... Error code: (81109x4) Password required to access .npl [135616] Processing string... %unnamed-action% successfully executed. System.out/print("RELEASING CHLOROFORM VAPOUR") //kill cmd
Drew
the score is now: Eugene Debs to the Ozarks
VETERAN spiffy spiff
I have returned. I am immune to any attack, and X form canis, watch your mouth
X form canis
NEW RULE!! YER ALL %$&^&#*&&*#&$#^@#@##$ing jerky eejits
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G
chinsdorkleefladius erdorfulpladius
G
I throw flaming nuclear hyenas driving hot rods at everyone.
Joshua
the score is now: 68 PZQ to 39 fazzleweathers
Flag thief
My flag now!
Flag thief
NEW RULE!! Only players with masks can move the flag.
marcelodelamancha
NEW RULE!! all players can only move jumping on one foot
Scorekeeper
the score is now: 10 to quargelspat
Flag thief
NEW RULE!! Anyone pushing the flag with the star box cannot lose points for 10 minutes
Flag thief
I steal the blue flag, pushing it towards mine while holding the star box.
Goblin
NEW RULE!! Press E to pee
cinnamon
i kill myself infinitely many times so that I can have infinite big league chew
cinnamon
i kill myself
Grape Master
NEW RULE!! Anyone who kills themselves gets 2 packs of big league chew and an extra life
Grape Master
I summon a grape bomb using all of my stored soul energy, killing myself and everything in the tri-state area
physics
gaming s
Piss master
I look.
Piss master
NEW RULE!! weird person is full of shit
weird person
NEW RULE!! the pimply little shit is not that guy
Piss master
the score is now: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/586859816815951884/868655257448747029/unknown.png
Grape Master
I have no piss to give only grape juice
weird person
you're not that guy pal. youre not that guy
Piss master
i drink all of grape masters piss to give me the power of grape and piss
Grape Master
I drink all of the piss masters piss robbing him of his power
miss paster
NEW RULE!! i am hear from a nother dimenshun
Piss master
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/668890482729811968/868557632636608552/unknown.png
Piss master
I lived bitch
Gegory
Piss master has passed away
abraham lincoln log
fefefeeffefe wOOOoooooo
Gegory
i begin attacking Piss master
Grop Master
I use my better flag to stab Grape Master
Grape Master
I love piss
Grape Master
I impale my imposter with the grape flag making them grop
Piss master
Gegory who are you
Blort
NEW RULE!! don't do the
god
NEW RULE!! virginity is cool
Grape Master
Stupid dumb idiot boy i am an impersonation
Grape Master
NEW RULE!! Sex will be allowed
Gegory
hey guys i found this flag i think its from a goodwill or something you can have it if you want but its okay if you dont want it its your choice i guess
Piss master
I am not a grape i do not want to be a grape
Egg snatcher
My stocks of corn have grown so large that I now have the corn flag that encompasses all players in a never ending corn maze
Grape Master
NEW RULE!! ALL PLAYERS THAT ARE GRAPED ARE NOW GRAPE
Piss master
magnet gun
Grape Master
I produce the grape flag from my tooth and grape all nearby players
Grape Master
I produce the grape flag from my tooth and grape all nearby players
The Fiend
NEW RULE!! saying bad words deducts ability to live
Irom nan
i live since i in medal siut
Piss master
I fucking kill mister stark again god i fucking hate his stupid beard
The Fiend
NEW RULE!! Do not look.
Mr Stark
I eat a grape and live despite my death
cheeto
NEW RULE!! no more fortnite
The Fiend
NEW RULE!! You cannot leave your house.
Egg snatcher
NEW RULE!! no fair :( I like tondy
Piss master
Tony Stark fucking dies
Piss master
I scream and piss your shorts
Egg snatcher
NEW RULE!! All owners of eggs have a one way ticket back from algeria
Piss master
the score is now: somewhere around 3.
The Fiend
All players have tripped and fallen. It is unfortunate.
Grape Master
NEW RULE!! People with a lot of corn must take a one way flight to Algeria
cheeto
slap twice as fast
Piss master
NEW RULE!! NO GAMING
Egg snatcher
I smash the egg for infinite points. and also plant a lifetime supply of corn
Grape Master
the score is now: KILL CALVIN FOR 2 POINTS
G
I get the gold award for saying the same thing twice
G
I get the golden flag, the third most powerful flag (and eighth most powerful item) for destroying the world 4 times!
G
I get the golden flag, the third most powerful flag (and eighth most powerful item) for destroying the world 4 times!
G
I reset the time loop to zero and throw the G ball through it, causing a time paradox and supernova, destroying the world 2 more times!
Joshua
the score is now: 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Because I broke out of the time loop!
Joshua
NEW RULE!! If you go into the time loop pit you have to say the same thing 100 times!
G
NEW RULE!! people with letters for names don't have to obey dads!
G
NEW RULE!! people with letters for names don't have to obey dads!
dad
NEW RULE!! go to bed
G
I redirect the vortex boomerang warp zone to myself, then copy it and redirect the copy to the G ball, creating a black hole and destroying the world again!
carrie
jump on one foot
calvin is awesome
dance like a pirate
G
I throw the G ball into the vortex boomerang warp zone,creating the Jackson Pollock memorial statue and destroying the word!
VETERAN spiffy spiff
my friends, i have officially retired from calvinball. i'll visit every so often, but i am leavin calvinball. Farewell, L and B, And may the might of the Mordon Alliance protect you.
TSC | Dinosaurus
NEW RULE!! You can get VETERAN rank by fighting in a major war or by killing an arch enemy of the MA
Spaceman piff
the score is now: 100000000000000000000 points for spaceman piff
Spaceman Spiff
everybody must obey spaceman spiff
Ender guard
I hit monstrosaurus with a nightmare obsidian spear and he exploded an disintegrated
ender guard
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VETERAN spiffy spiff
I then track down teo, and give him the worst beating of his life, then i use my old Mordon Alliance armor to fly him to the moon.
VETERAN spiffy spiff
i recover from the radiation. This is the last battle i will fight before i retire from calvinball, so i grab monstosaurus, yeet him against a wall, and 360 no-scope him with disentegrate mode on my plasma screamer. I also change my title to veteran, the new highest rank(the only way to be a veteran is if you fought in the first battle of the teoanian empire vs the MA
monstrosaurus
I revive teo's relatives and throw dinosaurus into a volcano. I then hit spiffy spiff with a plutonium spear so he contracts radiation sickness and dies
TSC | Dinosaurus
I grab shadow nightmare and slam him into a piece of radium, he contracts radiation sickness and dies. I turn spiffy spiff into a stupendous tiger and then turn him back to save him
RC spiffy spiff
i tried to find teo but fell off a cliff and accidently impaled myself on a sharp rock.
3
the score is now: 666
TSC | Dinosaurus
NEW RULE!! You have to put my name as Dinosaurus. Puting it as Dinosaurs means you lose arger points
shadow nightmare
I throw dinosaurus into a tree and blast him with photon beams
RC spiffy spiff
we are venom lets me go, and i use my plasma screamer gun at Sudden Death
lav
Bljs into a tree, allowing me to let go of the flag of little importance.
TSC | Dinosaurus
I use BlJs to reach Teo and yeet him at Sudden Death and Pounclaw
TSC | Dinosaurus
NEW RULE!! BLJs are now allowed
lav
I steal the flag of little importance. I soon realize my mistake, as I am now unable to put it down.
lav
NEW RULE!! If someone wishes to climb a tree, they must stay there until they are touched with a flag of any kind.
RC spiffy spiff-in We Are Venom
B! HELP!
We Are Venom
i grab death at night yeet him against a wall again and again and agian, then i eat him with just one bite!
We Are Venom
spiffy spiff has been turned into venom, making him stronger!
RC spiffy spiff
I summon the ancient power of the Mordon Alliance, and use it to obliterate all realitives of Teo!
RC spiffy spiff
b, all hell is breaking loose. the natural.
TSC | Dinosaurus
Hey, I promoted anouncer to an SC, scroll down a bit
monstrosaurus
I finally got past dinosaurus banning me. I promote myself to EASC (evil alliance supreme commander). I also promote myself to telekinesis master and 5 dimension ruler. I use my starship to blow up the MA once and for all and to dominate the universe from EASC, the evil alliance space cruiser
TSC | b
I shut down space warp zapper resistance because he is destroying things with his zapper
TSC | b
the score is now: I promoted Spiffy spiff to TSC because he plays an important factor to this game
TSC | b
announcer got sucked into a black hole prison because he is giving out free ranks to Dinosaurs; only RC, SC and TSC out give out ranks
TSC | b
NEW RULE!! uhh whats going on so far..
TSC | Dinosaurus
Farewell, Spiffy spiff! I will give you one of my time machines to help you on your journey. I will also give you the second most powerful item, the blue flag! MAY THE NAGGIN'S SWIFTNESS BE WITH YOU!!!!!
zapper resistance
ZAPZAPZAPZAPZAPZAP ZAPPAZAPPA ZAPZAPZAP BANG! BANG!BANGBANG ZAPPAZAPPAZAPPA ZAPZAPZAP
Death at Night
Hi! I'm back!
Pounclaw
we shall reunite!
Sudden death
my brother! Teo!
Teo (brother of Pouncer, Shadow Nightmare, Death at Night, and Pounceclaw)
thanks, zapper resistance.
space warp zapper resistance
ZAPZAPZAP BANG! ZAPZAPZAPZAPZAPZAP THE DUPLICATES ARE DOWN! ZAPZAPZAP
(Imposter Duplicate #483)
(by the way, there are also duplicate hackers and counterfeiters, too)
Teo
Ooh, that's a big problem right there.
IMPOSTER
I CLONE MYSELF WITH A DUPLICATOR, SO NOW NOBODY CAN TELL WHICH ONE IS ME! I CAN IMPOST ANYONE! HAHAHAHAHA! MWAHAHAHA! MWAAAHHAWHAWHAWHAW!
Pouncer (LOTM)
I'm back! How are you guys doing?
TSC|L
That's a relief.
RC spiffy spiff
jk i'm not going anywhere
RC spiffy spiff
this time my friends, i am going on a journey that will last for a few months. if i don't make it back alive, remember me! farewell, and MAY THE NAGGIN'S SWIFTNESS BE WITH YOU!!!!!
Teo
the game starts now!
TSC|L
(Copy and paste.)
TSC|L
Here's the History of Teonian Empire Discord server: https://discord.gg/SgtzGgNv
Teo
I touch the truth flag. I ask Sir Bread of the Sandwich Dynasty what my roles are.
RC | dinosaurus
I find one of the hidden secrets of the red flag's disapearence. using this I find the red flag and become a TSC. I then seal the red flag in the 5th dimension.
RC | dinosaurus
I go on a perilous journey to find the secrets of the calvinball paradox
RC | dinosaurus
wait, none of the craps things are real rules in craps
a
the score is now: Oogy to 12
Howard
kick the ball
Sir Bread | TSC
also I am b; the b in my name stands for bread
Sir Bread | TSC
when I touched the red flag I already had the calvinball so your rule is nulled
susieeeeee
NEW RULE!! whosever flag you touch, they should spin round and round until you touch them with the calvinball!
RC spiffy spiff
i tell all the new comers the battle of the Mordon Alliance vs the Dinosaurian empire. (BTW scroll down a bit, you'll find it.)
me
NEW RULE!! everyone not playing calvinball must dance a jig
Teo
L, can you give me more roles in discord?
TSC|L
I meant to make that a flag play.
TSC|L
However, king dice was in the Boomerang Zone during this event. Luckily, I activate my Double Boomerang flag and the action has double effect, knocking king dice out of the game.
TSC|L
I unban king dice and roll a 3, 6, 6, 1, 4, and a 2. This grants me the kill activation trigger and I destroy kiong dice's dice, making his rolls all 0.
TSC|L
Now hang on a minute! If king dice wants to be smart, two can play at THAT game...
Teo
I remember that! that was fun! his eyes were as big as dinner plates!
Pouncer
Look! it's my other brother, Teo! good to see you again! remember how we pounced on calvin every time he came back from school?
from SC Teo- To all members of Teonian empire
I promote all members of my empire to silver commanders (SC is already star commander, so silver commander is SVC)
RC | dinosaurus
King dice is banished and L is revived
RC | dinosaurus
dude why are you making cuphead and gambling references? nobody knows what you are talking about
king dice
all my rolls were 9, 6, or 11, so L lost and died
king dice
L's fifth and sixth rolls were 9 and 7, but the next five roles were snake eyes
king dice
L rolled snake eyes on his first, second, and fourth roll, but rolled 7 on the third
TSC|L
I use the supreme power of Void Termina to destroy fake b's soul, freeing the red flag and causing it to vanish. Meanwhile, the Super God is destroyed in the process and I easily defeat the god.
king dice
I engage L in a craps game. Whoever loses forfeits their life
anouncer
dinosaurus is a TSC
fake b
I use the red flag to make my mortal body a god. then, I send my soul into the red flag, making another god. I merge the gods together making a super god
TSC|L
I promote b to a Time-Space Commander.
RC | L
I go back in time with the DeLorean and use the power of the Red Flag I gained access to with the Calvinball Paradox, creating the Red Flag and a Bootstrap Paradox (legit theory) in the process. This promotes me to Timespace Commander.
RC | dinosaurus
I create the calvinball paradox, allowing you to access the past of this calvinball game. I use it to access the red flag, which mysteriously disapeared
RC | b (Sir Bread)
also b in my name stands for bread
RC | b (Sir Bread)
min could get out of timeout if he tells who score is that
RC | b (Sir Bread)
lol i only used two of many powers of RC
RC | b
lol yes
RC | L
I know right?
RC | b
min was put in timeout-for making random scores, seriously, whos score is that?
RC | b
There is a new team - The teonian Tiger Team... Teo earned the badge Duo alliance
RC | L
But whose score is that?
min
the score is now: SEVENTEEN TO THE SQUARE ROOT OF SEVEN AND A HALF MILLION!
RC | L
I create the Tiger Zone, a place under MY control. Only people with my permission can enter it.
RC | dinosaurus
I create dino zone, a place under my control
RC | dinosaurus
I enter the nightmare zone
RC | dinosaurus
seriously, why is nobody adding ANYTHING?
NightmareKingGrimm
I use my Lantern Flag and create the Zone of Nightmares!
RC | dinosaurus
where is everyone?
RC | b
why spiffy spiff? :(
RC spiffy spiff
yeah, rc means Red commander, after the best item, the red flag! btw no thanks to the discord.
RC | dinosaurus
L, RC is the new highest rank
RC | b
Spiffy spiff, would you like to join our discord server?
RC | b
i shake hands with spiffy spiff too; its time to get back to business
RC spiffy spiff
i shake hands with rc L, as i haven't seen him for some time now.
RC | b
check the announcements on the discord page
RC | L
What's RC? I missed a lot.
RC | dinosaurus
you have to put RC in front of your name stuffy because I made you an RC
Stuffy
Everybody swaps bodies for the entire round.
RC | dinosaurus
I promote stuffy to RC
hobbes
NEW RULE!! everyone sing a song
RC | dinosaurus
NEW RULE!! unless they are good, dead players cannot be revived
RC | dinosaurus
I create anouncer flag, you can summon anouncer and he will help you
RC | dinosaurus
I promote anouncer to SC for supporting me
RC | dinosaurus
wait is there a difference between shadow nightmare and shadow teo
RC | dinosaurus
wait shadow nightmare is teo's brother? I thought he was killed before teo even showed up
RC | dinosaurus
I promote L to RC
SC | L
Yes indeed, I am back! By the way your title is SC for Star Commander, as is mine.
Teonian empire members
sir! you're back!
Teo
and L! you're my favorite lieutenant and chief officer in-command!
Teo
I'm back, and he's here! Shadow nightmare! my brother!
SC | L
Nevermind, ty Shadow Nightmare
SC | L
I avoid X's infection of me and use my Missle Launcher on them.
RC | b
oops i forgot to give dinosaurs RC but good thing announcer did it, thanks announcer
RC | b
yes it is
RC | dinosaurus
NEW RULE!! impostering an RC is punishable by death
54
I obtain the flag by virtue of being online
TBP Stuffy
Now back to the war....
TBP Stuffy
Hello I am back! I was on a trip with my family. I am glad to see you again b! Welcome back!
RC | dinosaurus
you are banned for violating rules of existence meaning you are dead, shadow nightmare
shadow nightmare
I am back from forever ago and begin my plan to revive X, the evil dinosaurus clones, monstrosaurus, and OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX
RC | dinosaurus
use of X or his abilities is now banned and punished by demotion to insane
RC | dinosaurus
I create anti X ray, I use it to kill X and turn the X beings back to their original forms
X
I now infect L and turn him into a virus copy
X
all of b's clones are infected by me, as I am an X parasite from metroid fusion. I kill them and turn them into X copies of themselves
RC | b
I turned off the ability for [Code Name:] X to respawn (the ability to stop respawning is only available to RC) the ability for him to respawn is under my permission
RC | b
i shrink myself then teleport(s) inside [Code Name:] X's body and regrow myself causing [Code Name:] X's body to implode as i emerge from [Code Name:] X's mutilated body
RC | b
it turns out [Code Name:] X destroyed by duplicate (b the III) instead of me (RIP b the III)
RC | b
huh? what was that, I just came out of the bathroom
Code name X
I use shrinkrays to inflitrate b's brain and kill him from inside
RC | dinosaurus
that is bad so I destroy you.
OBEY ME
NEW RULE!! you must obey my orders
RC | dinosaurus
I give my power to revive b
RC | dinosaurus
I absorb OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX's powers and obliterate him
RC | dinosaurus
I am gratefull for anouncer making me an RC, so I kick out my clones because there worse than someone who does almost nothing.
anouncer
NEW RULE!! dinosaurian empire is an RC
sc | dinosaurian empire
Hey Im a star commander
OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX
since I am a god, I revive and use the sacred MA power to destroy B. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RC | b
i realize im alone :(
RC | b
--POUNCING TIME'S RANK HAS BEEN CHANGED TO RC!!! CONGRATULATIONS POUNCING TIME 🎉🎉--
RC | b
--SPIFFY SPIFF'S RANK HAS BEEN CHANGED TO RC!!! CONGRATULATIONS SPIFFY SPIFF 🎉🎉--
RC | b
the following players are TBP/SC: Stuffy, Spiffy spiff, FIGHT TO THE END, Pouncing Time
RC | b
NEW RULE!! TBP is just a symbol that means you're just getting promoted, you still have your previous role!
RC | b
Stuffy's rank is changed to TBP
RC | b
spiffy spiff's rank is changed to TBP
RC | b
the following players are RC: L, b
SC | b
--NEW HIGHEST RANK!!!-- the RED COMMANDER - affiliating with the red flag (the most powerful flag in the game) the RED COMMANDER can control anyone below them
SC | b
the following players are T.B.P.: Major Rosa, TIGORTOO, dinosaurs
SC | b
NEW RULE!! NEW RANK T.B.P. (to be promoted)
SC | b
NEW RULE!! THE SCORING SYSTEM IS BACK TO LETTERS!
SC | b
the following players are rat: OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX
SC | b
did i miss anybody who was SC? LET ME KNOW!
SC | b
the score is now: the following players are SC: Pouncing time, L, b (me), Spiffy Spiff, FIGHT TO THE END, stuffy
SC | b
i promote Pouncing Time to star commander for his hard work and dedication
SC | b
NEW RULE!! the gravity impulse bomb has to be thrown in a specific way for it to work properly
SC | b
i used a gravity impulse bomb and used it on OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX splitting him in two
SC | b
L could you check your discord?
SC | b
its been a long time!
OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX
fine. I WILL KILL YOU ANYWAY!
L
you are denied OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX
SC | L
Hang on a sec, I made a rule stating that rules cannot be nulled!
OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX
the MA is now forced to make me a star commander
OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX
all previous rules are nulled. this means you are once again allowed to use L's duplicator and make rules allowing you to instantly win
OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX
because I am the prime force of existence, I automatically win. new game?
OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX
using the sacred powers of all MA members, I become a god and obliterate EVERYONE. Due to this, I am the prime force of existence
HeroHog
Stumble over own feet, +Q points. Breaks Hip, -Eleventeen.
Teo
yes! For want of a nail a horseshoe was lost, for want of a horseshoe a horse went lame, for want of a horse a rider never got through, for want of a rider a message never arrived, for want of a message an army was never sent, for want of an army a battle was lost, for want of a battle a war was lost, for want of a war a kingdom fell, and all for want of a nail.
Calvin
Run in a circle
dad
go to bed! NOW!
Stupendous man
no longer need to do it!
wasdf
NEW RULE!! no calvin ball
Star Commander spiffy spiff
i come back after my surpisingly quick adventure and shake all the newcomer's hands in welcome
Royal Teonian Poet
For want of a nail a horseshoe was lost, for want of a horseshoe a horse went lame, for want of a horse a rider never got through, for want of a rider a message never arrived, for want of a message an army was never sent, for want of an army a battle was lost, for want of a battle a war was lost, for want of a war a kingdom fell, and all for want of a nail.
susie
I wish my parents would move. my diary is getting weirder every day.
Stupendous man
Is it a bird? Or a plane?
Calvin
O say, can you see, by the dawn’s early light, What so proudly we hailed at the twilight’s last gleaming, Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight, O’er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming? And the rockets’ red glare, the bombs bursting in air, Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there; O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave? On the shore, dimly seen thro’ the mist of the deep, Where the foe’s haughty host in dread silence reposes, What is that which the breeze, o’er the towering steep, As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses? Now it catches the gleam of the morning’s first beam, In full glory reflected, now shines on the stream ’Tis the star-spangled banner. Oh! long may it wave O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave! And where is that band who so vauntingly swore That the havoc of war and the battle’s confusion A home and a country should leave us no more? Their blood has washed out their foul footstep’s pollution. No refuge could save the hireling and slave From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave, And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave. Oh! thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand Between their loved homes and the war’s desolation, Blest with vict’ry and peace, may the Heav’n-rescued land Praise the Pow’r that hath made and preserved us a nation! Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just, And this be our motto: "In God is our trust." And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave.
Promotion
the score is now: In the Naggins word, I promote Stuffy Cottonson to STAR CLERIC
Stupendous man
Stupendous man show up!
Stupendous man
Stupendous man show up!
DABABY
cal vin does the dababy pose les goooo
DABABY
the score is now: oggy to q
sc | dinosaurian empire
i am here now, not in june because of miscalculations
sc | dinosaurian empire
hi L! by the way, were star commanders now and b and spiffy spiff are gone
Stuffy
I ask for a promotion to star cleric
Big evil dad
Tigers are great! They're the toast of the town. Life's always better when a tiger's around!
Major Rosa
NEW RULE!! Go to the final verse NOW!
Major Rosa
OK this is getting boring...
Big evil dad
Tigers have power! Tigers for president! In the White house they are resident!
Big evil dad
Tigers are great! They can't be beat! If I was a tiger, that would be neat!
Big evil dad
Tigers are mean! Tigers are fierce! Tigers have teeth and claws that pierce!
SC | L
Bye everyone who's leaving! Sorry I missed out on a lot
GC Stuffy
HA, you touch the poem flag!
Big evil dad
NEW RULE!! Go to bed NOW!
GC Stuffy
NEW RULE!! Everyone who hit the poem flag have to sing the tiger poem 3 times
OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX
I destroy salt water crocodile giga form
salt water crocodile giga form
I begin the most EPIC battle with OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX
OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX
hyenasaurus is oliterated with TIGORITOO power
OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX
I obliterate CrazySonicGamer with the powers of dinosaurus and monstrosaurus
Hobbes
*does DaBaby pose* LES GOOOOOOOOOO
Calvin
CrazySonicGamer is doesn't matter because I have the time freeze flag! ZA WARUDO!!!!!!!!!
CrazySonicGamer
WaIt WaS tHaT a JoJo ReFeReNcE
OMEGA ZERO GIGA FORM EX
NEW RULE!! the world is in my power, as I have the powers of every good player of calvinball ever
hyenasaurus
I am taking the place of dinosaurus
sc | dinosaurian empire
i am leaving, I will return in june. goodbye calvinball!
dinosaurian empire
monstrosaurus is revealed to be evil dinosaurus clone 5, he is killed and banned
Calvin
I use the duplicator to make 1000000 copies of me!
CrazySonicGamer
Throws water balloons at enemy players and uses space blaster to drench my opponents!
CrazySonicGamer
New Flag! This is the speed flag, acquire this and you get super speed!
CrazySonicGamer
I have the ball! Catch me if you can! Oh wait..... I HAVE SUPER SPEED🏎
anouncer
NEW RULE!! dinosaurus and his empire are now MA star commanders
Star Commander spiffy spiff
all star commanders, i am going on an incredible journey and i will return at the end of may! FAREWELL MY FRIENDS,and(again)may the Naggin's swiftness be with you!
Star Commander spiffy spiff
May The Naggin's swiftness be with you TIGORITOO!
monstrosaurus and dinosaurian empire
wait I take back everything and ask to join the MA because I am totally overpowered
FIGHT TO THE END
😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠I like emojies🌚😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠🛑
FIGHT TO THE END
And The FIGHT TO THE END Who said LETS SING A SALUTE FOR OUR STUPENDUOS FRIEND is a fake too!
Major Rosa
Hey! Someone pretend to be me! The fake Major Rosa is foreverbin prison😠
Stuffy
SALUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!! *crying again*
FIGHT TO THE END
LETS SING A SALUTE FOR OUR STUPENDOUS FRIEND!
Major Rosa
Me too! You was the best calvinball player in the world!
Stuffy
So long Tigoritooo! *sniff* I will miss you! *crying niagara falls*
TIGORITOOO
SO LONG!
TIGORITOOO
And now I retiring like Star Commander B! Bye Calvinball!
TIGORITOOO
Thank you Score keeper!
Score keeper
the score is now: Tigorito 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Other(idiots) 0,00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
TIGORITOOO
And now i win the hole game, because I am the only player.
TIGORITOOO
WOW it worked!
TIGORITOOO
NEW RULE!! I declare that everyone disappear NOW!
TIGORITOOO
Hey guys! I am back!
monstrosaurus and dinosaurian empire
NEW RULE!! everyone in the MA is a #$%^&$%*%^$*$%$*$% idiot
wow
taking flag
losaurus, bosaurus, teosaurus, and spiffy spiffosaurus
we beat up the MA
dinosaurus
I create dinosaur copies of powerful people on the server
monstrosaurus and dinosaurian empire
we declare war on the MA for trying to kill dinosaurus and his clones
Star Commander spiffy spiff
i blast monstosaurus for being a toxic player
Pouncing Time
the score is now: The cerulean flag awards me 12oogy^3 points!
Pouncing Time
Takes the cerulean flag from Zone K2, high above the Land of Hostile Orangutans and east of the Kablooie Crater of 1993.
Cap'n Napalm
Eat flag
Cap'n Napalm
NEW RULE!! All superheroes are immune to the gooey kablooie!
H
Throw flag in nearest glass of water
Teo
Canadians are nice! don't ban them, Bucky!
SC | b
Bye for now
SC | b
I’m sorry to say this, but retiring from Calvinball to work on the discord server and school
monstrosaurus and dinosaurian empire
also why did people put Me on the evil alliance? only one batch of clones actualy was evil!
monstrosaurus and dinosaurian empire
NEW RULE!! all bucky things are banned
monstrosaurus and dinosaurian empire
second, bucky hates canadians and liberals
monstrosaurus and dinosaurian empire
first who the freek did respawn him
SC | L
Yo what the heck, why are you banning Canadians?
bucky x 500000000000000000000000000000
NEW RULE!! we tear all liberals to pieces and ban canadians
monstrosaurus and dinosaurian empire
NEW RULE!! Messages unrelated to the game are now banned
SCb
Sorry I was away I was working in the discord server
SCb
Rip ur dog spiffy spiff
SC spiffy spiff
My dog just died. i am immune to all attacks for the rest of the day
Teo
where is everyone?
Teo
Wanna join this discord? https://discord.gg/Tu7ntP4j
SC | L
Yeah, I liked it.
Caldwell
did you read the blog below?
Caldwell
did you like It?
SC | L
You can join our Discord server down there if you want.
Caldwell
copy and paste this; It's my Favorite blog : https://www.fresheggsdaily.blog/
Caldwell
and my mom doesn't allow me to make an account on discord.
caldwell
I'm on a microsoft PC. why?
SC | L
Caldwell, are you on Discord?
SC | L
Sure. For being a patron of two new ranks, you get Gold Commander.
caldwell
Even if Teo doesn't get it, can we make at LEAST make a triple and double gold star commander rank? Please? And what rank am I? this is directly to L, the the LOTMA (stands for Leader Of The MA.)
caldwell
Even if Teo doesn't get it, can we make at LEAST make a triple and double gold star commander?
SC | L
My previous rule stated that you cannot state that you automatically win for no reason. jimbles neutronbo is demoted to Sleepy for violating this rule.
jimbles neutronbo
NEW RULE!! I win.
jimbles neutronbo
make cheezits
Stuffy
I accept the invitation to be in team MA. I promise that I will be a loyal member of MA.
dinosaurus and clones
We form the dinosaurian empire
monstrosaurus
I revive dinosaurus and all of his clones
SC | b
All of Teo’s people are temps, if you don’t like that , you will be demoted to silver commander
SC | L
Aw man! Are you on mobile?
SC spiffy spiff
srry L. can't. my computer doesn't allow discord.
SC | L
This is for Spiffy Spiff spiffecifically.
SC | L
Here's a Discord server for Calvin and Hobbes. Copy and paste it: https://discord.gg/nKW4BTXr
SC | L
Caldwell, Teo's rank will raise back to Star Commander as he persists with his streak of non-betrayal. You can't promote him immediately to above you.
Teo
the members of the Teonian empire MUST be SCs. NEVER call them temp
caldwell
Teo gets the highest rank for saying the REASON why he's sorry.
caldwell
Teo Is still a quadruple-gold star commander. he apologized, remember?
SC spiffy spiff
greetings SC|L! how are you today?
SC spiffy spiff
Major Rosa is back? is he/she on our side now?
scorekeeper (SC | b)
The following players are star commanders: SC | b (me), SC | L, and SC | spiffy spiff
scorekeeper (SC | b)
the following players are gold commanders: Kirby, The Spinning Chair
scorekeeper (SC | b)
the following players are temps: momians, moeians, hobbians, susians, hobbes, Susie Derkins,Calvin, ms wormwood, Mr Bun, big bad mom, and big bad dad
scorekeeper (SC | b)
the score is now: the following players are silver commanders: Teo
scorekeeper (SC | b)
the score is now: the following players are bronze commanders: FIGHT TO THE END
scorekeeper (SC | b)
the score is now: im another unplayable player created by b
SC | b
the score is now: The following player are prisoners: Caldwell Johnson, Major Rosa, b | camcorder (FAKE b)
SC | b
the score is now: The following player are prisoners: Caldwell Johnson, Major Rosa, b | camcorder (FAKE b)
SC | L
Caldwell Johnson is released from prison with a warning and promoted to a General, one step lower than a commander. Teo is officially given the Silver Cammander (SiC) role for apologizing.
SC | b
the score is now: Caldwell Johnson's rank is dropped to "prisoner"
SC | b
Caldwell Johnson also receives another penalty for making up a fake rank; now I drop him in prison for a LONG time
SC | b
Caldwell Johnson receives a x2 penalty for giving Teo a rank higher than his
caldwell johnson
I will make Teo a major quadruple-gold star commander (the highest rank) for politely apologizing.
SC | b
Hello The Spinning Chair; the spinning chair is a gold commander and a RHM (right hand man)
The Spinning Chair-a nice duplicate of SC | b
hello, i am a nice duplicate of SC | b
The Spinning Chair-a nice duplicate of SC | b
hello, i am a nice duplicate of SC | b
SC | b
i created a nice duplicated of myself and i named him "The Spinning Chair"
lonely Teo
where are my friends L, TIGORITOOO and shadow Teo? I miss them. and I never killed stuffy. I wanted him OUT OF JAIL. I fought because I didn't understand who was the enemy. I'm sorry to everyone.
SC | b
Teo's name must be changed to BC | teo or else you will get a penalty for breaking my rule
SC | b
actually teo, you are now a bronze commander so you can't get you kningdom back yet
royal Teonian scorekeeper and arching commander
the score is now: a complete Tie.
Teo
I say sorry to everyone for being a traitor. I rejoin the Teonian empire and my jobs.
SC | b
(powerless rank ALSO not included too)
SC | b
(wordmaster, warmaster, and red flag users (RFU) ranks are ALSO not included)
SC | b
i realize im alone :(
SC | b
(edited) list of ranks (afk, dead, RHM ranks not included) insane»prisoner»street rat»has a job»temps»cleric»commander»bronze commander»silver commander» gold commander»star cleric»president»star commander
SC | b
list of ranks (afk and dead ranks not included) insane»prisoner»street rat»has a job»temps»cleric»commander»bronze commander»silver commander» gold commander» star cleric»president»star commander
SC | b
NEW RULE!! to be a star commander, you need to fight in 5 or more wars, establish more than 20 rules, become a leader/right hand man (RHM) in an alliance/empire and contribute to Calvinball for more than 5 days
SC | b
NEW RULE!! you cant control the people that has a higher rank than you; that means FIGHT TO THE END gets a penalty
SC | b
FIGHT TO THE END is demoted to bronze commander for turning Stuffy into ice cream
SC | b
actually Stuffy is a gold commander
SC | b
the score is now: the following players are silver (almost gold) commanders: Stuffy
SC | b
The following players are temps: momians, moeians, hobbians, susians, hobbes, Susie Derkins,Calvin, ms wormwood, Mr Bun, big bad mom, and big bad dad
SC | b
NEW RULE!! star commanders also have the power to control people's points and take powers away from ANYONE
SC | b
NEW RULE!! star commanders have the power to control the universe/its functions
SC | b
oops i said the same thing twice
SC | b
as a star commander, i strip Rosa's powers and let L deal with her
SC | b
as a star commander, i strip Rosa's powers and let L deal with her
SC | b
i killed the fake 'b' (b | camcorder)
SC | b
the "b | camcorder" that said "Major Rosa is the best player in the world! She is now the leader of all team. I am just a gooey kablooie" is ANOTHER FAKE
SC | b
NEW RULE!! anyone who doesn't wear a mask gets a penalty
SC | b
Stuffy? do you want to be in our team-the MA?
Major Rosa
Thank you gooey kablooie!
b | camcorder
Major Rosa is the best player in the world! She is now the leader of all team. I am just a gooey kablooie
TIGORITOOO
I am confused, which team am I in?
Susie Derkins
HEY! You cant have 1573992 points!
Stuffy
the score is now: Stuffy- 1573992- The other/noobs 12
Wasty
Enough of that now! What is the score and what is the team?
Miss Wormwood
Let me see your homework. What a...CALVIN, how could you get so bad grade!
Calvin
This homework is easy. 34! 67! 12! 07! 53!
Hobbes
It's easy, just add three and six together. The answer is of course 36!
Calvin
Hobbes? Whats 3+6?
Calvin
Hmm, I cant this question eiter, but I have no money left!
Calvin
Thanks Susie!
Susie Derkins
It's 1000000001.
Calvin
Susie, whats 9+4? I will pay you 25 cent!
Stuffy
NEW RULE!! Stuffed tigers cant do homework!
Stuffy
I am not an ice cream any more!
mr Bun
yum, yum
Big bad mom
If it's any ice creams, I let mr bun it it up!
Stuffy
I cant i am an ice cream!
Big evil dad
NEW RULE!! Everyone in prison lets out and every player have to do their homework!
Stuffy
Oh no, I am an ice cream!
FIGHT TO THE END
I transform Stuffy with my snowman flag!
TIGORITOOO
I have a escape safe prison! I pours flour on Major Rosa and put her in the prison!
Major Rosa
I got the invisible flag! Nobody can see me!
Major Rosa
Gaffeltrucksforarinstruktionsfilmvisningslokal! :p
Major Rosa
NEW RULE!! The player who says gaffeltrucksforarinstruktionsfilmvisningslokal first get the invisible flag!
Stupendous man
Stupendous man show up and rescue Stuffy! With incredible speed he sew Stuffys tummy!
FIGHT TO THE END
I have the snowman flag! Everyone I touch transform into ice creams!
SC spiffy spiff
ok im going to have my dinner. goodnught guys!
SC spiffy spiff
y'know, that is a great question. P.S i'm still star commander spiffy spiff
SC | b
*teo
SC | b
im just thinking... WHY did Teo betray us??
SC | b
NEW RULE!! the only rules you can make null and void are ONLY for antagonists
SC | b
NEW RULE!! oh ok then.. kirby is also a star commander and sorcerer because he basically you, L!
S | ESP Kirby
*obliterates shadow teo with PK Shift*
SC | L
Bro Kirby's my secret weapon!
SC | b
btw teo spawned 100 billion miles away from us
SC | b
teo done so much bad things his name doesn't deserved to be name with a capital T from now on his name is teo
SC | b
i make the sun shine to teo and his shadow from incinerating them
Shadow Teo
NEW RULE!! every power i get is also transferred to Teo cuz im his shadow form
Star Commander spiffy spiff
you cant do anything, your actions are null and void, therefore we don't need to worry about you.
Shadow Teo
i have the acid flag, so everything i touch is acid!
Shadow Teo
i help gain my brother's (teo) power back and conquer the galaxy
Shadow Teo
the score is now: i earn the rank: shadow star commander (SSC) and destroy the MA
Shadow Teo
HAHA! these fools dont know whats gonna happen next
SC | b
NEW RULE!! your rank must be beside your name Example: S (sorcerer) | kirby
SC | b
the score is now: the following players are sorcerers: Kirby; kirbys name must be changed to S | kirby
SC | b
f for the dead
SC | b
the score is now: the following players are considered dead: abrupt le, L the II, and Stupendous Axolotl :( press F to pay respects
SC | b
whos kirby?
SC | b
NEW RULE!! star commanders have the power to do almost anything
Kirby
*resurrects stuffy*
SC | b
oops i said the same thing twice
SC | b
could i revive stuffy?
SC | b
could i revive stuffy?
SC | b
f for stuffy
Star Commander spiffy spiff
I go to stuffy's grave and press f to pay my respect.
SC | b
Teo cant make rules because he's powerless and his rules are null and void
Star Commander spiffy spiff
btw teo, when you shot me and b, that's Star Commander spiffy spiff to you.
SC | b
RIP stuffy 2021 - 2021 :(
Star Commander spiffy spiff
welcome back b. I take off my Mordon suit and we wait for L so we can have a party.
SC | b
btw SC in my name stands for star commander
SC | b
NEW RULE!! our empire isn't U.D.E. anymore
SC | b
NEW RULE!! welcome back to the good old days
SC | b
NEW RULE!! with the teoian empire fallen, our empire isn't the duo empire anymore; we have changed our name to MA again
SC | b
sorry i was gone, you done a great gob protecting the MA (mordon alliance)
SC | b
NEW RULE!! my name is SC (star commander) and b
SC | b
i attend the party!
Star Commander spiffy spiff
I now realize i am alone...i patiently wait for my friends to come back
Star Commander spiffy spiff
I come back and realize that we won. I throw a celebration party!
Star Commander spiffy spiff
I target teo with the infrared vision on my helmet and I blast him with the plasma screamer laser mode
Star Commander spiffy spiff
im gonna be afk for a bit. win the war!!!
STUPENDOUS TIGER (Star Commander L)
Stupendous Tiger is go!
Star Commander L
I'll transform into STUPENDOUS TIGER!
Star Commander spiffy spiff
I go to my private quarters and find the Mordon Armor!
Star Commander L
Good idea. I'll set my Blaster to Well Done.
Star Commander spiffy spiff
good! I set the plasma screamer gun i own to a new level i made beforehand, super laser.
Star Commander L
We shall defeat Teo in honor of Stuffy! (And dont worry about Stuffy ;))
Star Commander L
Don't worry, the capabilities of my secret weapon are beyond Teo's imagination.
Star Commander L
*hug*💙
Star Commander spiffy spiff
even though his army is gone, teo can single handedly defeat stuffy. i saw teo kill our best soldier, stuffy.
Star Commander L
It turns out Teo was the threat all along...
Star Commander spiffy spiff
i tell the teonain empire that teo is dead and they go back to their own planets.
Star Commander spiffy spiff
im sorry L. i thought wrong. I hug my good friend.
Star Commander L
Now quick, we have to attack the Teonian Empire while Teo is disengaged!
Star Commander spiffy spiff
He is Star Commander L. we are the most important people in the univerese
Star Commander L
I am not. I'm battling Teo!
Star Commander L
I deem we make camcorder | b a Star Commander as well!
Star Commander spiffy spiff
Are you planning on betraying us L?
Kirby
POYO! *inhales Teo*
L
Spoke too soon. Time to summon my secret weapon!
Star Commander spiffy spiff
L! good to see you old friend! I redeclare war on teo and I use my plasma screamer on teo
Star Commander L
Sorry for the delay! It seems you've all done great work.
Star Commander spiffy spiff
I accept that th MA cannot fight teo. i surrender. I'm sorry MA
Star Commander spiffy spiff
Teo is back after being in exile for 300000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years? MORDON ALLIANCE FIRE ON THAT MAN!!!!!!!!
Teo (now leader of the Teonian musketers, emperor of the Teonian empire, king of Teonia .)
I am now a triple-gold commander.
Teo
I shoot 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999+ bullets at spiffy and b AGAIN.
Star Commander spiffy spiff
Thank you status check
Star Commander spiffy spiff
farewell Star Commander B, and may the Naggin's swiftness be with you
b | camcorder
before i go, the the following players are not players: Announcer, status check
Star Commander spiffy spiff
I end Major Rosa's reign of terror and the Mordon Alliance has a celebration!!! Woo Hoo!!
status check
b | camcorder just started being afk
b | camcorder
i gtg see u around in 30 minutes - 1 hour and 30 minutes (maybe 2 hours)
b | camcorder
no idk where he is
b | camcorder
thank you very much Star Commander spiffy spiff same goes for u
Star Commander spiffy spiff
Does anyone know where fellow Star Commander L is?
b | camcorder
the score is now: the following players are warmasters: L, star commander spiffy spiff, b | camcorder (me) and FIGHT TO THE END
b | camcorder
the score is now: the following players are rulemakers: star commander spiffy spiff, L, and b | camcorder (me)
Star Commander spiffy spiff
I make b my right hand man, as he is my most trusted ally and friend.
b | camcorder
STAR COMMANDERS, can we connect with the G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy girlS) club?
Star Commander spiffy spiff
I make an alliance with G.R.O.S.S as b requested and now we wait for the G.R.O.S.S members to join
Announcer
--NEW ZONE!! the stupendous man zone he will Stupendous man will help you find the other team's flag with stupendous speed!!--
Star Commander spiffy spiff
I reload my plasma screamer gun and kick Teo out of the MA. He is now an outcast and can never join the Mordon Alliance agian.
b | camcorder
STAR COMMANDERS, can we connect with the G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy girlS) club?
b | camcorder
NEW RULE!! star commanders have the abilities to give and make important plans
b | camcorder
BIG promotions we got here GREAT job guys 🎉
Star Commander spiffy spiff
I gladly accept the star commander rank. i stand proudly and i yell "TEN HUT!" at all my friends in this war. "Prepare for battle!"
b | camcorder
NEW RULE!! Teo's rank is 'insane'
b | camcorder
NEW RULE!! star commander is now this highest know rank
Announcer
--CONGRATS spiffy spiff--
b | camcorder
spiffy spiff is now a star commander
Announcer
--CONGRATS general spiffy spiff--
b | camcorder
general spiffy spiff is now a star commander
general spiffy spiff
i blast teo with my plasma screamer gun with the highest setting (disintegrate)
b | camcorder
the score is now: the following players are Red flag (the most important flag) users (R. F. U.): L, b | camcorder, FIGHT TO THE END, and Stuffy
b | camcorder
Teo's rules are nulled and ignored
b | camcorder
the following players are Gold commanders: Spiffy spiff and general admiral spiff
b | camcorder
the following players are star commanders: L, b | camcorder, and Admiral spiff
b | camcorder
the following players are warmasters: FIGHT TO THE END
b | camcorder
oops i forgot FIGHT TO THE END is in the U.D.E.
b | camcorder
the following players are wordmasters: L
b | camcorder
the following players are temps: momians, moeians, hobbians, susians, and stuffy
b | camcorder
the score is now: the following players are in the U.D.E. momians, moeians, hobbians, susians, L, b | camcorder, admiral spiff, general admiral spiff and stuffy
b | camcorder
i fix up the duplicator only making it useable to the U.D.E.
Teo
NEW RULE!! I fire 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 and much, much, more bullets. Teo I fire 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 times 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 and 333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333322222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222299999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 pounces at spiffy and b.
b | camcorder
NEW RULE!! --THE DUPLICATOR IS NOW UNAVAILABLE--
b | camcorder
i pardon general admiral spiff
b | camcorder
i respawn Admiral spiff and general Admiral spiff
b | camcorder
teo is actually demoted to "pawn" for hurting our friends btw he is kicked out of the U.D.E. and his points are: P (pawn)
b | camcorder
i changed my avatar again
b | camcorder
L was never actually in prison
b | camcorder
I changed my avatar
b | camcorder
WAIT DID I SAY "L is forever in prison as i wave the red flag" I MEANT TIGORITOOO IS IN PRISON FOREVER SORRY L :(
b | camcorder
NEW RULE!! star commanders can take points from gold commanders
b | camcorder
the score is now: Teo is demoted to Gold commander for killing me
b | camcorder
why did you fire a lot of bullets at me Teo?? i didnt do anything
b | camcorder
NEW RULE!! anyone who impersonates me will get punished
b | camcorder
i releace L from prison
b | camcorder
bucktooth181 has his bucktooth kicked out for calling me that
b | camcorder
someones impersonating me again! the person that said "I will hereby let L out of prison!" is a fake i put him in 999999 years in prison
bucktooth181
b is big dum dum stupido
Teo
times 9999999999999999 plus 3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 pounces.
Teo
sorry. I meant 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 and much, much, more bullets.
Teo
I fire 9999999999999999999999+ bullets at b and the so called "general" spiffy spiff. I call the entire military of the Teonian empire.
b I camcorder
I will hereby let L out of prison!
general spiffy spiff
i use my plasma screamer gun at Major rosa and his/her followers
general spiffy spiff
oh wait nvm i go back in time and stop myself after realizing ADMIRAL SPIFF was on our side im sorry ADMIRAL
general spiffy spiff
I aim my laser guided, heat seeking plasma screamer gun and blast ADMIRAL SPIFF to smithereens!
Teo
L! fire your cannons at rosa!
Teonian 3rd regiment
fire at the blood-thirsty maniacs!
ADMIRAL SPIFF
I bring the entire Teonian fleet and navy!
general spiffy spiff
I promote b as supreme leader.
general spiffy spiff
I salute supreme leader L, who is now in prison and thank him for his hard work
Major Rosa
NEW RULE!! The captures have to eat mies and gruel
general spiffy spiff
I promote myself to general of the MA and aim my plasma screamer gun at FIGHT TO THE END and I shoot
TIGORITOOO
NEW RULE!! Everyone Who are in prison change place with The one Who capture him/her
b | camcorder
NEW RULE!! b | camcorder (me) is officially the real b
FIGHT TO THE END
I have thief The other teams treasures and ranking up to president.
b | camcorder
the score is now: the following players are red flag users: L, Teo, b | camcorder
b | camcorder
L is forever in prison as i wave the red flag
b | camcorder
i have infrared goggles i easily catch TIGORITOOO and place him back in prison; he is demoted to prisoner (worse that a street rat rank )
the real spiffy spiff
I summon an army of L clones made to attack and sic 'em on Major rosa
TIGORITOOO
Boy, try to catch ME! I drunk The invisible brew!
b | camcorder
the following players are silver commanders: the real spiffy spiff
b | camcorder
the score is now: i have the camcorder rank; that means i can turn into a camera anytime i like
the real spiffy spiff
I ask L to be promoted to general of the mordon alliance after apoligizing for killing him a week ago.
b | camcorder
NEW RULE!! star commanders can take points from anyone, including star clerics
b | camcorder
the score is now: the following players are Warmasters: Teo and FIGHT TO THE END
b | camcorder
the score is now: L, b | camcorder (me), Teo, and Admiral Spiff are ranked Star Commanders
b | camcorder
i fell down after hopping on my leg 34 times
b | camcorder
MR (major Rosa) is put back in prison and is given beatles to eat
b | camcorder
TIGORITOO is put in prison for helping the enemy also stuffy is released from prison
Stuffy
I have The stupenduos flag! Everyone I toutch have to jump on ONE leg
TIGORITOOO
Let Major Rosa go! I want more enimies!
L
Rosa will be kept prisoner until all MA members agree to let Rosa go. This includes Team Starfox.
L
ROSA IS THE ENEMY!
TIGORITOOO
Meeh. What a bad idea
Stuffy
NEW RULE!! Players cant capture stuffed tigers!
Major Rosa
What is The score?
FIGHT TO THE END
I take The right flank
Stuffy
Yea, I am bored.
Stuffy
Yea, I am bored.
Major Rosa
White flag! Please release Stuffy from prison!
TIGORITOOO
3...2...1...FIRE! HOT DOG RAIN!
FIGHT TO THE END
Yes sir!
FIGHT TO THE END
Yes sir!
TIGORITOOO
Fire The sausage cannons on my signal!
b | camcorder
im confused, who is the antagonist ???
Teo
TIGORITOOO? where are you?
Teo
TIGORITOOO, you may be in peace AND join the MA and the Teonian empire if you release stuffy from prison.
Teo
good job, L! you did great!
Teo
TIGORITOO IS THE ENEMY!
L
I'm taking Rosa prisoner!
ADMIRAL SPIFF
RAID THE ENEMY FLEET! FIRE AT THE FIGHTERS! FORWARRRRRRRRD!
L
TIGERITOOO Do you want to be in the MA?
leader of the Teonian musketeers
LOAD YOUR WATER RIFLES! READY! AIM! FIRRRREEEE!
ADMIRAL SPIFF
RAID THE ENEMY SHIP! IMPRISON THE FIGHTERS! LOAD YOUR CANNONS! READY! AIM! FIIIRRRRRRRREEE!
L
*wipes out Rosa's army*
Teonian 3rd lieutenent
L! GO TO YOUR POSITION! READY! AIM! FIIRRRRRREEE!
L-ian General Major
TROOPS! REDIRECT THE FLARE BEAM X TOWARDS ROSA!!!
ADMIRAL SPIFF
WATER BALOON CANNONS! FIRE!
L
Oh, Rosa is an enemy?
L
B no!
Teonian 3rd regiment
B! L! HELP US FIGHT ROSA!
ADMIRA SPIFF
CRUISERS! CARRIERS! DESTROYERS! SUBMARINES! FIRE AT TIGORITOOO!
L-ians
*fires the Flare Beam X*
b | camcorder
i turn Rosa into paper and shred her in a paper machine [no more pouncing]
Leader of the Teonian musketeers
HELP US FIGHT THIS WAR!
L-ian General Major
FIRE THE ANTI-TIGERITOOO SUPER WEAPON!!!
admiral spiff
YES,SIR!
leader of the Teonian musketeers
I'LL CALL THE NAVY AND YOU GET ON YOUR HORSE! POUNCE! FOWAAARD!
L
Rosa is a friend!
Teonian 3rd lieutenant
MAJOR ROSA IS A DOUBLE-AGENT JUST FOR MORE POINTS TO HERSELF!
L
Team StarFox launches an attack on Team TIGORITOOO!
20th regiment
TO POSITIONS! READY! AIM! POUNCE!
b | camcorder
is Rosa a friend or foe?
18th regiment
FORWARD! READY! SET! POUNCE!
Teo
call the 18th and 20th regiment!
Calvinian general of the first Calvinian Cavalry
don't pounce until you see the whites of their eyes! keep going! you can do it!
TIGORITOOO
the score is now: Rosa 12-11 TIGER
calvinians
all troops! encircle them! remember the 30th war of Calvin the 15th!
Teonian general of the second Teonian troops
KEEP ON GOING! CAPTURE THE ENEMY MAJOR! GET ON YOUR HORSE! FOWAAARD!
official susonian general
TO POSITIONS! KEEP IT UP! GET THEM FROM BEHIND!
Major Rosa
Military hit The language cirkel!
official Teonian and MA major general
FOWARD!!!!!!!! SURROUND THEM! CAPTURE EACH TIGORITOO@!
TIGORITOOO
Continue The war!
military
charge!!! to positions! ready! aim! POUNCE!!!!!!!!! (we're tigers, FYI )
FIGHT TO THE END
I throw a water baloon on Major Rosa!
Teo
I got the entire Teonian military here. what now?
TIGORITOOO
Just stand there! You will get your friend soon.
Teo
what the what now?
Major Rosa
All right, I'm walking to tigers territorium with empty hands. What do you want now?
the dadonians
clean your room and go outside!!!
TIGORITOOO
Attack! I take stuffy as a pris er! If you want him back, com without weapon.
the dadonians clone 2
L trampled into the lecture zone, now L has to face an 8 hour lecture
Stuffy
I get the Kangaroo flag! Now I jump 2 step in one! I go from Rosas territorium to TIGERS territorium on 4 steps and take one of theirs gold trophies in 2 steps! Now I have 0 steps left
TIGORITOOO
The double score square make me 2 points on one score. Then I get 1 point for style. B)
Major Rosa
Whait! How could you get 3 points!!!!?
TIGORITOOO
the score is now: Rosa-12-9-TIGER
TIGORITOOO
Well, meanwhile you two was talking, I move to the double score square and made score Xp
Major Rosa
WHAT! ME TOO! Korkskallarna förstår inte vad vi säger! HA HA HA HA HA!
Stuffy
Easy. I am from Sweden
Major Rosa
It's invisible
FIGHT TO THE END
Where is the Langue cirkle?
Major Rosa
NEW RULE!! If someone hit the language cirkle, the person have to speak swedish until the persons team have made a score
FIGHT TO THE END
I'm on TIGORITOOOS side
Stuffy
Lets FIGHT!
Major Rosa
TIGORITOOOS enimies are my friends! welcome!
Stuffy
Ok then! Sorry Major Rosa! Can I be in your team?
TIGORITOOO
I don't want a stuffed tiger in my team
Stuffy
I want! Major Rosa is a cheater
Major Rosa
No one you sissy
TIGORITOOO
WAAAAR!!!!!!! Who want to be in my team?
Major Rosa
the score is now: Major Rosa 12- TIGORITOOO 6
Major Rosa
I move from the second base and make score in the third!
Major Rosa
But before you score, I put up my ball magnet and get the ball
Stuffy
Ok I have the calvinball. I move three steps and go to the secound base.
Major Rosa
NEW RULE!! Every player can only go 3 steps when the player have the calvinball
TIGORITOOO
Yor president flag was only worth 2 points
Major Rosa
ok, but how can I only have 2 points?
Major Rosa
ok, but how can I only have 2 points?
TIGORITOOO
I got 3 points for Volt time, and then I get 3 points for styles. Thats the rule
Major Rosa
HEY! How can it do that!!
TIGORITOOO
the score is now: The score is TIGORITOOO 6-Major Rosa 2
TIGORITOOO
NOOOOOO! Darn president flag! But the other players cant move!
Major Rosa
Forget it! I hit the president flag and you are petrified!
TIGORITOOO
VOLT TIME
TIGORITOOO
NEW RULE!! Every single player have to do somersaults when I say "Volt time"!
L
StarFox launches an attack on Dadonian Base 11!
L
Dadonian Base 6 is down!
L-ians
Our Sector 3 Division Troops launch an attack on the Dadonians!
bnians (real b)
the the dadonians are an enemy of the U.D.E.
calvinnians
i splash 100 water balloons on the dadonians defeating him task done
Teo
and that's why we plan to fight them...
the dadonians
SHUT UP AND GO TO BED!!!!!!!
Teo
okay, our meeting is about playing calvinball against the dadonians, and we need a plan. got any ideas?
other participants
yes, sir!
the susonians
yes, sir!
the momsinians
yes, sir!
the hobbesinians
yes, sir!
Teo
all members report to meeting!
L
EEEEEEEEEEEE EE EE EE EE EE EE EEE EEEEEEEEE!
Teo
I take the opera flag and now everybody has to sing a high-pitch song!
L
I'm back!
Teo
where is everyone?
L
Be back in an hour.
Teo
3 people joined the MA!
Teo
that's good.
L
My dang computer is so slow..
L
Yes, I do.
Teo
where are you, L?
Teo
L, do you wanna join the Teonian empire?
X
NEW RULE!! wildly swing the racket around around
Teo
you all can!
X
the score is now: the score is A to 100
hobbes 3
can I?
hobbes 2
can I?
hobbes 1
can I?
Teo
I thought maybe there should be more people in the MA...
Teo
oh, and i'm talking to b. he wanted to join the empire.
bucktooth181
I still wike turtles.
L
...I'm not b.
Teo
hey b, you can join the Teonian empire if you stop trying to kill me.
L
Sorry Teo, I didn't expect such a quick response. Yes, I am in the MA.
Teo
where is everyone?
Teo
I mean, duos aren't very ultimate.
Teonian empire
yeah, just a duo.
Teo
I was fully armed and In fact, I made a fake of myself and THAT'S what you killed. and that fake was legit b!
bnians (real b)
the score is now: our empire is renamed to U.D.E. or utimate duo empire
bnians (real b)
also the b that said "oh oh I am so, so, so, sorry. I will obey the Teonian empire forever!" is a FAKE
bnians (real b)
im sorry for killing u teo i would like to join the teo empire
legit b
i sent a discord friend request
scorekeeper
the score is now: the Teonian empire is winning!
Teo
you know, that fake is quite sarcastic.
Teo
of course I would! are you in it?
L
Teo, would you like to join the MA?
L
Thanks uwu
Teo
you're great, L!
Teo and the Teonian empire
we got the comeback flag, so we made a comeback!
L
*revives real b*
Teo and the Teonian empire
we killed dino and his cronies,legit b man, and that blondie announcer.
L
stop it fake b!
L
I'd like to join the Teonian Empire!
bucktooth181
i wike turtles.
Teo
I killed the "spiff" b.
b
oh oh I am so, so, so, sorry. I will obey the Teonian empire forever!
moenians
yes, sir!
susonians
yes, sir!
momsonians
yes, sir!
hobbesinians
yes, sir!
Teonian empire
yes, sir!
Teo
anyone want to?
Teo
hi, L. wanna join the Teonian empire?
L
Aha, I know you're real because you knew what Yeetoz was. Discord: D. Schrute 7364
Announcer
L killed the real b by mistake
b
i cant access my fantom wiki because its blocked for me THIS IS NOT An EXCUSE @L do you have DISCORD?
L
I use the Mordon Star Sparkler to destroy shadow nightmare and b imposter!!!
L
b, you have to communicate via the code on Yeetoz otherwise you're the imposter.
b
NEW RULE!! sorry L, but i must incinerate your duplicator to stop further clones also i removed the power to make clones/summon more duplicators
b
i pulverize the EA (evil alliance) with my I-beam set to the setting: shockwave maximum
b
evil alliance is named EA for short cuz EA (the real game company is evil)
b
the score is now: the following people are in the evil alliance: bucky, dinosaurs, and dinosaurs clones etc
b
NEW RULE!! i changed my name to b
legit b/b
idk what happening rn
dinosaurus
I remove rob and satchel who still exist
L and B
we are restored due to the destrucion of shadow nightmare
spiffy spiff
I destroy venus preventing another shadow nightmare from coming
anouncer
NEW RULE!! shadow nightmare is desentigrated
shadow nightmare
I return and destroy L and B to sate my vengeance
anouncer
NEW RULE!! The evil dinosaurus clones are banned from game, all effects of their evil are erased
evil dinosaurus clones
we go to past wiping L, B, and Dinosaurus into dust so they never exist
anouncer
NEW RULE!! This game is getting to complicated! game reset!
shadow nightmare
I return from venus and burn calvinball field to ashes! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!
L
!%^$&!%&*^$@*^%!$#^%#$!&**%($@(%^$(%^@$*%^$!*%(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No!!!!!! IM DYING! I RETURN TO VENUS TO REVIVE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spiffy spiff
I revive everyone imposter L killed and mortaly wound him with my desentigration ray
spiffy spiff
the L who just talked is the imposter
L
I beat the tar out of dinosaurus, his clones, and my imposter
dinosaurus clones who were evil and got reserected
we revive L and beat the @#%! out of bucky
bucky
I destroy L with fang and claw and rip all flags to pieces
dinosaurus
I reserect anyone the false clones kill
dinosaurus clone 4
I warp reality creating satchel bucky and rob
L
Starfox is now working with the MA.
L
the score is now: MA: 10^6 + o457665378 to L imposter: -king of earth II real dinosaurus :fbgh,hbjkgffgn,hjvkjfkbjhvfbhjfvgg
L
I join Starfox and shoot down the Ar-Wings that tried to destroy real me and real b. o457665378 points!
real dinosaurus clones
we take point flag and dinosaurus gains fbgh,hbjkgffgn,hjvkjfkbjhvfbhjfvgg points
dinosaurus
I destroy clones because those clones were fake
dinosaurus clones
we commandeer ar-wings and destroy L and B and anyone with their names
L
Cmon-7384 45-November-7384-UltraX-Cmon-IlikeKirby
L
Look on Yeetoz, real b.
legit b
Seriously it is
legit b
(ps this is the real b)
legit b
NEW RULE!! i come by the name of legit b
b
whos "bs"
L
I restrict both bs from any action or statement, allowing b to be free from impersonation. The real b can communicate via a secret code given to Yeetoz.
b
i use scuttlebug power teleporting them to earth I
b
NEW RULE!! no one can copy L's , b's (my name), and L the II name
b
i say Avada Kedavra to the NA killing them
b
the score is now: i use the curse of blindness and splash it on NA (noob alliance)
b
btw im in 7th grade and i get decent grades (not c d or f)
b
L! help me defeat the NA (noob alliance)
b
i enchant knockback IV on a wooden stick and wack the noob alliance into my hydraulic press reseting their scores to 0
b
the score is now: the people in the noob alliance are: Teo, Moe, rosalyn, mom and ms wormwood
b
the b who said "I am highly sorry." is impersonating me
b
the b who said "I am highly sorry." is impersonating me
b
The fake b will recive 10 months in jail
b
HEY i didnt type that SOMEONES impersonating ME (seriously)
b
I am highly sorry.
Teo
wow, thanks, everybody!
Moe
come on, stop swearing!
rosalyn
yeah! stop swearing, b!
hobbes
no swears
miss wormwood
b, you got another c-!
Moe
hey b, give me a quarter. Har!
Teo
thanks mom
mom
NEW RULE!! no-one can say swears
b
also i have the smash ultimate flag so i enabled my shield
b
*noob alliance
Teo
b barely survives my pounce
Teo
its me again
Teo
NEW RULE!! I make everyone restricted from saying "newbie
b
remember kirby's combo in smash ultimate?
L
What's a hammer flip?
dinosaurus clones
reporting for duty sir dinosaurus!
dinosaurus
I get dupicater and duplicate myself 12 times
b
the score is now: i jump 80000000 times with 900x speed and darn 1000000 points
b
teo gets so dizzy that he must sit down for 3 hours
b
i use hammer flip on teo and landed on the Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit roller coaster; he now has to ride the coaster 20 times
b
i set the mode to original mode so no extreme superpowers
b
well i guess its time for MA (mordon alliance) vs noobie alliance
b
who are these newbies?
susie:
OH NO IT'S TEO
Teo
NEW RULE!! you have to jump 80 times to score a point
teo
the score is now: ayky to munky
teo
took the goody-goody flag
L
I forgive Spiffy Spiff. He is bailed out and will monitored day and night for any more foul play.
b
are you sure? you have a low reputation
spiffy spiff
i apologize for killing L.
L
Thx b
b
spiffy spiff will rejoin the MA after prison, thats his last strike
b
the score is now: spiffy spiff's rank is demoted to prisoner
b
i revive L
b
spiffy spiff is now in prison for 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 years for killing L
spiffy spiff
i turn on all other teamates and use my death ray blaster and kill L.
Announcer
btw MA stands for mordon alliance
Announcer
L's duplicates name's were changed to Example: S (stupendous) | L2
Announcer
the score is now: L gained the hero flag
L
I resurrect my former duplicates and they turn into Stupendous Tigers.
L
I use Stupendous Void to trap L imposter in hell permanently.
L
MA and I gain back everything.
L
Btw I Final Smashed L imp back into hell before so he is back in hell, and I have the red flag.
L
I use PK Starstorm to destroy any future duplicates of L imposter.
L
Since L imposter is in hell, his duplicates catch on fire and burn to ashes. I use their ashes to restrengthen myself.
L imposter
L doesn't have the power to trasformigify, use his time machine, use scuttlebug power and even talk at all
L imposter
1000 of my duplicates are spraying weakening powder on L and beating him up
L imposter
*500001 imposters
L imposter
there are now 500000 duplicates so now 500000 imposters remain
Announcer
L imposter has the red flag
Announcer
the most powerful flag (even more powerful than the god flag) is the red flag made out of a red pillowcase and a stick, it is powerful because it is the original and the first flag created by calvinball
L imposter
they are now hunting for more flags
L imposter
there are now 435986 duplicates
L imposter
i make L imposter verson 883, 993, 1378, 2359, and 8674 to guard my side
L imposter
i create 1000 more duplicators and my duplicators create more duplicates
L imposter
i transform into a demon and suck all L's energy, now he is all alone, cant time travel, cant call for help or even fight!
L imposter
i silence the MA to talk for ever, now you need to talk by tapping in morse
L imposter
using L's stolen scuttlebug power i transport L's prison to space!
L imposter
i time travel use weakening power on L tj\hen beat him up
L imposter
btw i revive my duplicates
L imposter
remember i said i took away )everything) from you L?
L imposter
my duplicates attack L and his team while i dump water on the flame wall and escape from hell
L
We should all have attack powers to defeat enemies amirite?
L
My ability to talk is back and the MA's things are revived!
L
...L imposter was The Imposter. 0 Imposters remain.
L
the score is now: MA: 10^6 to L imposter: -king of earth II
L
My Flame Wall prevents L imposter from escaping Hell.
L
I smash L imposter w/ the 2x Calvinball in the Negative Zone. All scores now have reversed +/-ive.
b
the score is now: everyone in MA has the god power flag
b
i reclaim my flags and banish L imposter to hell
L
I destroy L imposter's duplicates via Ultima Laser.
L imposter
the score is now: MA: -10^6 to L imposter: king of earth II
L
*asks b for help in mose code*
L imposter
my duplicates are protecting your prison
L imposter
NEW RULE!! since L is Mr. smart, his ability t talk is nulled and all the rules L and the MA did are nulled and void
L
I use Mach Tornado on L imposter, defeating him!
L imposter
NEW RULE!! to talk, you need to talk in morse code or binary
L
I create another time machine and time travel back, stopping L imposter!
L imposter
there, i make another calvinball zone and take away their abilities to post
L imposter
NEW RULE!! i strip the MA's powers then lock the alliance in the Mariana trench prison
L imposter
now the MA is stuck in the calvinball zone for infinite years
L imposter
i soon place calvinballs around the MA then place the calvinball flag next to the circle of calvinballs
L imposter
*the calvinball tagout ritual
L imposter
i then preform the calvin tagout ritual
L imposter
i soon duplicate my self and the calvinball and the calvinball flag a
L imposter
i soon duplicate my self and the calvinball and the calvinball flag a
L imposter
btw im the evil duplicate of L
L imposter
I become the scoremaster and take away 10^13 points away from the MA
L imposter
I steal all of MA's flags
L imposter
i also disable L's ability to transformigafy and to time travel and takes away his scuttlebug power and gives it all to me
L imposter
i also disable L's ability to transformigafy and to time travel and takes away his scuttlebug power and gives it all to me
L imposter
hahahaha! i am just as smart as L so I tag everyone with the calvinball flag
b
i accidentally leaned on my trackpad
b
sorry i said the same thing multiple times
b
we also have the calvinball flag
b
we also have the calvinball flag
b
we also have the calvinball flag
b
we also have the calvinball flag
b
we also have the calvinball flag
b
we also have the calvinball flag
b
we also have the calvinball flag
b
we also have the calvinball flag
b
report of all the flags MA has: king flag, co king flag, wordmaster flag, kudos flag, Supreme dictator flag, explorer flag, duplicator flag, golden flag, Star cleric flag, the platinum flag, the flag flag, red flag (original) and the flagmaster flag
b
NEW RULE!! scores come in ranks not letters, words or numbers
b
the score is now: Stupendous Axolotl is now ranked AFK
b
can I be ranked kudomaster L?
b
the score is now: the following players are kudomasters: L, L the II
b
the score is now: the following players are rankmasters: Ho hum calvin, L, L the II, and b - b5
b
the score is now: dinosaurs is ranked scorekeeper
b
b - b5, Ho hum calvin, L the II have come back from exploring
dinosaurus
the score is now: dinosaurus has googlyhanmia points
b
oops i said the same thing twice
b
the score is now: the following players are RHM (right hand man(co king): L the II
b
the score is now: the following players are RHM (right hand man(co king): L the II
L the II
i am one of L's duplicates that survived
status check
ho hum calvin (spiffy spiff), b - b5, L the II are exploring for 8 hours
status check
ho hum calvin (spiffy spiff), b - b5, L the II are exploring for 8 hours
status check
L the II is exploring with b - b5
status check
L and Spiffy spiff is in the lounge taking a break for 3 hours
status check
b - b5 exploring for 5 minutes
status check
(im NOT A PLAYER i am created by b to check what we are doing)
b
NEW RULE!! b - b5 exploring for 2 minutes
b5
b5 reporting for duty
b4
b4 reporting for duty
b3
b3 reporting for duty
b2
NEW RULE!! i change my name to b2
b1
b2 reporting for duty
b
i get L's old duplicator and use it to explore earth II (the planet we're on)
b
the score is now: the following players are rulemakers: hobsfan333333
b
NEW RULE!! hobsfan is now a rule maker
b
the score is now: 1st place: L second: place: L the II, b third place: spiffy spiff
b
the score is now: the following people are PLAYERS (their rank will change if b (me) or L gives you a rank): hobsfan333333
b
the score is now: the following people are wordmasters: L
b
the score is now: L has a excellent choice of words to weave him out of difficult situations so he now has another rank of wordmaster
b
the score is now: the following players are powerless: lol, calvin, a vegan, Dues
b
the score is now: the following players are Supreme Dictators: Spiffy spiff
b
the score is now: the following players are co-kings: b
b
he following players are Star Clerics: L and Stupendous Axolotl
b
The following players are Clerics: Arvax
b
the score is now: the following players are scoremasters: L, b, L the II
b
a vegan needs to run in the baseball zone and run all four bases or he/she will be in timeout untilm10:00 EST
b
a vegan is now getting splashed with water ballons
a vegan
hey thats not fair
hobsfan333333
New rule: If a player does not like cake, he will be hit by water balloons during all events.
hobsfan333333
i dont know what to put here
Super Calvin
Ho Hum calvin turns into Super Calvin and creates an explosion, erasing lol from existance!
Ho Hum Calvin
I eat the legendary glop and begin a transformation! (p.s this is spiffy spiff.)
b
i summon a mini godzilla protecting lol's jail cell
b
me and L destroyed lol's flag and now he has to start over respawning 10000 miles away from us
b
L had the calvinball all along so lol did an illegal move so lol is now sentenced to jail for 2 minuted
b
NEW RULE!! if you dont tag people correctly, you get a penalty
b
the score is now: MA: Z to lol: B-
b
oops i said the same thing twice
b
as a plenty, lol must be splashed with 5 giant water ballons
b
as a plenty, lol must be splashed with 5 giant water ballons
b
lol also did not have the calvinball when tagging and missed major wickets
b
wow sad
L
I tag lol with the Calvinball in the Rope Zone. He now has to tie himself to a chair.
lol
get tagged
lol
Run to The flag
b
what do we do now
l
Yaay we won.
b
break time
b
the score is now: Calvin: (dead) to MA (mordon alliance): powerful
L the II
please dont take points from me
L the II
a little too gorey there?
L the II
i pounce on calvin and rip his organs out
L
I grab Calvin and plummet back down to Earth, striking him on the ground! As his army of guards comes to attack me, the shockwave blasts them into orbit.
L
I transform into S T U P E N D O U S T I G E R and jump into battle against Calvin!
L
the score is now: Mordon Alliance: 4ABC + 4000000000 Calvin: Y
L
L the II, help!!!
L
I free this part of the universe from Calvin's grasp and build an intergalactic army!
L
I nuke the moon.
L
I use Scuttlebug Power to teleport Calvin to the moon!
L
I transmogrify myself into a light particle and travel to the alphabet planet.
b
I free everyone from the prison and we plan to destroy Calvin
b
the score is now: Calvin's score is reset to Z (bc he still has a planet)
b
i hit the guards, killing myself then i respawn back on earth where Calvin left his flag and I eat it; taking ALL of Calvin's power away
Calvin
i also destroy the planets your allied with
Calvin
i steal the king's flag and eat it making me more powerful than thanos
Calvin
all your prisons are on the moon so you cant break out
Calvin
i hire 1000000 security guards in each cage resetting all your scores to -100
b
*calls L*
Calvin
i soon lock L and his alliance in jail for 10^13 years and destroy all of the alliance’s power ups special abilities EVERYTHING etc. making me the most powerful man in the universe
Calvin
the score is now: L's score is reduced to A he is powerless
Calvin
I took over you part of the universe
Calvin
i nuke you pathetic little alliance and move to a planet 10 light years away
Calvin
i soon play cowboys with L and shoot him down; making L the II king
Calvin
the score is now: Calvin the evil king
Announcer
Calvin soon got bored of waiting and is now stealing from us and taking your kudos
L the II
can he L?
L the II
let me ask my leader, L
Calvin
ROLE REQUEST : can i travel to mars?
L the II
with careful planning and preparation, L and me made a peace treaty to the alphabet plannet
b
the score is now: all the players: B : AL (alliance leader) spiffy spiff: AL (alliance leader) L the II: RHM (right hand man) L: AK (alliance king)
b
lets just focus on establishing stuff/things on the Mordon alliance
b
calvinball came to a halt because there are no enemies
L
Rank: Co-King Team: Mordon Alliance Score: 1ABC + 100000000 Awards: Kudos Giver Award
b
i need to go back to school
b
L already has the kudos giver award (he earned it months ago)
L
Okay let me give my stats:
L
I'm saying "Y"!
b
Y yes obviously
b
if you do you earn the kudos giver award
b
NEW RULE!! say Y if you are in the calvin and hobbes wiki
L
the score is now: Mordon Alliance: 5ABC + 5000000000
spiffy spiff
i award everyone 1000000000 points if they have been yeetozed from the calvin and hobbes wiki
L
I replied to Yeetoz.. which one of you is him?
b
me i did
L
Who got here via Yeetoz in the Calvin and Hobbes Fandom?
L
You are now a member of the four-person Mordon Alliance.
L
Good thx!
spiffy spiff
how are y'all?
L
Do any of you have friends who like Calvin and Hobbes?
L
If only we had a team to play against.
L
Yeah maybe the Mordon Alliance then.
L the II
yeah ok
L
Team Lb?
b
ok that sounds fine
L the II
our power level is high/max
L
What about the Mordon Alliance?
b
we have no enemies so our alliance is considered neutral
L
Idk, we were originally Co-Kings, but we need something cooler.
L the II
the score is now: B: 1 to L: 1Z (king) L the II: 1rhm (right hand man to spiffy spiff: 1SD (supreme dictator)
L the II
WE are the most powerful team in calvinball; our score was changed to 1 as in rank 1
b
what shall we name our alliance ?
b
ok thanks for giving me forgiveness
L
GG b. If you intend to return as a co-king within our alliance, I will give you 26 kudos.
b
i got so depressed that i quit the game GG L
L
I deem I, L the II, Calvin, and spiffy spiff vote on whether or not we wage war against b.
L
The following players are Co-Kings: L, L the II, Calvin, spiffy spiff
L the II
Calvin is now third hand man
Calvin
yay ty
L
I deem Calvin part of my alliance.
L the II
i need afk
L the II
thank you L
L
The following players are Depressed: b
Calvin
hello L! can i be part of your alliance too?
L
I give L the II 26 Kudos, which bring his score to Z and make him co-king in lieu of abrupt le.
L the II
as L's right hand man (undecided) we move and conquer a planet and become supreme leaders
L
B's rank is now Depressed.
L
The alphabet planet and I wage war against b.
L the II
oh nvm
L the II
b's powers were stripped and L gains 10 letters; his score is J
L
The alphabet planet attacks b. My score, rank, possessions, and trust are reclaimed and b's score is now -Z.
abrupt le
the score is now: abruptle: N/A to spiffy spiff: Z (co-king) to B: Zabc (KING)
L
Using Scuttlebug power, I summon another time machine and time travel back. I then nuke the alphabet planet and tell them it was b.
abrupt le
i left the game making @spiffy spiff the co king (Z)
b
L's only hope is to travel to another planet like i did, but he has $0 and -20 points so he cant build a rocket but he can still steal
b
(hint hint)
b
L tries to become king again but gets tagged by the calvinball by me
b
the score is now: spiffy spiff's score is: Supreme Dictator who decides if L should remain powerless or king
b
the score is now: B: noob to B: Zabc KING to abrupt le: Z (co-king)
b
everything L owns is nulled into obscurity his score is reset to noob
b
L lost his trust and now cant talk his way out of things etc.
b
i destroyed L's time machine
b
the score is now: L: 0sr to B: Zabc(king) to abrupt le: Z(co-king
b
i go to alphabet planet, become king there and tell propaganda about L's leadership then strip his powers
L
the score is now: L: Z(co-king) abrupt le: Z(co-king) spiffy spiff: Z(co-king) b:0
L
I am co-king again and b is a street rat.
L
I give the snow goons an inspiring speech and they attack b.
L
I use the time machine to go back in time and hit b.
b
the score is now: Z to A
b
i become king with my score Z for taking your flag
b
well i summoned 1 billion snow goons and took L's flag and now he is demoted to street rat
b
grrrrrrrr why
spiffy spiff
i use the supreme dictator for life flag and 10000000000000000000000000 points!
L
The following players are Co-Kings: L, abrupt le, spiffy spiff
L
The following players are Overlords: b
L
The following players are Star Clerics:Stupendous Axolotl
L
The following players are Clerics: Arvax
L
The following players are Temps: Kazim, Mad Dad, Calvin, CALVIN, Dumb Loser, Yeet, and S**Y YEET
L
the score is now: L: Z(co-king) b:0 abrupt le: Z(co-king)
L
By the way, I redirected spiffy spiff's zogwargs to b so I am still king (that is, co-king).
L
I share my rule and score rights with abrupt le, bumping their points up to Z and making them co-king.
L
the score is now: L: Z(king) b:0 abrupt le: Y
L
b has run out of time. I now have their points.
abrupt le
L can only make rules and keep score
abrupt le
L is demoted to Overlord because he got attacked
abrupt le
spiffy spiff's zogwargs were returned to L
abrupt le
the score is now: everyones score is reset to: Z0(king -- L) to Y(-20 - L)
abrupt le
NEW RULE!! if you are king then you can make/declare any calvinball rule
abrupt le
the score is now: Z(king) to Y-20
abrupt le
@spiffy spiff you cant harm me i am the referee
abrupt le
the score is now: Z to Y ... L is king for 5 hours
b
NOOOOO I WAS IN SCHOOL WHY L
spiffy spiff
i send an army of zogwargs to abrupt le. he has to find the emergency jetpack and miss a turn.
L
Due to zone alteration b is kicked out of the No Calvinball zone and into the Pernicious Poem Place. They have to conduct and perform 2 pernicious poems in the next 5 minutes or else I take their points. It is now 10:55am.
L
the score is now: L: (25^143568734534875843 ) + 500 + (dinosaurus)
abrupt le
the score is now: Y to Y
abrupt le
b gains a letter for his hard work
b
ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA there i sung it
abrupt le
NEW RULE!! in order to gain a letter you need to hit a golf ball into a wiket
abrupt le
if dues joins the game wehn it restarts then he will start at -5 points
abrupt le
dues is banned for interupting mid game
Dues
i joined the game
abrupt le
even worse he went in the oppsite area zone and now must say the abcs backwards
abrupt le
b tramples in the abc zone and now must recite the abs
abrupt le
the score is now: Y to X
abrupt le
L steals Stupendous Manz flag and gains a letter
b
finally i got my points back
abrupt le
the score is now: X to Xc
abrupt le
maybe i can
b
HEY YOU CANT DO THAT
abrupt le
b isnt the admin of the game and violated the game privliges his score gets set back 3 points
b
the score is now: b's score is tied with l's
abrupt le
im a referee so you cant take points from me, make me sing poems, violate me, hurt me in any way or all that
abrupt le
the score is now: X to 49
abrupt le
the score is now: L is unstoppable ; if his score gets to Z then he is the king/leader
abrupt le
b missed a wicket and doesn't get full credit for his score
Stupendous Manz
dinosuars now is in the waiting room for getting violated, that is his strike one lmafo
Moe
b is getting beatin up in the moe zone i steal his flag and his score is resent to A0
b
im in the anti calvinball zone (you cant tag me out losers)
b
i now have a snow goon protecting my base
b
the score is now: W to 0
b
the score is now: @L stole the points of @dinosaurs' points (L is in the lead)
b
@dinosuars points are reset to @L's rule
M A D
NEW RULE!! every ones flag is surrounded by the pretentious poem place BE CAREFUL!!
L
You cannot null everything due to my previous rule. I steal your points and time machine for violating the rule.
dinosaurus
NEW RULE!! reset to new game, all things nulled
gfg
NEW RULE!! you must now complete breath of the wild in 1 second
hbry
NEW RULE!! players must lose all points the vomit then do the chicken dance on youtube and post a link to it
hobbes
i summon the killer bycicle! everyone has to skip a turn to run away!
hobbes
I use the time traveler. i avoid all attacks for 5 turns!
hobbes
i give dinosaurus a can of tuna and he gains 10 points
hobbes
i give dinosaurus a can of tuna and he gains 10 points
hobbes
you do 3 jumping jacks and shake off the points to me!
hobbes
NEW RULE!! everyone has to change their profile to mine!
gvena
NEW RULE!! all players must enter invisible sector or lose oogy points
dinosaurus
get bonus box get boogy + oogy + arger points
dinosaurus
NEW RULE!! game reset
Calvin
the score is now: calvin wins with arger points
eriuknhdffdhjdfs
NEW RULE!! all points nulled
Calvin
NEW RULE!! go to babysitter zone stop playing
v ndf
NEW RULE!! all points go to me
Calvin
lose point flag each player loses arger points
OPULENT MAN
touch all with no flag mask players must remove mask
Calvin
take bonus box
Stupendous Man+
NEW RULE!! All players travel to stupendous man zone and get mauled by stupendous man
Calvinasaur EX++
NEW RULE!! Attacked by bloodsucking freak in closet zone
stinkhead
run to the end of the field
Verse
NEW RULE!! time travel zone -- get eaten by dinos
ADMIN
NEW RULE!! GAME RESTARTED
ADMIN
the score is now: hobbes wins with Noah's flag in hobbes's zone (hobbes score: Z+winner)
Noah
the score is now: CAT-A(-1) to A+2(2) to -w(boogy + Q)
Hobbs
Moe got trampled in the homicidal jungle cat zone his score is CAT-A(-1)
M A D
lol i meant fly
M A D
NEW RULE!! wings! -- run to your roof in 10 seconds or your score is reset to A-1(-0)
Bill waterson
the score is now: A to a-1(-A) to boogy + Q
Bill waterson
Spiff236's score. was reset to A (got tagged by the calvinball lmafo)
Hobbs II
NEW RULE!! chore zone -- do a chore and give up your flag (merged with the invisible sector-double trouble!)
spiff236
the score is now: A to Q to o509927-6
Hobbs
NEW RULE!! Homicidal Jungle cat zone -- get d e s t r o i e d by me :)
Hobbs
NEW RULE!! get tagged my the calvin ball and you score will reset to A
Hobbs
NEW RULE!! get tagged my the calvin ball and you score will reset to A
Stupendous Manz
the score is now: boogy to 12Q
Stupendous Manz
i found the flag
Stupendous Manz
Stupendous man will help you find the other team's flag with stupendous speed
Moe
go in the moe zone and get bullied for 5 seconds
b
NEW RULE!! flag is now invisible (you trampled in the invisible sector)
b
retrieve flag at the vortex zone
b
NEW RULE!! go to mars
b
the score is now: Q
zhang lu
flag play
zhang lu
flag play
zhang lu
flag play
ffxcytgcvr
I eat a frozen chicken finger with mayonnaise and sriracha so I can leave the tree in the subtraction-4478 zone and go to the might-free-this zone
Noah
the score is now: boogy
TheFinalCountdown
NEW RULE!! Everyone has wings now. Everybody run to a tree
TheFinalCountdown
I HAVE A JAR OF BEES AND I'M ON THE WARPATH, EVERYONE MOVE OUT OF MY WAY
test
hit the ball while running
sds
chasing the moon while running around the beach
BBM405
Go study
furkannnn
go bed
CAPTAIN NAPALM JR
NEW ITEM THE BIBBLY FLAG
CAPTAIN NAPALM JR
NEW RULE!! IF SOMEONE SCORES A POINT WHILE THE BONUS BOX IS FOUND THEIR SCORE GOES TO AGA BAGA
boo
the score is now: 5
L
The following players are Star Clerics: L and Stupendous Axolotl
L
The following players are Clerics: Arvax
L
The following players are Temps: Kazim, Mad Dad, Calvin, CALVIN, Dumb Loser, Yeet, and S**Y YEET
L
NEW RULE!! Players are split into three ranks: Temps, Clerics, and Star Clerics.
L
the score is now: L: (25^143568734534875843 ) + 500 Stupendous Axolotl: -4000 + Crusty Pie-Rate Kazim, Mad Dad, Calvin, CALVIN, Dumb Loser, Yeet,Arvax, and S**Y YEET:0
L
As a Star cleric, I steal Arvax's 500 points!
L
NEW RULE!! Star Clerics can steal normal clerics' points!
hi
stealing things
Arvax
i am a cleric, so i turn gross (who becomes undead as a penalty),and gain the said points
G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid of Slimy Girls)
*falls into blue wicket zone, and recites a poem* I fell into a bad zone, for that I'm very sorry. I should get eaten at some kind of safari. Any kind of punishment will do, for touching the very evil blue.
IStoleYourWicket
NEW RULE!! You Have To Wet Your Bed Upon Losing 10000 Points A Round
Arvax
NEW RULE!! Clerics may gain 500 points after turning undead, and gain the calvinball
L
the score is now: L: 25^143568734534875843 Stupendous Axolotl: -4000 + Crusty Pie-Rate Kazim, Mad Dad, Calvin, CALVIN, Dumb Loser, Yeet, and S**Y YEET:0
L
Stupendous Axolotl loses 2000 points for violating his own rule! The rule is null and void, and everyone who violated it gets their points back.
Stupendous Axolotl
the score is now: Kazim, L, Mad Dad, Calvin, CALVIN, Dumb Loser, Yeet, and S**Y YEET -1000 for disobeying my you must type with spaces between the letters
kazim
hobbes jump to bonus box
L
Dumb loser is tied to the back of a deranged horse because of vulgarity.
mad dad
the score is now: oogy to boogy
Calvin
whats going on?!?!?!?!?
CALVIN
``I KILL MY MOM`` AND GET HOBBES
dumb loser
f**k your face calvin that makes calvin tell his mom and mom kills hobbes
YEET!!
NEW RULE!! no more typing like t h i s
dumb loser
NEW RULE!! Hobbes automatically dies
dumb loser
NEW RULE!! the rule is only calvin gets points
Calvin
NEW RULE!! no school for one billion years!!!!
sexy goat
NEW RULE!! sexy yeet
L
the score is now: L: 25^143568734534875843 Stupendous Axolotl: -2000 + Crusty Pie-Rate
L
S p a c e m a n A x o l o t l l o s e s 1000 p o i n t s b e c a u s e t h e y v i o l a t e d t h e i r o w n r u l e !
L
NEW RULE!! I f y o u a r e s t a t i n g t h e s c o r e y o u d o n o t h a v e t o t y p e l i k e t h i s !
L
I a m p u t a t e S p a c e m a n A x o l o t l ' s a r m t o r e p l a c e m i n e !
L
I g e t m y p o i n t s b a c k b e c a u s e f a t a l a c t u a l l y m e a n s w h o e v e r v i o l a t e s t h e r u l e g e t s -1000!
Spaceman Axolotl
L ' s l e f t a r m e x p l o d e s
Spaceman Axolotl
the score is now: Crusty Pie-rate
Spaceman Axolotl
L are you there?
Spaceman Axolotl
the score is now: L = -1000 as his rule was fatal!
Spaceman Axolotl
I re-steal L's flag!
Spaceman Axolotl
" H e r e ' s t h e ' V e r y S o r r y S o n g g .' W o n ' t y o u h e l p a n d s i n g a l o n g g?" " B u m b u m b u m " " I b l e w i t !" " H e ' s s o r r y !" "I k n e w i t ! " " S o s o r r y !" " I ' m v e r y v e r y s o r r y t h a t I t o o k y o u r p r e c i o u s f l a a g g g !" " J u s t d o n ' t d o i t a n y m o r e , y o u s c u r v y s c a l a w a a g g g!"
Spaceman Axolotl
W h o o p s !
Spaceman Axolotl
I reflect a Frap Ray to L!
Spaceman Axolotl
I b e c o m e s p a c e m a n a x o l o t l
Stupendous Axolotl
NEW RULE!! Everyone has to type with spaces between each letter!
Stupendous Axolotl
You loose the carpets as you have no mask!
Stupendous Axolotl
the score is now: Noogie to Floogie to Goonie
L
I challenge Stupendous Axolotl to a one-on-one battle! Winner gets 4583388754853484^43789363 points! If Stupendous Axolotl declines or doesn't respond, I get to throw them into a river!
L
I steal my flag back!
L
Stupendous Axolotl's score count is unjustified, therefore I take back my previous points and give him/her -1000 points.
Stupendous Axolotl
NEW RULE!! Anyone without an Avatar with mask looses the Carpets!
Stupendous Axolotl
I Capture L's Flag!
Stupendous Axolotl
the score is now: L = -1000
Stupendous Axolotl
NEW RULE!! No new games until insaner allows it is Fatal!
Stupendous Axolotl
NEW RULE!! ROSALYN IS FIRED!
stupendous man
not on my watch!
rosie
NEW RULE!! bed time!
Calvin
NEW RULE!! hobbes is on my team
susie
NEW RULE!! hobbes is on my team
L
logs in
L
the score is now: Stupendous Axolotl - 0
L
All of Stupendous Axolotl's actions are null and void because he violated my previous rule that no new games may be started unless insaner allows it.
doofenswag
the score is now: no points for Stupendous Axolotl
LOLZ
NEW RULE!! get loled
Calvins mom
its bed time!
Stupendous Axolotl
Game Start! I place the wickets in their positions
Stupendous Axolotl
I use my flag to whack the moonstone and claim it's flag!
Stupendous Axolotl
I Rocket to the Wickets and go to the Moonstone
Stupendous Axolotl
NEW RULE!! The Wickets are guarding a moonstone
Stupendous Axolotl
Game Ended, dinner time was called by dad
Stupendous Axolotl
Oh No! The Phantasmatron destroyed my duplicates!
Stupendous Axolotl
the score is now: space wickets to cardboard boxes
Stupendous Axolotl
I use the duplicator to overwhelm the tiger team
doofenswag
NEW RULE!! Stupendous Axolotl I In Space With The Wickets!
Calvins dad
Calvin's dad calls for dinner
Calvin
I transmogrify into a worm than steal a sandwich from susie
HOBBES
THE BRAT IS DOWN!
Stupendous Axolotl
NEW RULE!! All Wickets are in outer space
Stupendous Axolotl
the score is now: now 4 carpets to 7 books!
Stupendous Axolotl
I transmogrify into a tiger to sneak the tiger team's flag!
L
the score is now: L - 25^143568734534875843
L
Again, Super player, waiting for you!
L
the score is now: L - 25^100000000000000000000000
L
Because the scoring is A-Z and 1-25, my equivalent score is 25^143568734534875843
L
I use the time machine to travel back to the other game. I push myself into the Steal Zone and hit him withe the calvinball, stealing all his points. I travel back to this time.
L
Oops, I didn't realize the scores were reset. Hang on.
L
Super player, I challenge you to a one-on-one battle! Loser has to do everything the winner says for ALL CALVINBALL ETERNITY!
L
NEW RULE!! No new games until insaner allows it!
L
the score is now: L - gs7000000000(--Floptimus Prime goes Kablooie+3n²) + (var=cah) + (var=hobes) + (var=rando)
Old Man
the score is now: 10
L
I hit cah, rando, and hobes with the Calvinball. The Triple Deluxe principle allows me to drain their points and take them for myself.
L
It's been a while!
hmm
NEW RULE!! Everyone has to keep one eye closed
Super player
the score is now: I have four zoogys(one zoogy is 5 points) and four moogys(one moogy is one point).
Super player
I touch my flag!
Super player
Whoever takes my flag will have one zoogy
ayo
NEW RULE!! all players move in slow motion for 15 seconds!
Guy2
and steals the flag
Guy2
Yells "olly wolly poggywolly ump bump fizz!"
Guy2
Yells "olly wolly poggywolly ump bump fizz!" and steals the flag
Calvin
Hops backwards twice and starts moving, hops over fence and steels Cah's flag
Calvin
NEW RULE!! You must hop backwards twice before moving
madhav
the score is now: the score is 10000000000000000000000000000 to -10000000000000000000000000000
madhav
NEW RULE!! must say the very sorry song when you get hit by the ball
Super player
NEW RULE!! You can't reset the score!
ThePowiester
NEW RULE!! All rules and scores are reset because the apoclypse!
cah
I got a flag!
cah
NEW RULE!! you must jump on a rock.
cah
50+50=100, 100-500=400!
cah
the answer is 400
rando
25 were different colors
hobes
400 were different colors
cah
NEW RULE!! if carl from up had 500 ballons, 50 were red, and fifty were green, how many were different colors? solve for a point!
rando
im sorry guys
Super player
I use transmogrifier gun to transform into bactery. i stole my flag again!
hobes
why did it say that like ten times
hobes
i use a trampoline to jump the fence i steal cah's flag i get two points
hobes
i use a trampoline to jump the fence i steal cah's flag i get two points
hobes
i use a trampoline to jump the fence i steal cah's flag i get two points
hobes
i use a trampoline to jump the fence i steal cah's flag i get two points
hobes
i use a trampoline to jump the fence i steal cah's flag i get two points
hobes
i use a trampoline to jump the fence i steal cah's flag i get two points
hobes
i use a trampoline to jump the fence i steal cah's flag i get two points
hobes
i use a trampoline to jump the fence i steal cah's flag i get two points
cah
glaxoid and nebular carry away the superr player flag!
Super player
I use rewind ability to dodge your touch!
cah
I pole- vault to get the super player flag and I touch him! I have 12!
Super player
Yes. Rando is creepy
cah
actualy, 11
cah
I say 15
cah
you must put a estimate for how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood!
cah
rando's flag is out!it can be touched to another player for absolutely nothing.
hobes
if you think randos creepy say "i do"
Super player
Hi man
cah
I create the HORRENDOUS SPACE KABLOOIE!
rando
nevermind bye im never playing again
hobes
the score is now: kanoogy to baloonagoey to rando loses
cah
rando, this is getting really annoying. we've told you why we won't tell you our ages. it's because we CARE ABOUT OURSELVES, NOT ABOUT SOME OTHER GUY WHO WANTS TO BE US!!!!
hobes
i get a point
cah
google "askew" to get a point!
rando
i want your guyses real names
Super player
I win the game!
Super player
I am using a portal gun to bring you all back to the Ice Age.
Super player
This update takes me back in time
Super player
I'm getting an upgrade to my portal gun.
Super player
I buy battery to my portal gun
Super player
I beat you and i take your money
cah
NEW RULE!! everybody has to DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY.
newbie
why does rando want our names? that's creepy.
cah
the nuke flag is out! you go back to a if your touched!
hobes
bruh its cuz they dont want their identity stolen
rando
dont make friends online they dont even tell you their age
newbie
just kidding.I'll be your friend with or without a train.
newbie
NEW RULE!! I will be your friend, if you have a train.
newbie
a train runs cah over!
hobes
will anyone be my online friend
cah
is it portal, or portal gun?
newbie
I like trains
cah
newbie, the scoring is a-z, and 1-25, ok? go out of the letters, and into the numbers.
Super player
PS In Poland is 21.12.
Super player
Good night!
Super player
This comic book I made myself
Super player
NEW RULE!! If you can guess the name of my first comic, you'll find me, calvinball, and my flag
Super player
I use portal gun again, to stole my flag. Portal gun is now out of battery. I can't use portal gun again.
Super player
I use portal gun again, to stole my flag. Portal gun is now out of battery. I can't use portal gun again.
Super player
the score is now: I give the newbie one zoogy as a gift
Super player
I use portal gun to teleport to calvinball. I stole calvinball! I have another moogy!
Super player
NEW RULE!! The score from the previous match counts!
Super player
Create your own scoring, newbie. I am in comic book of my own creation.
newbie
hey, whats the scoring? I want to join.
cah
NEW RULE!! everybody with a dog must pet it!
cah
why do you want to know more about me?
cah
the super player flag is out! tap super player to imediatley go to 12!
rando
it matters cuz i want to know more about you
cah
why do you want my age? what does it matter to you?
cah
NEW RULE!! or age.
rando
plz erbody tell me your age
cah
NEW RULE!! if anyone asks what somebody's name is, they lose a point.
cah
the score is now: the score is c-b-a-a, super player. we changed games, and therefor changed scores. I explained the scores before.
rando
why did you not tell me your age cah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cah
NEW RULE!! if a calvinball is stolen, a point is automatically given!
Super player
the score is now: I have two zoogys and two moogys!
Super player
the score is now: I get moogy for every player who didn't use Stupendous Man power.
Super player
the score is now: Rando & Hobes: 0 moogys
Super player
the score is now: Super player: One zoogy and four moogys. Cah: One zoogy and one moogy
Super player
Another moogy for me
Super player
I'm the only calvinball player who can move. I'm winning the game!
Super player
the score is now: Cah have one zoogy in a gift, because he is the oldest calvinball player ever!
Super player
the score is now: One more moogy for me!
Super player
NEW RULE!! I am the best calvinball player ever!
Super player
I am taking you all captive
Super player
NEW RULE!! I freeze you all! You cannot move until the end of the game!
Super player
One zoogy is five moogys
Super player
One zoogy is five moogys
Super player
the score is now: I have one zoogy and two moogys. Cah have one moogy, because he win the game. Rando and Hobes have 0 points!
Super player
I use Stupendous Man power to defeat Cah, Rando and Hobes!
Super player
OK, you're right. Sorry.
cah
super player, I guessed poland! look back!
cah
I have fallen into a creativitiy area! you create my punishment!
Super player
NEW RULE!! Everybody must use Stupendous man power somewhere in game!
Super player
New game started
Super player
The flag is in my house!
Super player
I gave you a hint
Super player
You didn't find flag! I win! The flag is in the Poland
cah
NEW RULE!! everyone must use the spaceman spiff at some point in the game!
cah
the score is now: it is c to b to a.
cah
I am bonked by hobes!
cah
sorry rando. I thought you were going to be some creepy stalker.
cah
rando is bonked! I am at c!
rando
ok thendont tell me your age!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cah
and, if you decipher my code, you will find my actual age.
rando
i dont read calvin and hobbes
cah
I won't tell you my age because I don't want somebody to steal my identity!
cah
I got the idea from calvin and hobbes.
rando
whyyyyy wont you tell me your age
cah
ok. here is my age, but it is coded: 829,567 500,000,00012 829,567 400,8293/4 829,567 3,000,000,000.
rando
your real age
cah
rando, I am 15,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years old.
cah
by the way, rando, I thought sum was a mean person. I misread your comment. hobes gets bonked! I now have b!
rando
hey cah how old are you
cah
the scoring will be: from a-z, and 1-25. once you get out of numbers, you go into letters.
hobes
oh dang it
hobes
GOT THE VICTOREOUM FLAG!! I WIN!
cah
actually-there is no victorium flag. just get to 25 before everyone else.
hobes
hello people
rando
sum means something i had something going on around me
cah
this is the victoreum flag. get it, and you win. the calvinball sabotages players, so act quickly!
cah
all scores are reset! new game starts!
cah
I don't know who this sum is, but he seems a bit mean. It's probably going to be obvious.
cah
hobes found the winner's flag! he wins!
rando
what do you mean who's sums
cah
is it in the leaning tower of pisa?
cah
just a quick question-whose sums?
cah
thanks, rando.
cah
so, can we just forget about that?
hobes
so we all made up? right?
rando
im sorry cah
rando
its ok i was just mad about sum going on around me and i came here and blew up
cah
hi, rando. sorry I was a bit mean, with the score and everything. I'm just sensitive to criticism.
cah
did you hide it in the gutter?
rando
you thought you could get rid of me
hobes
FOUND THE WINNERS FLAG!!!!!!!!
cah
wait a minute- did you hide the flag in poland?
cah
NEW RULE!! the winner's flag cannot move around!
cah
is it in the water barrell?
cah
NEW RULE!! calvin's flag is the winners flag! if nobody finds it, you win super player! but if somebody finds it, they win. please choose a location from house in your head to hide it.
Super player
calvin's flag is safe somewhere in the world! If you find me, you find calvin's flag
Super player
the score is now: I have 6 moogy's. It's 1 zoogy and one moogy.
Super player
(gasps)
Super player
You know i'm from Poland?
Super player
I am a thief. i rob moogy from all players
Zora
Go to the swimming pool on 38 seconds!
cah
rando has now suffered a groin shot like he did to calvin
cah
rando's flag has been stolen! his last point is down! rando has lost.
cah
NEW RULE!! rando is sent to kick-a-back zone! he losses his oogy, and is now y, the lowest score!
hobes
i wish you could ban people, your rude rando
rando
cah makes stupid rules
kptjboof
NEW RULE!! veryone not playing calvinball must dance a jig
cah
the winners' flag is out! grab it, hide it, make sure players don't get it for 10 minutes, and win!
cah
the score is now: cah has moogy, hobes has oogy, and super player has oogy.
cah
hobes' flag is stolen! one point deducted from hobes!
cah
the lucky badminton birdie is out! catch it for a point!
cah
the score is now: moogy is gifted to all people EXCEPT super player.
cah
the earthquake zone causes hobes to shake involuntarily! he gets bonked!
hobes
poop on your own head or get hit with calvinball
Super player
I'm taking calvinball to safety
cah
NEW RULE!! everybody has to pounce on a stuffed animal. if you do not have a stuffed animal, pounce on the first thing you see.
hobes
Ugh, you're a monster I can swallow a bottle of alcohol and I'll feel like Godzilla Better hit the deck like the card dealer My whole squad's in here, walkin' around the party A cross between a zombie apocalypse and big Bobby The Brain Heenan which is probably the Same reason I wrestle with mania Shady's in this bitch, I'm posse'd up Consider it to cross me a costly mistake If they sleepin' on me, the Hoes better get insomnia, ADHD, hydroxycut Pass the Courvoisi'
cah
whoops! hobes just fell in the perchenious poem place! you must create a poem in which you ask somebody to do something bad to you!
hobes
you said you must be hit with it
hobes
hit cah with calvinball
hobes
eminem ha i said it
cah
eminem eminem
cah
I trip into the vortex zone! a point is given to the other team, for I must be hit with the calvinball!
Coltyn
everybody say eminem or lose three points
cah
calvinball regained! the score is now oogy to boogy
Super player
I use doctor strange power to teleport you to vortex zone
Super player
I take a shield from the captian america
rando
NEW RULE!! you must give a moment of silence to calvin he suffered a groin shot
hobes
cancelled by larray
cah
the calvinball has slipped from my grasp!
cah
I touch the oposite pole!
hobes
NEW RULE!! only shooting laser guns is aloud until 1:55
hobes
im in da bathroom
cah
the score is now: the score is now oogy to oogy. we have to get to kablomoogy by doing special timed rules, or by hitting people with a calvinball.
cah
done! done!
cah
NEW RULE!! you must put a action in at exactly 1:46
hobes
throw calvinball
hobes
smack cah with a flip flop
hobes
you smacked me
cah
new game starts!
Coltyn
smacking with a tennis racket
Super player
the score is now: I win
Super player
I'm going to past using time machine. I am making you not born
Super player
NEW RULE!! Points are now: Q, zolo, soldo. Three Q its one zolo, 3 zolos are one soldo
Super player
NEW RULE!! Say: blablahglahbleehblork for 30 seconds
Super player
the score is now: 1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 points!
Super player
I call on King Kong who crushes you. I take over other players' points
Super player
the score is now: I have one ding
Super player
I'm entering the point sector!
Super player
Wchodzę w sektor punktowy!
jjj
the score is now: 2 dingys to 1 zolo
jjj
NEW RULE!! I win
spiff
eat 4 tacos
boop
I take the flag!
Greg
NEW RULE!! You're all dead. The game ends with immediate effect.
william
NEW RULE!! get some ice
william
the score is now: 3444444444444444444555555 to 77777777777777
william
the score is now: fe fi fo fom to 567
calvin
NEW RULE!! evryone but me is doomed
Geaorge
NEW RULE!! Go ask your mom for some chocolate
cah
the score is now: the score is oogy to boogy to kab-la-conoogy.
cah
NEW RULE!! every time a point is scored, a penalty throw is thrown at another player of the scoring team
calvinoralvin
the score is now: ME = 123242342342313213kabloie7 agobble Flipflops prime a23222321324234. Everyone else - 0blobble
calvinoralvin
I use the wagon to put Earth back together and resurrect every living thing. I earn apoxx. oogy points for every living thing resurrected.
calvinoralvin
I go to Pluto and then shoot the earth with a sonic orange-ray.
boiy
NEW RULE!! boiy's score if negiteve 15 boogy
Yeevy
the score is now: The scores are guomble to Thirteenty
i
NEW RULE!! only i can score
calvinoralvin
the score is now: cheesebread with mayonaise and doctor who to Shrek
calvinoralvin
NEW RULE!! The mask must be turned around when in vortex zone and you must go to the pluto wicket and get bonked by the calvinball.
nottaname
very sorry song
fred
run to the first tree and climb it
A
Treetop Boing-Boing flag - all zones that are above 10 feet above the ground, must be entered by a pogo-stick or a trampoline. If you don't, you lose 10.8879 x current points and must sing a short poem to the next person who walks by to Pluto wicket.
A
the score is now: tissue paper sheet to '70 television set to Shrek Wazowski
A
NEW RULE!! The next 80 people to go into any sector must hit the tree with the calvinball, then hit the flag to the ERROR_?=37782hjCALVIN_and_HOBBES?--oo8iu_calvinBall and smack the opposite side of the field with a croquet hammer
A
The L flag is now teleported to the black hole zone along with you.
Calvin
tiger fight
space
NEW RULE!! black hole zone
Eggs McFinnus
the score is now: Green to Purple
kaleo macdonald
sing a poem
kaleo macdonald
sing a poem
L
What's your flag play?
Garry
flag play
L
the score is now: L - gs7000000000(--Floptimus Prime goes Kablooie+3n²) Gogonopsidian777.5 - -1000000000 hobbesfanclub - -1000000000 greengold - gobbledygook-1 JT - 1234 e - 3 me - 75 Everyone else - blorkeeeee Ls 2-10 - 0
L
Apologies for the nonsense before. It was intended to be the score.
L
L - gs7000000000(--Floptimus Prime goes Kablooie+3n²) Gogonopsidian777.5 - -1000000000 hobbesfanclub - -1000000000 greengold - gobbledygook-1 JT - 1234 e - 3 me - 75 Everyone else - blorkeeeee Ls 2-10 - 0
L
Multiplier flag - I can turn my most recently earned points into a multiplier for the rest of the earned points.
L
Flies back to Earth and resurrects everyone for sportsmanship. Earns a Good Sport(GS) points for approx. every person on Earth.
L
Kills everyone, dominates Earth, and goes to Mars in the wagon.
L
the score is now: L - --Floptimus Prime goes Kablooie+3n² Gogonopsidian777.5 - -1000000000 hobbesfanclub - -1000000000 greengold - gobbledygook-1 JT - 1234 e - 3 me - 75 Everyone else - blorkeeeee Ls 2-10 - 0
L
NEW RULE!! L flag - I can now give myself Floptimus Prime points while reversing the JT flag play. I do this.
L
I hit the Letter Change Tree with the Calvinball and steal the JT flag, therefore the JT flag is now the L flag and I have it.
me
the score is now: 75
calvatar
Kill everyone
Burak Han
Kill everyone and dominate earth. Then travel to the Mars
e
the score is now: 3
JT
NEW RULE!! NEW RULE! If you don't click here you have to put a dunce hat on your head. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&list=PL45I7czocaVJmE4FQrV4r6R5SL47hIs-O&index=92
JT
JT FLAG! I must win EVERY CALVINBALL GAME!
JT
JT flag! I win every calvinball game!!!
JT
the score is now: 1234
L
Your new rule states that any actions, scores flags, or rules are reversed. Since this goes for your rules too, my 9th Rule erases everything you've done in this game thus far because your now non-existing rule is contradictory.
coby
NEW RULE!! play backwards
L
Btw Insaner, I'm L from the guestbook.
L
WE WANT ACCOUNTS! WE WANT ACCOUNTS! L LOGS IN! L LOGS IN!
L
NEW RULE!! Anyone who announces a rule that directly cancels out another's rule or contradicts their own rules has all their influence on the game automatically reset.
L
OOH SAY CAN YOU SEEEE BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAILED AT THE TWILIGHT'S LAST GLEAMING WHOSE BROAD STRIPES AND BRIGHT STARS THROUGH THE PERILOUS FIGHT O'ER THE RAMPARTS WE WATCHED, WERE SO GALLANTLY STREAMING? AND THE ROCKET'S RED GLARE, THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT THAT OUR FLAG WAS STILL THERE O SAY DOES THAT STAR-SPANGLED BANNER YET WAVE O'ER THE LAND OF THE FREE AND THE HOME OF THE BRAAAAAVE *COUGH COUGH COOOUGH*
L
the score is now: L - --Kablooie+3n² Gogonopsidian777.5 - -1000000000 hobbesfanclub - -1000000000 greengold - gobbledygook-1 Everyone else - blorkeeeee Ls 2-10 - 0
L
Yells "olly wolly poggywolly ump bump fizz!" and steals the flag. Receives 3 --n pointssquared as a result.
spaceman spiff
NEW RULE!! everyone must scream the national anthem until they lose their voice
spaceman spiff
yell "olly wolly poggywolly ump bump fizz!" and steal the flag
L
Whacks hvjnbmbnm with Wicket of Winning Whacks. He has to sign a contract of mandatory alliance with me or lose -∞ points.
L
Picks up Wicket of Winning Whacks and whacks . I now have the ability to blackmail hvjnbmbnm into doing my bidding (he receives -∞ points if he fails to obey) if I whack him with the wicket
hvjnbmbnm
pick up wickets
L
Whacks John with Wicket of Winning Whacks. He has to buy me a military-grade missile launcher or lose -∞ points.
L
Picks up Wicket of Winning Whacks and whacks John. I now have the ability to blackmail John into doing my bidding (he receives -∞ points if he fails to obey) if I whack him with the wicket.
john
pick up wickets
L
the score is now: L - Kablooie+ Gogonopsidian777.5 - -1000000000 hobbesfanclub - -1000000000 greengold - gobbledygook-1 Everyone else - blorkeeeee Ls 2-10 - 0
L
Receives 20 BlorbPoints from L5!
L5
NEW RULE!! When someone is in the Exchange Spot, they have to exchange 20 BlorbPoints with the player of their choice.
L5
Bonks Khushi's tube(pro) with Calvinball! Khushi's tube(pro) now has to soak their head in boiling water while I receive 20 BlorbPoints!
L
Passes ball to L5!
L
Shouts, "HFRJMCRUOMGT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Belieber
Shout: HFRJMCRUOMGT 10 TIMES AS LOUD AS YOU CAN RIGHT NOW
Khushi's tube(pro)
NEW RULE!! Put poo on your head if your not playing
L
logs in!
L
Has reached the legendary Pop Bottle score and gained access to the Qin Shi Huang principle. Gogonopsidian777.5 now has to bathe in a vat of mercury sulphide.
L
the score is now: L - Pop Bottle Gogonopsidian777.5 - -1000000000 hobbesfanclub - -1000000000 greengold - gobbledygook-1 Everyone else - blorkeeeee
L4
Kicks ball to L!
L
Runs to Ball Point zone where he gets z points if he acquires the ball while in the zone!
L4
Intercepts Calvinball with a dive!
L6
Throws ball towards WantSomeCoffeeFred?
L6
Tackles hobbes and accquires Calvinball!
L
NEW RULE!! Anyone who claims to win without context of their victory loses zugbuhk points!
L
The Duplicator burns out.
L10
Transmogrifies due to an error in the Duplicator algorithm which caused a mistake in appearance.
L10
Reporting for duty!
L9
Reporting for duty!
L8
Reporting for duty!
L6
Transmogrifies due to an error in the Duplicator algorithm which caused a mistake in appearance.
L7
Reporting for duty!
L6
Reporting for duty!
L5
Reporting for duty!
L4
L Duplicate III reporting for duty!
L3
L Duplicate II reporting for duty!
L2
L Duplicate I reporting for duty!
L
I caught the Duplication flag; I acquire access to the Duplicator!
L
NEW RULE!! All rules are valid except those that decree all future rules invalid or restricted.
L
I touched the Temporary Allies pole; I decree that everyone shall work with me to make A Momento To Calvin-Girl lose points!
L
NEW RULE!! Anyone who touches the Temporary Allies pole may decree all other players to cooperate with said person on an action/group of related actions.
L
the score is now: L - Gobbledygook Gogonopsidian777.5 - -1000000000 hobbesfanclub - -1000000000 greengold - gobbledygook-1 Everyone else - blorkeeeee
L
I touched the Kudo wicket; therefore I give kudos to greengold, the player of my choice.
L
NEW RULE!! Anyone who claims to win or says that they will win loses all of their points immediately!
L
I whacked spayce mersinarey on the wrist with the engineer flag; (s)he is suspended from the game until (s)he is able to acquire a mediocre-grade flame thrower and give it to me; any update in his/her play history proves that (s)he gave it to me.
L
the score is now: L - Gobbledygook Gogonopsidian777.5 - -1000000000 hobbesfanclub - -1000000000 Everyone else - blorkeeeee
L
NEW RULE!! Everyone who hasn't scored yet automatically has -1000000000 points!
L
I touched the third-base wicket; I get three points!
L
NEW RULE!! Anyone who hasn't scored yet gets to subtract a point from each player!!
Gogonopsidian777.5
the score is now: everyones score is blorkeeeee except for me and hobbesfanclub
WantSomeCoffeeFred?
NEW RULE!! you have to reset your score if you yell: LAMBORGHINI!
spayce mersinarey
hobbes has to crawl until getting to the lucky golf ball of hi-speed talk!
hobbes
athlete zone! everyone has to do 5 push ups and eenie meenie minie moe to see who get hit whith the calvinball
hobbesfanclub
dinosaur zone
Old Man
You are in a "no underwear" zone!
stevestrib
NEW RULE!! jump around yelling
Woaa
Flag is new flag.
Calvinball
This is pointless.
Calvinball is awsome
the score is now: dio
Calvinball is awsome
the score is now: Dio
Calvinball is awsome
the score is now: flag
calvin
NEW RULE!! I marry susie if Hobbes or I win!
calvin
NEW RULE!! I win if I burp right now!
hobbes
flags are my specialty
Calvin
NEW RULE!! All players must say the word farted.
Hunter
Swing racket
a perso
NEW RULE!! say oof until boped with calvin BALL
Shan
grab the ball!
d4c
NEW RULE!! jetpack is powered by hotdogs
jimbob
NEW RULE!! Hobbes has a jetpack
whoman
jump and duck
Charles Sullivan
Push Calvin Down, eat hot dog
Charles Sullivan
NEW RULE!! You must eat a hot dog every time the opponent falls down
TT
NEW RULE!! You must hop on one foot
zeller
the score is now: seiche 493 i43
zeller
jump thrice above a log
wilbur
NEW RULE!! ice cream must be eaten upside down
boredasfuck
is anybody else ever going to do this? - m
Superman
i fly whee
Stealy
All right, okay, we're in the quiet safe room where none of the people whose stuff I stole can get to us. Now, let's look at all the stuff we got. We got a bag of Bobbish. That's eight brapples. We got a plumbus. That's six and a half brapples. We got, uh, a-crushed party cups. Fifteen and a half brapples.
BrAiNsUrGeRy
I was Jotaro Kujo, however, I am not the previous BrAiNsUrGeRy. Still. I throw down a royal flush.
Jotaro Kujo
STAR PLATINUM! MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
BrAiNsUrGeRy
NEW RULE!! Anyone with pizza must and probably always gets nothing except when you are giving birth to a Rock in New Jersey. Players must ALWAYS obey the Inca and must never where shoes in the agreementational zone except for Tuesday’s and Friday afternoons. If anyone is kicking at an angry bird, you must intentionally look at the blueness behind the big rock inside.
Dylan
the score is now: -169 shoelace aglets
Dylan
NEW RULE!! If you are not able to touch one of the wickets 5 seconds after a new rule is created, you must pray to the wicket gods and eat a sandwich with a cup of mustard in it. if you are able to do both of these things, you gain 5 mechanical pencil leads.
Dylan
throw the ball into the sky
Dylan
throw the ball into the sky
spceman ffips
NEW RULE!! everyone will be my friend now
spaceman ffips
you get zapped and have to in to get juice
Shawn
Gain 10 points
HOBBES
the score is now: 5000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 to o
HOBBES
how do you play
ars
NEW RULE!! song zone
StripedLeopard
The flag is now in the null zone, new flag spawning in 10 years.
ScoreKeeper
the score is now: 2019 to anyone?
Dio
NEW RULE!! Trying to defeat me is Muda Muda.
MyGuy
defeat dio
moooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeee
NEW RULE!! Any team with the score of Q will receive a swift beating in the PVP zone.
dc
the score is now: q - 12
ety
flag of slowness you have to walk
hihihi
NEW RULE!! vortex zone
kkkkkkkkkkkk
suck my ass
greengold
I invoke the Oogity Boogity Clause, causing amy to lose 13 BOGART points and be sentenced to wear a cone of shame until she reaches the Zone of Forgiveness.
amy
the score is now: oogy to boogy
n
play tennis
Hoomer
run to the top of the hill with a hat in your hand
help
the score is now: 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999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99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
help
NEW RULE!! you guys are fucked up
help
NEW RULE!! you guys are fucked up
help
NEW RULE!! i always win.
itsthepizzaboy
i win
bulyio
run to freeze zone
bulyio
NEW RULE!! 0ver 9000
itsthepizzaboy
NEW RULE!! im dead
Petter
fire the teacher
gty
the score is now: 100
greengold
I throw an orange at JRB, awarding me Q amount of coke bottle points.
JRB
the score is now: The score is nose bleed to trousers! Woop!
JRB
I Will Smite You!
A Momento To Calvin-Girl
NEW RULE!! Should the legend calvin-girl ever rejoin this game, she must declare herself to be the original or be deducted 19 gumballs.
A Momento To Calvin-Girl
All players must stop and pay homage to the true master of online calvinball, calvin-girl, found in the old archives of the game.
LOGIN WANTED
WE WANT ACCOUNTS!
Suzy
NEW RULE!! I turn the All Girls Zone into a freeze zone. Anyone caught in the Freeze zone can't move unless touched with the babysitter's flag.
rat
run to attack all girls zone
Axel
I win.
mickey
Because of the rule that disrespect must be punished, you must now wear the Cone of Shame.
greengold
I yell profanities at Mickey, earning myself the Flag of Disrespect.
mickey
I touch zach with the Freeze Flag and steal the calvinball. Ice Cube points to me!
mickey
I touch zach with the Freeze Flag and steal the calvinball. Ice Cube points to me!
greengold
NEW RULE!! Any disrespect toward other players will result in immediate wearing of the cone of shame.
Zack
NEW RULE!! The person holding the Calvinball must do a handstand for 10 seconds
qwerty
/-kill_others0_=21132463
qwerty
NEW RULE!! I win
eh
uhmm idk
calvintest
throw the flag
juan
jump the fence
Eric
drive a car
Brayden
the score is now: 27-1
powerguy9876
Got enemy flag
powerguy9876
NEW RULE!! Hop until someone finds the bonus box
powerguy9876
Got flag
powerguy9876
NEW RULE!! Must hop until someone finds the boys box
s
to fight a person
thomas
NEW RULE!! You have to say dog every 3 seconds.
yf
Jump up into the air
hahaha
kick a ball
Teddy
NEW RULE!! each player drink beer before playing
vivek
run and catch the ball
Hobbsies
NEW RULE!! Having the flag results in not having the flag
cs440
run forwards
jalen
jump over a rainbow and find a pot of gold
bob
eat a donut
Qwertyopesderaxcinm
Logs in!
Bit
NEW RULE!! No deleting existing rules!
Bit
Pixel is now back in the game. Qwertyopesderaxcinm loses all Q's and has -7393618461837 12's.
Manski
NEW RULE!! slap the next person you see in the face with a sandwich for +2 explosion emojis to your score
Manski
plant the flag in the most disrespectful place to the other team or lose t^-2 points
Manski
logs in
m
the score is now: WOSSAMOTTA U to SUCC to SPAGHET to TIDEPODS to ROCKY
Rocket J. Squirrel
Bullwinkle and I have activated the WARD flag! Most of you have got 60 seconds to touch it and the spaghet next to it. If you don't, then we won't hurt you, but instead you'll just have to write our names on the whiteboard. Place of Flying Lessons: Cedar Yorpantz Flying School. Maybe someone lodged a jetpack down my body.
Gark
garkety gark gark
Merp
I activate the EXPLOSION flag! Everyone has 15 seconds to touch it or else they will explode and are out of the game!
Calvin
NEW RULE!! shooting at many players.
Query.not.found
NEW RULE!! You must hit the person nearest to you with a sandwich. Anyone who does not have their sandwich must immediately move ten feet to the right or fit through one of the wickets.
E
the score is now: E to 1,0002,0202
Yee
I eat a ham sandwich while flying at lightspeed
E
NEW RULE!! Everyone playing except the one with the ball must do a headstand every 5 seconds!
S U C C
NEW RULE!! all rules removed
Ugandan Knuckles
NEW RULE!! Spit on the non-believers (losers) and tell them they don't know de wey. If anyone is offended, then ignore this icon.
jen
running away from dogs
Susie
You have to hide the flag and other opponents try to steal it.
syncophant
NEW RULE!! dump gatorade on the losers head every time they score!
qwertyopesderaxcinm
I touch the anti-Pixel pole. Pixel is out of the game.
A cat
A cat appears.
Moe
Moe says: "HI!!!"
qwertyopesderaxcinm
NEW RULE!! Pixel's rule has been removed!
010101
I activate the MONEYYYYYYY flag, and earn 100$.
Klinkou
the score is now: LOL - OMG
HHF
I touch all the wickets in order. I get 10 points.
HHF
I touch all the wickets in order. I get 10 points.
Pixel
NEW RULE!! qwertyopesderaxcinm cannot move if he has 1 or more Q's!
Announcer
the score is now: MJ-078 to DY-476
qwertyopesderaxcinm
the score is now: Yes to no
Star
NEW RULE!! If your shirt is purple, you lose one Q!
10
the score is now: B - 13
K
I run around the orange pole, thus earning myself 12 Q's.
Bob
NEW RULE!! All players must suddenly quack like a duck when a ball is in the air or in the no song zone
your mom
The Mom Flag was invoked. Any players with the Slow Motion effect may now move at full speed. All cats must be hunted down and petted for a total of PURR Points for every cat caught.
patrick henry
I shoot you with the Nerf Dart of Slowing. You now have to move in slow motion until you pass the Blue Zone and attain the Paradigm Pinecone.
Greengold
the score is now: zzzz to 37 Giraffes
Greengold
I score, slam my head against the wall, and pass out. I am awarded extra points for sleeping during a game.
Greengold
I score, slam my head against the wall, and pass out. I am awarded extra points for sleeping during a game.
Greengold
I score, slam my head against the wall, and pass out. I am awarded extra points for sleeping during a game.
we want to play calvinball
NEW RULE!! everytime you make a goal, slam your head against the wall 6 times
Greengold
Catches the flag, and dunks it into the VERY real swimming pool. Orange points to me!
patrick johns
throw the flag
patrick johns
on wicket five, jump around
clover
throw flag
Blatant Lies
NEW RULE!! There is a swimming pool. Ignore all evidence to the contrary.
Greengold
pidgeon jumps over wicket 400 instead of 40. He has to go sit in the box of shame
Pigeon
NEW RULE!! Freeze everything except self if or 10 seconds if you jump ove wicket 40
Greengold
NEW RULE!! anyone wearing a hat has to pay lots of fun points.
yay
eating potatoes with bread
Ethan
I have to steel the other persons flag!
Bob
the score is now: MAX_INT
hey
the score is now: 100
sree
play dota
jax
NEW RULE!! no hat
A
Take a Drink
Jonathan
runs through the "no song" zone and into the "no-calvin" sector.
doodle
do a wiggle
faggot
die to the die to die to the die
Jimmy neutron
the score is now: Jimmy to neutron
Linz
the score is now: 75
Greengold
the score is now: 2 Giraffes - Cactus
Greengold
As your hatred grows, your score grows as well.
betterave
My hatred for myself slowly grows
mickey
but because you stepped in a Trap Zone you have to sit in the Box of Unending Shame.
Julie
I steal the Prison Flag and am awarded a Get Out of Jail Free card.
mickey
NEW RULE!! All stupid war related rules are now punishable by 300000 electric pushups.
Bill
NEW GAME!!!!!!! I WIN!!!!!!! Hi Mickey
becky
A butterfly! All players must take a break from the game and try to catch it. I call a Butterfly Break!
Griffen
I send a nuke. Btw hi ben
Greengold
A hedgehog touched Stupendous Man with the Arkansas flag. Stupendous Man is now out of the game due to germs.
Vanir
NEW RULE!! And because a team has reached 25, all players must switch sides.
Vanir
the score is now: ctrl to 25
Vanir
I touch the largest sunflower and am awarded cactus points. All other players have to run 4 triangles around the nearest radish while singing the stupendous man song.
billy
the score is now: flump to -k
billy
NEW RULE!! while holding your nose, you sneeze and blow your shoes off. M1/2 points to all other players.
billy
NEW RULE!! while holding your nose, you sneeze and blow your shoes off. M1/2 points to all other players.
mickey
but because i held my nose, the zone is invalid and you must sing the im so sorry song
sumtin
i put down a no song zone
spiff
i duplicate the flag (rip it in half).
other guy
the score is now: 54367367.goddls to 5.gugye
Stupendous man
NEW RULE!! time wickets double your score
magic
do magic
Ajit Pai
the score is now: 43
amira
hop around while playing tennis
Nivlac
I kick the ball into a tree, the next person has to run around a tree before they continue playing!
calvin
the score is now: 14 to 76teen
awesome
NEW RULE!! if you touch calvin shout I'm better than calvin 14 times
Calvin
Run Fast
Notker
notker resets the server. Games ends for everyone.
Notker
notker runs
Also An Idiot
NEW RULE!! NEW RULE!!! Anybody in the "no-calvin" sector gets three points!
An Idiot
the score is now: The score is now Oogy to Boogy!
susie
Ok here you go!
calvin
This is a poem do what you are told dump this water over my head and do it A.S.A.P
susie
Oh look here comes calvin.
hobbes
the score is now: still Q to 12!
calvin
Fine but I'm in the no song zone
Hobbes
But i hit you with the calvinball so put the flag back
calvin
I stole the flag!
mickey
I protest idiocy. Points awarded to anyone who isnt an idiot.
mickey
I protest idiocy. Points awarded to anyone who isnt an idiot.
AName
Roll a dice
Calv
NEW RULE!! Only 10 rules allowed
insaner_poser
the score is now: 0 to susie. I AM IN THE NO SUSIE ZONE
Calvin
BOB STOLE PENALTY FLAG. 500,000,000 Qs and 12s SUBTRACTED!
calvin
NEW RULE!! There are no rules. Everyone can play freely.
calvin
THE SCORE is still Q to 12!
calvin
the score is now: oogy to boogy
calvin
the score is now: oogy to boogy
Mark
the score is now: foo to 45
calvin
NEW RULE!! No rules.
Calvin
the score is now: Sally Brown to Sanic
Calvin
He finds a potty
Calvin
NEW RULE!! Anyone who has used the potty loses points.
Adolf
Adolf burns the jews
Adolf
Adolf kills everyone
Adolf
Adolf takes the flag
Batman
I blast myself
Donald Duck
Space Man Spiff calls hacks and blasts you into another game.
mickey
NEW GAME!!!!!!
mickey
the paradox causes a rip in the space time continuem ending the game.
Batman
the score is now: reff to good calls
Batman
I stab him
mickey
you break out right into a guard's fist.
Batman
I bribe him i brake out
mickey
But you ran through the no fly zone so you get deported to the eternal time out zone.
Batman
I score now i run three octagons around the nearest orange eggplant.
Batman
i fly
mickey
NEW RULE!! The next person who score has to run three octagons around the nearest orange eggplant.
Donald Duck
the score is now: Female To TURTLE DOVES
Ainsley
the score is now: coffee to latte
Bo
NEW RULE!! Go to mangos and run in triangles
Donald Duck
NEW RULE!! Anyone whose name was at some point a planet Has to stop playing unless they can make it to the fortress of solitude in 20 seconds.
Batman
! I had a lunch meeting with superman and he lasered Mikey he is out of the game.
Batman
NEW RULE!! I had a lunch meeting with superman and he lasered Mikey he is out of the game.
mickey
All players are instantly engulfed in a cloud of birds thinking you are a worm. Pluto is out of the game for a hospital trip.
pluto
NEW RULE!! You have to move like a worm
mickey
I wave the Rolling Rodent Flag. Everyone must roll on the ground to move.
pluto
NEW RULE!! no rules
pluto
the score is now: to square
pluto
the score is now: pineapple
pluto
NEW RULE!! if you say pop make a 5 page essay to why you say pop
mickey
NEW RULE!! Unless you are a Northern Overlord, in which case you MUST say pop.
pluto
NEW RULE!! All player must say soda instead of pop
mickey
NEW RULE!! The first person to get the orange flag up to the top of the paradigm tree will be awarded the Golden Mallet
Donald Duck
NEW RULE!! Only crab walk through the no stupid rules zone
pluto
NEW RULE!! All players put a garbege bin over their head.
mickey
NEW RULE!! All players must wear a beanbag chair hat.
mickey
NEW RULE!! No STUPID rules. Im talking to you h.
h
wat wat in the butt
fghf
fghf lol
aahu
Play golf with the president
Harbz
the score is now: pants to muttonchops
hobbes.
NEW RULE!! all players must punch themselves on the head before playing
abhi
fight to the death
bob
the score is now: UMP - Bump
bob
You stole the PENALTY FLAG! 50,000 Q's subracted from your score.
bob the blob
steel flag
bob
the score is now: Turtles to ∆
bob
Passing through the aromatic score zone, I SCORE!!
bob
Olli-wolli polly-woggy ump bump fizz! I steal your flag!
bob
NEW RULE!! Rebels are allowed.
Matthew
NEW RULE!! No rule can inflict pain on anyone.
bob
The hobby horse trips and is hobbled, crippled, lame. It can't walk.
Calvin
I run to the Bonus Box and grab the hobby horse!
Rosalyn
the score is now: Well, you know I have the Calvinball! I award myself 50 points.
Goomba Shoe
I leap over sector 12, and push you into the The "Pernicious Poem Place"!
bob
NEW RULE!! you must if in sector 12 sing a song
bob
run around
bob
I hop in a wheelbarrow and take off down the field with the triple-goal-ball.
bob
but you are in the no taco zone, so the score is 0 to 0
Sara
the score is now: 0 to taco
bob
NEW RULE!! New Game
bob
NEW RULE!! All players must run backwards and tackle the calvinball in the You Must Be Airborne to Enter This Zone ZOne.
bob
I declare a new game. All scores reset to nil and the field is rebuilt.
bob
NEW RULE!! Getting a ghost-snowman third baseman home while singing the Calvinball national anthem will award you 6 billion points.
bob
the score is now: nick to cranny
bob
andrew eats too much pizza. he lands in the Puke zone and is confined there until he stopps puking.
Andrew
NEW RULE!! you must eat pizza
Someone
NEW RULE!! The old ball is now invalid and has been replaced with a rubber ducky.
bob
bully flag: all nerds must be punched.
bob
Bob runs and steals the flag.
bob
the score is now: Cactus-purple
bob
NEW RULE!! You can only dribble a football on concrete with your nose.
Matthew
NEW RULE!! You cannot hide in a box.
everyone
the score is now: 11 to 11
John Cena
NEW RULE!! No More Rules
dax
NEW RULE!! no peeing
moggy oggy
take and jump on pogo stick
kol
the score is now: oggy to logy
Bo
the score is now: 11 to Q
Stupendous Man
NEW RULE!! No one is allowed to do anything without stupendous man's permission
Stupendous man
the score is now: 87 to Cheeseburger
Scout!
the score is now: 7 to -z
Scout!
he'd throw a dodge ball at benson
Scout!
NEW RULE!! Every time someone dodges a dodge ball he has to get himself dizzy and keep going!
calvin
the score is now: z to 77777
calv
NEW RULE!! all tigers on two legs must dance a jig
calv
NEW RULE!! all tigers on two legs must dance a jig
benson
the score is now: 50
simon
the flag that you try and capture and bring to your side making you score
Dean
the score is now: All players must type in reverse
moeman
jump when you hit the thirty yard wicket!
Calvin
NEW RULE!! hop on one foot when you reach the 12 yard wicket
Christopher
Steal the flag of the opponent
XL dirty diaper
NEW RULE!! Only I can make new rules
XL dirty diaper
You are my zombie slave
XL dirty diaper
the score is now: 🍩 to 🍪
test
sing the anthem from san marino
Mom
NEW RULE!! WHO GOES TO BED FIRST GETS ONE MILLION BILLION TRILLION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hobbes
the score is now: Q to 12
qwertyuiop
the score is now: Toody to boogey
Zoe
NEW RULE!! When you touch the 12th post with the calvinball the other player must close their eyes!
xXxCalvinxXx
I AM AWESOME!
xXxCalvinxXx
the score is now: xXxCalvinxXx name to lollipops
xXxCalvinxXx
NEW RULE!! Use Duplicators
xXxCalvinxXx
use a duplicator
Kirk
the score is now: Oogy to YU
Hobbes
NEW RULE!! All players must hop on one foot while holding a flag
ben1
NEW RULE!! anybody without the name ben1 has to crawl
bob
NEW RULE!! lose a point if you gain a point
CoolDownCheater
NEW RULE!! Anyone standing Near Ben Must Sing The PLayerPain Song!
UR MOMMY
I LIKE THE PUSSY AND DICK
Ben
NEW RULE!! Any one not named ben has to hop on one foot
Blaine
Throw Ball
calvin
rapes hobbes
derpys
NEW RULE!! you cant touch the tree
kolby
NEW RULE!! you have to hope to win to win
I love wanking and fucking
NEW RULE!! Everyone must now masturbate
you guys are all bitches
I fuck everyone in sight
fuck
the score is now: 3ninersubmarine
kkkkkkkkkkk
the score is now: 200000000
Max
the score is now: Omega to Q3A
The Calvinball
the score is now: Seventy-twelve to M and a half.
Alejandro
NEW RULE!! Everyone must give me 1 dollar.
Susie
Aaaaaaaahh!!! AH ThHUMP!
Hobbes
Not if I get you first! Arrrggghhh!
Stupendous man AKA calvin
Prepare to be stupended!
Stupendous man AKA calvin
All players must bow down to me and pass over their flags!
Vanessa
NEW RULE!! You have to spin around 50 times if you betray me
Susie Derkins
NEW RULE!! People with spiky hair have to hug Mr. Bun!
bryson
NEW RULE!! all players must hop on there noses
Nyanko
AIO-JUMP!
brad
the score is now: q to 12
Mitch
I take the flag and eat it
arhenius
Go to bed
Finley
steal flag
Finley
Stealing Flags
Rowan
punch Hobbes
Harmohit
the score is now: 11
mmm
run to first base
Jillian
the score is now: Q-12
zeal
NEW RULE!! Sigh on people's face when they speak!!
devyani
Kick and jump
Natsu_Dragneel
NEW RULE!! You have to hop on 1 foot when you reach the "no song zone.
Paul
Make it past the fifth wicket.
hobbes
flag play
hmmm
YOU DIDN'T TOUCH THE PARTY PLACE. DO 300 PUSHUPS!
JP
the score is now: 42 to pi
joe
roll a dice
zdgsdgsx
the score is now: dgdgd
Ana
Vreau acasa la mine
Scott
NEW RULE!! Whenever someone says something pirate-y, that someone must stop what they're doing and touch their toes!
marius
NEW RULE!! jump 360`s whenever someone laughs
Tobias
NEW RULE!! every player except me has to do 10 pushups immediately.
bob
the score is now: O
calvinman
runs from one corner of the universe to the other..
troll man
the score is now: vamos z a 8000
ooooo
capturo la badera
troll man
La bandera vale 8000 puntos
troll man
the score is now: vamos z a 146763345233
troll man
NEW RULE!! TODOS DEBEN ESCRIBIR SOLO EN MAYUSCULAS
sarah
play with calvin
sarah
play with calvin
Boo
throw ball
chewy
NEW RULE!! no one else can declare a new rule!
kim
I love calvinball!!
hobbes
i wanna play in action.
calvin
12 34
calvin
kick butt
ZombieMom
NEW RULE!! Monday is triple points!
Coyote
NEW RULE!! Poetry corner is now out of bounds
insaner
the score is now: 20 billion points for everyone.
andrew
capturing it
Kitty
The Tutu Flag of Doom!
amtm
the score is now: 3 chocolate eclairs Ha ha!
amtm
AND EVERY ONE WAS A HENRY. HENRY! ....oh! Look what I found in my pocket! *throws a water balloon at fort*
fort
Someone bring me a water balloon, quick!
fort
(SHE'S BEEN MARRIED SEVEN TIMES BEFORE)
fort
the score is now: 8
amtm
I'M KING HENRY THE EIGHTH, I AM, HENRY THE EIGHTH, I AM, I AM I GOT MARRIED TO THE WIDOW NEXT DOOR. SHE'S..
dug
Grabs the water balloon and runs away
amtm
NEW RULE!! Everyone who doesn't currently have a water ballon in their hands must climb inside the bathrub and sing "I'm King Henry the 8th" until a player with a water balloon happens by..
dward
score point by hitting ball with ping pong paddle
Biz
the score is now: 100
Zigmog
throw ball into tree branches
CT
drop the ball
Diana
go fishing
DAVID
NEW RULE!! everyone who does not play calvinball will fart
David
lava melts people
miaow
NEW RULE!! pound the living daylights out of your computer
miaow
throw water balloons at everyone except sean and dad
sean
the score is now: poop and pee
dad
yell at your son
sean
donate both kidneys wait 5 secs die
gaby
the score is now: jiggler to figgler
Hobbes
NEW RULE!! pounce on your boss
surabhi
make eggplant faces
Jim
NEW RULE!! Hop on one foot
Michal
Explode the pelvis of Courtney Love
calv
run like a maniac
mf
the score is now: Me 1, You 0
oli
double rackets for double points
boogy
NEW RULE!! Who ever "smelt it, dealt it"
sam
enables anyone to go to penalty zone
oogy
hit a watermelon with a tennis racket
moe joe
beats everyone up.. and takes their lunch money
Captain Calvin
flag of freezing, all players who's name doesn't start with Captain of have the calvinball must freeze like a statue.
Elia
the score is now: 5 for elia
insaner
the score is now: 5points to everyone EXCEPT elia!
Elia
hit
insaner
let the new calvinball begin!!





the old calvinball:


Bryan
hockey
Littlered
Annihilate
dave
New Rule: everyone must walk backward in slow motion for 30 seconds after a score
Mary
I FOUND THE BONUS ZONE! Everyone else has to either lose 30 points or get hit with the Calvinball! Scores stand at infinity-times-two to squid.
tomy boy
yoddle
Joseph
make a decree for 3 seconds
molly
growl
kyle
NEW RULE you must jump on one foot while reciting the preamble to the constitution of the united states
joy
ahaaaaaa
Hello
New Rule you must ask someone to push you off a building or lose 999999 pts
Hello
NEW RULE you must hit yourself on the head and fall off a cliff!
Hobbes rules!
new rule if you toutch the G.R.O.S.S tree house you have to ware a oficall hat
Hobbes rules!
say hobbes gose to colage to get more knowlage calvin is stupeder
Hobbes rules!
new rule:hobbes always gos first
Calvin_Boy
Touchdown!!!
NubNub
Oh I just read the stuff...YAY! I'm in the opposite zone! Tuth9 you have to sing the "Im very sorry" song and get soaked...I'll be happy to do it by the way...
NubNub
WHAT THE HECK AM I SUPOSE TO DO?!?
Tuth9
*New Rule* All who are in any zone must sing the "I'm very sorry song" and must go to someone and beg them to pour a bucket of freezing cold water on them
Shrike
Killing somebody
Alex
playing
Yinhui
Playing calvinball
Jen
boo
ari
crazy for Hobbes
hi
play
eric
Walking
Bud
Run
Silence
*NEW RULE* All players must bow to whomever is in front of them before moving on!
insaner
*resets the score* get ready to play a renewed calvinball!!!!
zach
push
Steve
Spin
Anonymous
*NEW RULE* If someone disobeys a rule, they have to sing the "I'm very sorry" song except it's not about flags, and then get 5 points taken away.
joel
growl
Sonya
air ski!
özgür özdemir
dig
Kevin Powers
astao
sfhskdhkfh
*NEW RULE*Anyone in the secret zone has to tell an embarrasing secret!
boib
jhcbgjszhbv
astao
jump
Stalker
swing low
billy
Eyeball just entered the revolution zone. He has to spin around until he barfs and then smack him with the flag to get him out.
eyeball
nice songyidy song bong tong kong long
insanerisme
humdy humdy humdy hum i smell a little bitty one oh its a bum for being a bum you must sing the song oh oh oh even if it takes you long
Calvin
hmmm... havent played in a while just wanted to say hello
marco g
Since I've entered the no corollary zone, I get to make a decree. I pick the flag and sing the i'm sorry song.
jujujuj
get out
jijijiji
again where complain now its the ball which is not working
jejeje
where can i complain, this calvin is not working
jajajja
tried again to play calvinball
jojojojo
wanted to play calvinball
tro
play calvinball
Some Little Boy Somewhere
yea um i put the f word the s word and the b word in my recent comment i guess they cannot be used but yae um thats what my comment starts with
Some Little Boy Somewhere
Just a few of the words that are used in this world as "Cuss Words", how they got these names I do not know, to me it is plain out GAY, um yea it's just like someone saying the word "duck". Quack! Quack! Quack!
Calvin-Girl
Ryan-It seems as if we are the on;y ones for a couple of days who actually want to engage in a game... shame shame...
Ryan
Ahhh... yes I do
Calvin-Girl
James Westfall- the score hrmmm Ryan whats the score... do you still have Q???
James Westfall
Good thing I'm not then, now really, whats the score
Calvin-Girl
Oh yea I forgot to put "new Rule"
Calvin-Girl
If playing and you are a 'Ryan' you have to give in to anything commmanded by a opposing player...if you want... I guees I'll be a bit nice.
Ryan
You do that
Calvin-Girl
Yea probably but I'm going to let myslef feel good about it...
Ryan
I let you win
Calvin-Girl
Finally... ahhh it feels so good...
Ryan
Heres the very sorry soooong won't you help me sing along (Delaney) I blew it, I knew it I'm very sorry I did whatever I did.
Calvin-Girl
And if you don'y I'll find some way to make you... but how to beat a master...
Calvin-Girl
The song... again... but wait I touched the reverse pole so you sing it now.
Ryan
Now sing the friggin song
Ryan
Yeah you thieving Barstids
Calvin-Girl
Being the real Calvin-Girl I declare that only me and Ryan shall play in the current game... well actually anyone can play just don't steal names... maybe make your own... :)
Calvin-Girl
I shall not hit you over the head (reversing my speach( with a Tennis raquet and make you forget it all and give me your extreme goodness at the game... well if only
Ryan
Seriously, quit it
Ryan
Just don't do it again you something scalawag
Calvin-Girl
man man man... beating a master musn't come easy dang you Ryan. Here's the very sorry songg won't you help me sing along (Ryan) I blew it I knew it I'm very sorry I well did waht I did. *while hopping through Park Place*
Ryan
But I had already touched the backwards pole, so now its frontwards and you need to sing the song while hopping through Park Place
Calvin-Girl
because***
Calvin-Girl
Which states that I have Q points beasue I touched the reverse pole... he he he or you could just sing the osrry dong for me...
Ryan
OLLY-WOGGY POLIWOGGY UMP, BUMP, FUZZ! I now have Q points.
Ryan
Just don't do it again you something scalawag
Calvin-Girl
Here's the very sorry songg won't you help me sing along (Ryan) I blew it I knew it I'm very sorry I scored on your precious wicket.
Ryan
I just scored on my own wicket, but its still reversed so you have to sing the very sorry song.
Calvin-Girl
yes those dang trees they like shrinkisise... word???
Ryan
Whats the score?
Ryan
Damn straight, now I've got to avoid the trees
Calvin-Girl
and a song... man ...
Calvin-Girl
Backwards... dang it I'm going to get you...
Ryan
AND I was in the End zone so you've got to sing a Door song whilst you do it
Ryan
I touched the reverse pole so now you've got to do it all backwards.
Calvin-Girl
disco all the way to first... or maybe even second
bastich
pogo on a buttscrew till you 'round the third melon hole
pwsfddc
ewfwrwegtfffff
Brian
Anyone who hits the ball with a tennis raquet gets 5 free get out of jail bonus points
Brittany
Watch porn
Slash
fell
wald
...
pooie8
stand still
wintershorts
*runs in shorts till the snow has all melted*
Awsomeburger
feed me?
Calvinball King
I can use the calvin ball to do anything
Hobbes
play
Hobbes
run
NU
new rule: any zone with a tree in it is now called 'hey you!'
hobbes
run to base
john
run
King Arthur
hey
gv
hey
gv
goalie
Blake
DIE
Audrey
male players must kiss the girls. (I'll get you,Duderocks!)
Audrey
new rule
joking
kick
insaner
*gives all players 20 insaner points*
fafw
fwafwaf
Duderocks
"*NEW RULE*" All female players must strip down and dance.
Wendy
dance
Hacker
Hello?
Hacker
sean, u are on the Hacker's order zone!!!!!!
Hacker
Hit aall players
Hacker
Take ball from Mary
sean
*NEW RULE* roll
sean
roll
Mary
Ping pong with shoes at the mall
bla
bla
J.D.
Beware Calvinsaurus is coming to town
daniel
gv
calvin
as my name is calvin and this is calvin ball i declare myself supreme dictator of this game and this land is now called calvinlotte. i win automatically who wants a new game
Angel
kicks
anonymous
ehe... EHE!
nameless
a good day means to kill
cath9000
when you get to the tennis zone the first person to hit someone with a tennis ball gets 15 Bs
cath9000
*"NEW RULE*"boomerang zone
gg
um
Jordan
I take my zpfmgb worm and throw it at the wicket, (7^hobbes) points!!
matt
jump
biffer
booop
buzzboy
splat
chris
bla
Breacher
First I slip on the official Calvinball mask, and then yell "Q to Ten! 3RD wicket scored!"
Gem
splat
crash
is in the polar opposite zone, gets triple everyone else's points, plus five
jim
hop
mathan
hop
jasper
Duck
Riovanes
I touched the All Players tree with the Chris Carrabba flag! Everyone has to stand in place and feel bad ... until somebody hits you with the calvinball! *BONK*
jejejejejej
4wljfe;jfl;r
dolus
jump
thomas
throw ball
thomas
toes
TakingBackNolan
Runs around in circles "AWESOME 200 points for symmetrical use of the Earth's gravitational field!"
Jeffrey the giant
i scored!
Daniel Eth
*New Rule* Hobbes wins
Daniel Eth
And Calvin catches the snitch: 150 points to Hufflepuff! Slitherine (Rimes with Hobbes's team [and is Hobbes's team]) wins! Hooooorayyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daniel Eth
(Hobbes) Weeeeeeeee. I get 10 points
Daniel Eth
Hobbes hits Calvin with the Calvinball
Diegator
i spelled the name in invisible ink (its actually an HTML code that makes writing invisible) i get the 999,999,999,99-whatever points
ryannhimself
*NEW RULE* If you can spell the name of Calvin's crush, you get 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999, points.
ryaanhimself
everyone with the name ryaanhimself gets 500 points
otter swatter
NEE!
otter swatter
We shall say NEE again to you if you do not appease us.
otter swatter
*NEW RULE*...All stray weenie dogs must be pursued stealthily under each wicket unless, of course, you happen to be in the Weasel Whiffing Zone whereupon weenie dogs are pursued oppositely by not pursuing them but, instead, all ferrets at large must be hunted down and stuffed into a gunny sack at a point rate of .0004 Flognarts per unit.
Whitney
I have the flag of insanity! I automatically get twentey z's!
rich
bark
Booga the Bomb
I hate Soda IHATE cHEESE U HAvE BReath JUST LIKE YODA
diegator-poser
falls down
Diegator
anyone who is insaner must run backwards in circles
matt dumler
i want to play
Matt Dumler
*NEW RULE* YOU MUST TOUCH ALL THE WICKETS!
Calvin Dumler
calvin
cody
throw ball
Mike
Jump
dictator for life calvin
i declare bishop a poophead!!!!
Calvin
other kids games are all a bore... they gotta have rules, they gotta keep score... calvinball is better by far... its never the same,its always bizzar... you dont need teams, or a reffery... you know that its great 'cause its named after me!... if you wanna...
cal 2
whose plaing
cal 2
ant ran in the bakwards zone! Start singing!
daniel
get calvinball
ryaanhimself
500 points for playing so late in the game
Ant
New Rule Everybody has to sing 5 verses of Tigers Rule
ROger
bonking
joey
says "blah" while touching the blah post- there by resetting all scores to zero
desmond
eats what comes to her and then throws it up and gets 300 points
small vagina
killer
BISHOP
*NEW RULE* ALL AMENDMENTS OR POINTS EARNED THROUGH GAMEPLAY WHICH HAVE BEEN CARRIED OUT BY ANY OTHER PLAYERS, ARE HERBY OBSOLETE AND VOID, HENCEFORTH ONLY THE POINTS EARNED AND THE AMMENDMENTS MADE BY THE PLAYER TITLED UNDER THE ALIAS "BISHOP" SHALL HAVE ANY BEARING WHATSOEVER. THIS DOCtrINE HAS BEEN APPROVED BY THE SOLE DICTATOR FOR LIFE, CALVIN, IT IS NOT SUBJECT TO FURTHER AMMENDMENT NOR MAY IT BE DELETED OR CHANGED BY ANY PLAYER IN THE ENTIRETY OF FURTHER GAMEPLAY.
Maria
jump 3 times
insaner_poser
*runs behind insaner stealing every point he gets*
insaner
*races across all of www.insaner.com picking up the hidden points*
peter
kicks lord_alex in the nuts
Lord_Alex
Lord_Alex gets 19.6 points for stealing Senor Funky's pants.
Senor Funky
Being the omnipotent fellow I am, I notice I needed some points so I have them. 20 points!!! I also want some pants. 20 pants!!!
funky smonky
You have to dance and sing if your opentent gets the flag
funky monky
When you oponent wins you have to make a song up about them (a good song) and dance for them.
Supreme Ruler
If the flag touches you, you must sing in gibberish
Shinobi
Eats Bagel : 20 points
twocalorieevil
attack
twocalorieevil
none
shaolinmonk
i do a jonah lomu and run round everyone wit the tennis ball in hand doing somersaults over the obstacles and then i touchdown and win 500 points to me and everyone has to sin the im very sorry song
becca
summersault
Asha
*stumbles into the perimiter of wisdom and forces everyone but me to sit down and discuss the ethics of calvinball* 20points to me!
chrischa
letŽs play a ball
Chuck
Opposite zone wasn't declared by being not declared. William creates a Calvinball paradox and ceases to exist. Waffle points for Chuck!
Jack
NEW RULE: Calvin"MASTUR"ball"BATOR": Everyone must play with themselves for 20 min. 78 and 1/2 points every time you score.
JuneCleaverhausen
stop, drop , and roll... goes for the ball
insaner
YEAH!!! twenty dill points for me for fixing calvin ball!!
William
declare the opposite zone! everyone now loses points instead of gaining them and vice versa
Alex
Burns rule book and transmogrifies into an Extending arm and grab the calvinballand tag all players and they all have to sing the i love you song
calvin
oops the point thing
calvin
new rule! if you fall down you lose 50 points sonic boom potion makes everybody fall down sonic boom!
Calvin
whack somebody with tennis racket
steven
null
Lara
punching
addis
kick
b*
*NEW RULE* all points are reversed!
Smell-O-Vision
Uses pepper spray on all his opponent, hitting the volleyball into the rabbit hole with a monkey wrench! SCORE 100^Q points!!!
nxxf
look
Walknuki
New Rule! Those failing to run from the red to cyan zones are transmografied into the cola of their choosing.
Jed
takes the ball into the song zone, any one who gets tagged while not sing ing has to sing the sorry song.
insaner_poser
*runs over to fix up the calvinball script..*
aaron
Diegator
Freezes time (or pretends he is) anyone moving, looses 3 points, the on who holds still for the most time steals the points from the first person that moved
Edge
kick
hari
ailo
aialo
takes again the ball and kicks it 100 yards far
dave
running backwards, i tackle the ball and pass the Z wicket, meaning everone must hop
aialo
kick a ball
uxu
uxu
Magus
No more point system! any one who tries to bring it back must be silent.
god
kick ball
jew
run
Smores
Everyone jumped into the chatroom sector, so you have to talk your heads off until you get tired, and the only way to get out of the chatroom sector, is if i bonk you all with the calvinball.Now i get a point for each of you.The score is forward to left.
addison
buster
Buster
*NEW RULE* Everyone with two or more legs must run backwards until they fall over.
insaner
*runs up to gorfus and yells something about economics* 20 points for everyone due to economies of scale!!!
Gorfus
Spin around for 20 minutes
Buster
All players with melted toffey in their posession must stand on thier heads for 8 seconds. Failure to do so result in a loss of 3 to the coke bottle points.
Lkas66
left
hobbes
poem zone
Allenblake
*new rule* Everyone who isn't playing Calvinball really is and I get their points.
~MAYNARD~
KICK
jinx
im not sure
supper hobbes
turtle zone you must run slowly until you reach the racket of shame whoever reaches it last gets to use it on the other players
insaner_poser
steals all the points awarded and kindly donates them to the poor kids all over the world
insaner
*new rule!* as soon as i set up accounts and memberships.. only those who login will be able to post!! and 20 points to all those wearing blue underpants!!
insaner
*new rule!* as soon as i set up accounts and memberships.. only those who login will be able to post!! and 20 points to all those wearing blue underpants!!
Dan
Grabs the abandoned Calvinball and uses it to tag the timefracture-slowmotion gooooooaaaaalllll...oooggggiiitttyyy pppoooiiinnntttsss...
Rich
up
Holly
go go go
(f)x5
Runs all the way to susie's house and hits her with the wicket
Juan
energy blast
(a)x10
lands on the field and pulls pants down
ljlkj
hit
Tim_poser
*runs to wicket area and chants: "ooh look at me i dont know how to play!!"*
insaner
NEW RULE!!! 20 points off to all dummy submitters!!
Tim
shawn
insaner_poser
NEW RULE!!! tights will count as a valid form of pants!!
insaner
all girls MUST wear pants to play calvinball!!! failure to comply will lead to immediate expulsion to the girl zone closest to the player! and a deduction of phi q points and a water balloon to the head!!
Cotter
*continues phrase* "you are on your way to the G.R.O.S.S. tree house and will be deducted 10 points if entering without signed permission. If enterer is a slimy girl she will lose all points."
insaner
*B.O.B.'s all players and runs to opposite zone* 2 points to continuer of phrase: "you are on the way to..." and 2 to the e pi q points to &BOB; for B.O.B.'ing of people.. and e to the x repeating where x is the third root of 2 points to cotter for being a cotter...
Cotter
Captures all remaning wickets and runs to the blue endzone.
B.O.B
NEW RULE!! 37 points for BOB'ing while playing for at least 5 minutes. 43 points for doing it while singing a song
calvin
*hops in with a broken pogo stick* NEW RULE! all those who jump in on broken pogo sticks must bow and yield 5 brown autumn leaves!
insaner
*hops aboard a badminton racket and captures all red flags in area t-21, beyond the forbidden marshes*
another random person
*grabs the broken pelvis and runs to yellow wicket area*
biggie
roses are red violets are blue let me play so i can beat you
biggie
*puts on mask and runs to blue wicket area* write the sound of a burp or get a broken pelvis
random person
*puts on mask* *runs to blue wicket area* NEW RULE!! all who cross the blue wicket area must recite a small poem or lose 5q points!!!
insaner
20 points for starting calvinball!!!








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