crizo happenings

these are the tales of the darke knight, compiled over time, and usually as they occur, or are recalled by witnesses and onlookers.. many times, protagonists themselves.. i hope you enjoy this unique section of the chris cho fan club.. i know i will..

Friday, February 14, 2003

title: the condom song

entered by: insaner

'twas many a yonder day, when the mythical darke knight was but a wee lad, learning the ways of the hairy-chested man. on a trip organized by the educational forces, he was seen to have been enchanted by one "condom song" playing on the radio of the assigned means of transportation. legend has it that he jerked about, flailing a sealed condom in the air with his scrawny hands chanting along to the tune of the song, singing "condon... condon, condon, condon... " more to this tail preceeded, but sources have not yet divulged much about the rest. further pressing will ensue, until the entire story has been obtained.

Thursday, July 25, 2002

entered by: kettle

typical darke..... Chris, Alex and this guy called Ant (he's a model) have moved into a new flat but the previous occupants haven't got rid of all their junk yet. One morning a really hot girl comes into the new flat and she and Ant enter the room that chris and alex are sleeping in to pick up some of the things which used to belong to her brother. crizo, asleep, wakes up and realises that there's a hot chick in the room. so he's wearing only boxers and his 'porno-reflexes' mind kicks in. He stands up and starts stretching out his arms to impress the girl. so he's moving his arms around in an attempt to show off his 'muscles' to this babe. After she's picked up her stuff and left, the darke knight is satisfied that he made the impression on her: Alex "she was prolly staring at Ant, the model." Chris "no man, she was making the most eye contact with me!" Little did he realise that this girl got into the top ten of a tv show called 'model behaviour', and she was checking him out!?! so that's darke knight for ya, the man who has been described by girls as being "an alien, barely not repulsive", as "dry as a raisin", and as having a voice sleazy enough to be providing a premium rate sexline. oh darke, the horniest guy alive!!!

Saturday, July 20, 2002

entered by: insaner

and soo it begins.. first a quick intro, while the chris cho fanclub isnt up yet.. chris cho, to all who know him, is a legend. simply put. and through "the tales of the darke knight" (ie, this page) you will learn exactly why.. and also why we call him the names we do, among other things.. LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!!!