myblog -april '05

Saturday, April 30, 2005

[16:10:46]

dino vs the volcano..

Saturday, April 23, 2005

[3:08:30]

"Let's face it, the main reason we call each other normal is because of our common agreement to do so!"

Friday, April 22, 2005

[4:35:53]

(04:29:38) deadduck: note to self... don't put cake in the microwave for extended periods of time
(04:30:10) deadduck: AHHH THAT's what it was
(04:30:19) deadduck: plastic fake leaves with metal in them
(04:31:00) insaner: hahahahahaha
(04:31:05) deadduck: no wonder it smells (and tastes) like burnt plastic
(04:31:31) deadduck: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, right?
(04:32:58) deadduck: ack! i just bit into a big chunk of bunt badness
(04:33:50) insaner: nooo, it makes you sicker
(04:34:30) deadduck: ah well, hoepfully i don't get cancer
(04:34:52) deadduck: if it's just sickness, that's ok
(04:35:38) deadduck: ok i'ma stop eating this crehp now
(04:35:49) deadduck: i just bit into another bite of badness and it didn't even look like badness
(04:36:22) insaner: haha
(04:36:31) insaner: you do know that plastic has cyanide, right?
(04:36:46) deadduck: yeah well in small doses, it's not gonna kill you
(04:36:47) insaner: its why youre not supposed to inhale burnt plastic
(04:36:50) deadduck: then i will be cyanide immune
(04:36:53) insaner: hahahah
(04:36:55) insaner: or
(04:36:58) insaner: dead
(04:37:11) deadduck: ohh man, i just burped burnt plastic... that was the worst tasting burp ever!
(04:37:12) insaner: small price to pay for cyanide immunity
(04:37:18) insaner: hahahahahahahah

[3:13:59]

"oh yeah?? well, my robot can jockey a camel better than yours!!"

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

[13:19:55]

1 TeraByte discs will be available in 2009.. you know, so you can store all those.. uh.. videos of your family and you..

[2:41:36]

http://go.to/insaner: a slice of history.. i cant believe its still up there.. thanks to bob for finding it..

Monday, April 18, 2005

[4:02:20]

It will be a great day when our schools get all the money they need and the air force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber -- John Butler

Sunday, April 17, 2005

[23:50:45]

it is the dawn of a new era..
or something equally deep-sounding..

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

[2:54:13]

Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.

Tuesday, April 5, 2005

[23:19:05]

ok, from now on, i would like to be referred to as "insaner S. preston esquire" because its just more appropriate.. that and the fact that i shall overhaul this site very very soon (yeah, havent i been saying that for 3 years now?) no, but this time it "should" be true.. im turning it all into xhtml.. so, we'll see how much effort that really is..

Friday, April 1, 2005

[6:43:09]

I will go up to the six-fingered man and say, "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."