myblog -december '04

Friday, December 31, 2004

[11:53:09]

Hiroshima '45, Nagasaki '45, Chernobil '86, Windows '95, Windows 98.......

Wednesday, December 29, 2004

[17:36:14]

"things, they are a changin'"

Saturday, December 18, 2004

[8:32:14]

"virii" would be the plural of the mythical masculine noun "virius". The neuter plural of "virus" would be "vira" (as "opus" & "opera"), and "viri" is the plural of the masculine "vir" (man). It really is "viruses"! --Nick Moffitt

Thursday, December 16, 2004

[5:08:49]

what you have to ask yourself now, is, "do i want a treatment, or a cure"?

Tuesday, December 14, 2004

[7:14:56]

or not: (nonce at: allwords.com, dictionary.com)

[7:10:58]

i slept a total of over 20 hours yesterday, but, because it wasnt done uninterruptedly, it doesnt break my current record of 19 hours of uninterrupted sleep.. haha, which i performed twice this year alone (and nonce ever before... and yes, i just made that word up)

Monday, December 13, 2004

[22:12:54]

Sunday, December 12, 2004

[7:58:07]

RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

[7:56:13]

go watch "man on fire" RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

[6:02:51]

sleep is for the wea... *falls asleep on the keyboard*

Wednesday, December 8, 2004

[21:07:58]

"Where did you receive your training?"
"Yale."
"Excellent! So, what's your name?"
"Yim Yohnson."

[19:43:11]

whoa!! if your rib is removed, it grows back! (so thats why Adam wasnt so upset at losing his in favor of getting Eve.. oh and why Eve was also a descendant of Adam.. yeh, crazy, i know.. )

[19:37:14]

altered fossils and Archaeopteryx was a bird!!

[19:26:23]

creation or evolution? how blind fish can help you clear it up.

[4:34:59]

what i want right now, is just someone i can fall asleep next to, without there being anything wrong with that. thats it. someone who would seek me out, desire my company, and shows me at least a little bit of affection. my, how impossible it sounds, and yet shouldnt be...

Monday, December 6, 2004

[0:36:07]

what insaner.com won't be looking like any time soon (ie, the design of this site is awesome..)

Saturday, December 4, 2004

[8:36:37]

1. Laws are only real laws if they are enforced
2. If laws are enforced, then someone/something is doing the enforcing
3. The laws of physics are real laws
4. Therefore there exists an enforcer of the laws of physics
5. This enforcer is God

[7:06:15]

you can have a pee, but not consume your pee

[5:38:24]

bush's intelligence is exemplorary.. and you get to play a kewl game in the process!! (process of what? i dont know, but, "so are we!")

[5:33:25]

sometimes, dont you just go bananas??

"Yes, We Have No Bananas" - Billy Jones (1923)
"I've Never Seen A Straight Banana" - Ted Waite (1926)
"Yes, We Have No Bananas" - Enoch Light & His Charleston City All Stars
"Banana in Your Fruit Basket" - Bo Carter (1931)
"Banana Man Blues" - Memphis Minnie (1934)
"I've Got Those Yes We Have No Bananas Blues" - words by Lew Brown, music by James F. Hanley and Robert King (1937) - Sung by Bailey's Lucky Seven
"I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones" - The Hoosier Hot Shots (1940s)
"Chiquita Banana" - King Sisters (1946)
"I'm Chiquita Banana" - radio advertisement (1950s)
"Chiquita Banana" - Xavier Cugat (1950s?)
"Bananas" - Louis Jordan (1955)
"Yes We Have No Bananas" - Mitch Miller (1950s?)
"Day-O" - Harry Belafonte (1959)
"Banana Boat" - Stan Freberg (1960s)
"Banana Boat" - Joe Higgs (1960s?)
"The Name Game" - Shirley Ellis (1960s)
"912 Greens" - Ramblin' Jack Elliott (1967?)
"Mellow Yellow" - Donovan (1960s)
"Apeman" - The Kinks (1970)
"30,000 Lbs. of Bananas" - Harry Chapin (1970s?)
"Loving You Has Made Me Bananas" - Guy Marks (1970s)

NOTE: This is the tune that got me into banana songs.
"Your red scarf matches you eyes,
Close cover before striking,
Father has the shipfitter blues,
And loving you has made me bananas."

"Wurds" - George Carlin (1975)
"Vendedor De Bananas" - Jorge Ben (1976)
"My Brother Thinks He's A Banana" - Barry Louis Polisar (1977)
"Phillips Goes Bananas" - Hound Dog Taylor (1982)
"Banana" - Joe King Carrasco (1987)
"Banana Love" - The Bobs (1987)
"Banana Jam" - Cabo Frio (1987)
"Smokin' Banana Peels" - Dead Milkmen (1988)
"Banana "Bobine"" - The Rebels (1989)
"I'm Going Bananas" - Madonna (1990)
"Montana Banana" - David Newman (1991)
"Broadway Banana" - Linda Arnold (1991)
"All The Nations Like Bananas" - Charlotte Diamond (1992)
"God's Great Banana Skin" - Chris Rea (1993)
"The Banana Song" - Circle With A Smile (1993)
"Bananaphone" - Raffi (1994)
"Have A Banana" - Plum Tree (1994?)

DATES UNKNOWN

"Ode To The Banana King (Part I)" - Tori Amos
"2 Ladies In The Shade Of The Banana Tree" - Pearl Bailey
"1 Banana, 2 Banana" - Banana Splits
"Banana" - Banda Bianco
"Banana Republic" - Boomtown Rats
"My Wife Left Town With A Banana" - Carlos Borzini, Senior
"Talking Green Beret New Super Yellow Hydraulic Banana Blues" - Jaime Brockett
"Banana Republic" - Jimmy Buffett
"Banana Man" - Clifton Chenier
"Japanese Banana" - Chipmunks
"A Bunch of Bananas" - Rosemary Clooney
"Sookie, Sookie" - Don Covay
"Bananafishbone" - The Cure
"1 Banana, 2 Banana" - The Dickies
"Banana Split Republic" - False Prophets
"When Banana Skins Are Falling" - Slim Gaillard
"Why Are Bananas Picked Green?" - Tom Glazer & Paul (Mr. Imagination) Tripp
"Banana" - Hot Pink Turtles
"Banana Boat" - Kinks
"A Shoe With No Lace, Banana Without A Skin" - The Kinks (performed live, but never recorded)
"Banana Leaf" - Shonen Knife
"Banana Banana" - King Kurt
"There's A Banana In The Woods Over There" - The Love Children
"Banana" - Grupo Mancotal
"Banana" - The Nelories
"Please Don't Squeeza Da Banana" - Louis Prima
"Banana Split For My Baby" - Louis Prima
"Apples and Bananas" - Connie Regan & Barbara Freeman
"When Can I Have A Banana Again?" - Harry Roy & His Orchestra
"Boiled Bananas and Carrots" - Peter Sellers
"Guabi Guabi" - George Sibandi
"Sookie, Sookie" - Steppenwolf
"Sweet Talking Man" - Ruth Wallis

With thanks to Ann Lovell, The Banana Museum, Auburn, Washington.

earle
(Have a banana.)

Friday, December 3, 2004

[17:48:54]

did you know that the word in chinese for "crisis" is the same as the word for "opportunity"?? (-thanks to danny boi for giving me that one)