myblog -may '08

going to morocco for the weekend.. the what???? (posts to come, i proooomise!)

and dont worry, the trip blog posts will be coming along.. just havent had a moment to do so, and when i did, i forgot.. :(

in my inbox today:

To: (well, obviously me)
From: SENATE COMMITTEE
Subject: CONTRACT/INHERITANCE

SENATE COMMITTEE ON
APPROPRIATION & FINANCE
NATIONAL ASSEMBLY COMPLEX
THREE ARM ZONE
P.BOX.141 LONDON, UK


Attn

This is to officialy inform you that we have verified your
CONTRACT/INHERITANCE
payment of US$5,500,000, and we appropriation and finance have arranged your
payment to be paid with an atm card

in regard to an order from QUEEN ELIZABETH UNITED KINGDOM, an ATM card which
you will use to withdraw your money from any ATM Machine in any part of the
world have been approved for you.

To receive your ATM card of $5.5 million us dollars contact Williams Smith on
this email: williams-smith01@live.comTel: 009447045727603 or 009447045727601
with the following:

1.Full Name
2. Address
3. Phone
4.Your age
5.Occupation

Regards,
Susana Chow.

sahhh-weeet! it seems like i finally receive my $5.5million US dollars inheritance from the queen's death herself on behalf of Williams Smith!! niiice! thanks Susana Chow!! woohoo!! and how practical, in an atm card!! good thing i still know my full name, address phone, age, and occupation (bum) since the queen (whose inheritance i'm receiving, courtesy of the aforementioned mr smith) doesnt already know these things.. i wonder if i should fill it in like this:

1.Full Name: John Q. Smith
2. Address: 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
3. Phone: (305) 555 1234
4.Your age: 48
5.Occupation: fraud investigator

and can i expect my money in 6 to 8 weeks?

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"hell: if its good, it aint here.."

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