myblog -november '06

hahah and this: frozen in time... imagine being the victim! haha hilarious!

woow this is soo kewl! i call it "drawing physics"

whoa:

Prices doubled every 15 hours for a whole month in Hungary, following World War II, representing the highest recorded period of hyperinflation - 41, 900, 000, 000, 000, 000%. And yes, quadrillion is a real number.

source: blufr.com

"If I were an enzyme i would be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes"

we now haaaave articles!!! (hence the blinking notice on the left.. which will be disabled in a while.. (after people realize that the section exists.. )

and my vow to end my procrastinating ways is going well so far..

hey remember all those "the blog is archived!!" posts?? well, hopefully that will be a thing of the past.. in the future.. (that makes sense, right?) im thinking of migrating (very urgently) my site to mysql.. what does that mean? it means that stuff will no longer be stored as text files, but rather, a big database of stuff.. and all the content will be generated on the fly.. sound cool? yep, it is.. and useful like crazy.. first thing would be the blog, of course.. but eventually other parts of the site too.. oh man.. i sooo need to do that.. no time yet..

oh crap.. im now officially hooked on facebook.. get in there and add me if you havent already.. its soo great.. people i havent talked to in a million years and a half..

ok, i have vowed to subdue my procrastination.. yes, its true, i refuse to continue procrastinating with stuff which is preventing me from being as productive as i could otherwise be.. i have already begun with the conscious effort to do so.. first step, emails. yep, for some reason i read an email and instead of thinking "oh, i should answer this" i just read it. and then i think "ill answer this later.. " WHY?!?!? why later?!? no clue.. but thats what i must subdue in my life.. one step closer to being that person i would like to be.

friggin ubuntu.. argh!! so ive been wrestling alll night long trying to just get stupid x to run.. but nooooooooooooo it has to be sooooooo stupidly retarded that it cant figure out what the friggin crap to do!!!!!!!!! arghh!!!!!!!! and it STILL doesnt work!! oh sure, a clean install wouldve worked juust fine, but why?? why should i have to go the windows way?!?! huh??? agh.. so tired.. so unproductive.. friggin nvidia, friggin ubuntu.. what the frggin frig..

a call for everyone to leave hotmail: it seems like they are now blocking any email leaving my servers... in other words, if you have a hotmail account, you will not be getting mail from me, courtesy of, you guessed it, microblast.. (microsoft *spits on the floor*) they seem to be blocking mail from other servers too.. so if you suddenly feel like you arent getting as much email as before.. yet still the same amount of spam (and ads in your face.. from what i hear) then its time you move away to either yahoo or gmail or anything else.. people.. microsoft is a poc, and its time we shifted away from their crap.. ALL their crap.. and besides, google is soon to take over the world.. so get on that boat before it sets sail.. (not sure if thats the best advice to give on that.. but the point being, GET OFF MICROSOFT!)

the worlwide press freedom index.. can you find your country? oh, and notice the ones in red..

sadness befalls me.. the monitor i wanted, a widescreen 20inch lcd.. at suuuch a good price.. has sold out.. in a matter of days.. and now.. none for me.. NONE for ME!!!!! :"( (thats a smiley with tears and an upside down smile.. bcecause its sad.. sadness has befallen it.. )

and more fun flash games

25260.. climbing.. too many typos... this keyboard sucks.. literally.. the keys get stuck.. arg.. and sometimes enter doesnt send.. argh!!

13360 in impossible.. i have to rearrange my keyboard position.. im hunched over it.. lets see how i can improve by moving it..

who new that typing could be soo much fun!!! (ill post my high score in a moment (and who new that typing "fullhealth" would be soo hard! haha)

holey friggin crap. indonesia, the world's most populous muslim nation (aka the "religion of peace".. more like friggin pieces..) had some riots going on some time ago.. heres one of the stories.. i entitle this one "how my sister's 5 rapists yelled 'allahu akbar' (Allah is great) while raping her and opening her stomach with a knife".. read it.. it will move you. and please please please, if you are reading this, take a moment to pray that the word of God may enter these islamic countries and rip them apart with the power of repentance in Jesus Christ there is no war that will stop this, the bible says our war is spiritual, and as much as i am a firm pro-bush-ist, i still believe war like that wont solve much if bringing the Gospel to those nations isnt being the main goal. people, start praying your friggin asses off.. cuz islam, believe it or not, is exactly what will take over this earth, and not atheism.. and it will be a dreadful state to find us in if we are still alive.. the only thing that is of comfort, is that the end will not come until every nation has heard the Gospel of our Lord.. if you are not moved to pray for muslims, and their countries, it can only be because you see no problem there.. we need a christian army, of solid christians, strong like tanks, armed with the Word, and powered by the Spirit. i encourage you to not wait, and start sharing with your muslim friends now. while you are in a country that allows it (in muslim countries, you would be executed there on the street, vigilante style, for preaching the Gospel.. dont believe me?) share with them NOW.. "i dont know how" is not the excuse that will save a 10 year olds life..
<insert me praying here for 10minutes> seriously. im done taking crap from people who think sin is ok. sin is not ok. whether its sex outside of marriage crap, or abortion crap, or adultery crap, or lying crap, or murder crap, or rape crap, or any other piece of crap sin that people are letting fly these days.. ITS NOT FRIGGIN OK!! GODDAMMIT!@ im clicking submit now before i throw my monitor out the window.

heres some more chuck norris facts

some facts you might not have known about chuck norris:

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

(14:44:15) insaner: i had the friggin weirdest dream
(14:44:38) deadduck: WHY?
(14:44:55) insaner: not sure
(14:44:58) insaner: but first
(14:45:28) insaner: it was my brother and me and the son of hernan medford (some famous soccer player in costa rica) we were playing mejenga
(14:46:24) insaner: and there was a pretty blond girl who wanted to play along with some other friends of ours.. but my brother didnt want her to play
(14:46:26) insaner: i did
(14:46:27) insaner: haha
(14:46:28) insaner: brb
(14:51:04) deadduck: haha weird
(14:51:13) deadduck: but the most important thing... who won?
(14:51:35) insaner: and the ball kept going onto the street which happened to be the boulevard of pavas
(14:51:45) insaner: you know, the road that goes along the embassy
(14:52:20) deadduck: haha
(14:52:34) insaner: so i suggested we play elsewhere
(14:52:52) insaner: and those girls were in a playground, with swings and whatnot..
(14:53:30) insaner: so we started playing in some cramped indoor place, and my brother told 2 of them they could play (but not the pretty one)
(14:53:44) insaner: then i suggested we play elsewhere
(14:54:00) insaner: and then the dream changed
(14:54:07) insaner: i was in a room taking a test
(14:54:09) insaner: math probably
(14:54:21) deadduck: yeah probably math
(14:54:31) insaner: and my wife was there, and some christian chinese or korean guy
(14:54:36) insaner: who was really muscular
(14:54:46) insaner: we take the first test
(14:54:54) insaner: then we take the second
(14:55:11) insaner: and then they had already graded the first and were giving the tests back
(14:55:18) insaner: but when i went to look for mine, it wasnt there
(14:55:29) insaner: and i really wanted to know my grade
(14:56:09) insaner: and the prof didnt know where it could be so he started asking the students, and i kept looking.. i realized that the tests had been stapled together
(14:56:14) insaner: 3 tests in one
(14:56:27) insaner: like 3 different people's tests stapled together
(14:57:09) insaner: and then i thought maybe someone took mine by mistake but pretty much everyone was gone
(14:57:26) insaner: and i thought that christian guy mightve taken it
(14:57:44) insaner: so i put some pants on and left the room, which was underground
--chronological insertion--> (15:18:01) insaner: i wanted to find the chinese christian muscular guy to also tell him that i wanted him to meet someone (joelie cannoli)
(14:58:04) insaner: there was also this part where there were people dressed in costumes dancing
(14:58:10) insaner: for some halloween thing
(14:58:28) insaner: and one of the people was dressed in a monster furry costume where the butt wasnt furry.. haha
(14:58:34) insaner: and they started shaking their bum
(14:59:02) insaner: then i left the building where that room was in search of my test..
(14:59:12) insaner: but my pants were still unbuckled, but at least on
(14:59:30) insaner: the building was a lot like the computer science building here
(15:00:20) insaner: so then i goto the other building, which then turned into this downstairs hallway thing.. so i started gliding
(15:00:24) insaner: with my hands
(15:00:37) insaner: just gliding down
(15:00:37) deadduck: haha
(15:00:39) insaner: in the air
(15:00:49) insaner: and then some guy was staring me down
(15:00:58) insaner: so i stop, and come down
(15:01:07) insaner: (i was only a few feet high)
(15:01:27) insaner: and then he asks me if i would be ok with getting expelled.. and what was my name
(15:01:41) insaner: so i said i wouldnt be ok with it
(15:01:54) insaner: so he got angry, and said that saying that was enough to get expelled
(15:02:05) insaner: he got really angry
(15:02:19) deadduck: hhaha
(15:02:21) deadduck: for gliding...
(15:02:31) deadduck: man how dare you glide!
(15:02:33) insaner: and then suddenly in the dream there was now a group of students there, some girls sitting
(15:02:45) insaner: and some guys standing close to me
(15:02:58) insaner: and i kept saying how i didnt know this guy, and i just met him
(15:03:13) insaner: and he asked them my name
(15:03:26) insaner: so obviously they told him
(15:03:33) insaner: "his name is opie"
(15:03:34) insaner: hahah
(15:03:37) insaner: what the crap?
(15:03:45) insaner: my name was also opie in the dream
(15:03:58) insaner: so then he leaves and threatens to do something to my sister
(15:04:04) insaner: (he knew i had a sister)
(15:04:35) insaner: so i tell the girls not to tell him my name
(15:06:30) insaner: and they said "ok opie".. and then they asked me if they should also not tell my real name.. (which they then proceeded to say.. with much difficulty) so i told them to not even say that one..
(15:06:47) insaner: so then i glided off into this open treeful area, which was really deep downwards, and there were lots of really thick trees with hanging um.. what do you call those things that tarzan used?
(15:06:50) insaner: well, those
(15:07:34) insaner: so the tree area was in a U shape around this lookout place.. and so i glided around that, at which point i hear that girl (the pretty one) from the corrs singing..
(15:08:13) insaner: which i thought was a beautiful song.. so i wanted to comment on that, and also to get her attention, so she would see me gliding
(15:08:33) deadduck: vines
(15:08:55) insaner: oh yeah, and when i glided into that U place, i almost fell because i couldnt glide well.. and then this strong wind came and i was gliding great
(15:09:01) insaner: yeah vines works
(15:09:51) insaner: so then i glide up to where she was.. sort of like an ivy-ridden balcony, which reminded me a lot of the country club in that country where you live now
(15:10:12) insaner: (i intend to post this in el blog-oh)
(15:10:28) insaner: so then she told me she was waiting for someone
(15:10:43) insaner: and i guessed it was for this friend of mine from my first school
(15:11:51) insaner: when i saw him at a distance
(15:12:02) insaner: so then he came by and told me something about my sister
(15:12:47) insaner: and proceeded to mention they found body parts in the pool.. so i started yelling and crying and ran to the pool (which was just diagonal of where we were)
(15:14:03) deadduck: haha what the hell?
(15:14:11) insaner: and i noticed there was a sort of orange tinge to it, and people standing around.. i kept yelling and crying, and on my left side there was this computer lab that was being used by the police to put the body parts in glass tanks with water
(15:14:22) insaner: while other people were still there working
(15:14:59) insaner: and so i bust in there (tho the door was open) and im still yelling and crying, and i see in one tank my sisters head
(15:15:18) insaner: and other large body parts including an open torso
(15:15:43) insaner: there were only two tanks, but when i looked back at the first, where the head was, it wasnt there, it was the open torso
(15:15:48) insaner: so i kept yelling and crying
(15:16:11) insaner: but i knew it had been that prof
(15:16:16) insaner: the end
(15:16:23) insaner: thats where i woke up
(15:16:40) insaner: when i woke up i said "how can i go back to sleep after that??"
(15:16:41) deadduck: haha man that's crazy
(15:16:42) insaner: so i woke up
(15:16:45) insaner: yeah
(15:16:53) deadduck: i can't believe how much you remember your dreams
(15:17:05) insaner: oh and a part i forget that im going to insert chronologically,
(15:17:09) deadduck: i only remember one part of my dream last night, lemme paste it at you
(15:17:14) insaner: later into my blog
(15:17:18) deadduck: (since i wrote it up while you were writing all that)
(15:17:27) deadduck: i was in the middle of this lake in the town i used to live in and apparently it's really deep. and there were some people that were doing some sort of work on the bottom of the lake. So i remember i was looking down in the water right above them and it was all black except for these bubbles that were coming up. So then I decided that I would film it (and of course I just happened to have a video camera right there). So I started filming and then more and more bubbles started coming up, but they were moving really slow and it was at that point that i realized they were coming up slow because I was actually like 100 feet away from where they were coming up, and I looked and it was this HUGE almost like a bomb exploded on the top and water gushed into the air when this one came up. And then I realized that they were raising something off the bottom of the lake. And then the ground starts to come up and it's all like hard clay with strange formations and there was this building sort of made out of these clay formations and that was the university and all these people who had raised it up were wanting to study there, so they all started walking into it.
(15:18:01) insaner: i wanted to find the chinese christian muscular guy to also tell him that i wanted him to meet someone (joelie cannoli)
(15:26:52) insaner: hahah yours is hilarious!
(15:27:18) insaner: k its off to the posting board with all this!
(15:27:23) deadduck: k
(15:27:26) deadduck: enjoy

wouldnt it be cool if you could draw your own furniture?? oh wait..