myblog -december '05
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Friday, December 30, 2005
microsoft patents body power
(so, does that mean that all cyborgs will have to pay microsoft just to operate normally? haha)
Wednesday, December 28, 2005
The Stupid Quiz said I am "Totally Smart!" How stupid are you? Click here to find out!
yeah, inspired by bob
's extra high results
, i decided to "retake" the stupid quiz.. and instead of doing it honestly, and unaided, i used the internet in my favor.. and guess what.. yeah, im "totally smrt!"
and joelie thinks my eyesight going bad might be a sign of diabetes.. i think its entirely plausible. but i recently had bloodwork done.. and they said everything was top-notch.. so i dont know if its that i have to specifically ask to get the diabetes test done or what.. hmm.. odd.. we'll see
my sister is gone. i am sad. :( my house feels so empty, even though theres 2 other people here (samo and his mommy) to remind me otherwise. still.. its like theres this void, where instead there used to be punching and cchhush'ing (thats the sound my sister used to make alllll the time.. man.. hahah ALL the time.. ) :( so sad.. haha and remember how my sister used to always drop everything? how she would walk out of a car and magically her gloves or beanie (toque or whatever you call it) would appear at the foot of the car? or how whenever she would walk around in an enclosed environment she always managed to bump into something? or how even at the line at the airport, she dropped her glove, then trying to pick it up she dropped her immigrations forms, and then her passport and everything else?? hahah awwww.. baby sistaw.. or or.. how she wants to take all the credit for being the "cupid" in my relationship with sandia? (especially now, considering we're engaged..) and of course she has some credit there.. but not all.. or how or how.. um.. :( im going to sleep now.. too tired.. we didnt sleep last night.. so we could just spend one-on-one time.. and apparently, according to her, i have this syndrome related to "separation anxiety" which makes me fart uncontrollably whenever we are about to be separated.. last time it was like a machine gun.. one after another after another.. like 30+ in all.. all innocuous (6 different letters, joelie.. haha) but last night.. man.. she was dying in here.. not me of course, because i wasnt farting on myself.. but she.. man.. for some reason they were affecting her a lot more.. (hahah).. anyways, ill see her in a few months for the wedding (OF ME!!!!!) so it wont be so bad. aw, my siamese twin sister connected at the ear.. :(
Monday, December 26, 2005
you know, you can be an astronaut, go to the moon.. and still be bored with life.. and then.. it can all change
the original "fast and the furious
" hahha.. you can even download it (legally! i think..) for free!!
Thursday, December 22, 2005
"what you believe depends on who you believe"
I AM ENGAGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sunday, December 18, 2005
believe it or not, there is a group of people out LITERALLY waging a war on christmas
.. what to do to fight back? i would suggest you give these people a great big hug
, tell them you are a christian, and that you love
them. do NOT make any angry or negative statements, and do NOT argue.. that would not be the christian attitude. remember
For walking in flesh, we do not war according to flesh
-2 Corinthians 10:3 (the bible)
make a stand kids, this is serious.. remember reading about the "great apostasy"? well.. can you smell it?
i actually saw this guy's movie "the god who wasnt there" from start to finish. personally, i really dont care if people dont believe in God, or what have you. i mean, obviously i care
, i just dont have a problem with people honestly not believing in God. but thats where the problem with his movie is. its just a complete and utter disregard
for the truth. how dishonest it was, and flagrantly so! at one point, he quoted Jesus as saying ".. bring them [my enemies] and kill them in front of me." citing luke 19:27
.. shocked, as that is not really in Jesus' nature to say, i flipped over to luke, and indeed, thats what it says, and indeed, Jesus did
say it.. IN A PARABLE
!!!!!! ie, its equivalent to me saying "and hitler said we should kill all the jews!" and being quoted in the movie as "kill all the jews!" --insaner. makes no sense, huh?? well, thats the whole basis of the movie, one after another, statements such as these.. trying to get people to believe it. and of course, people will.. not everyone. not the discerning viewer, or just people who might care a bit about the truth.
no wait, thats not all. you know what he went on to say? he gives christians the qualifier: "crazy" and.. get this, he goes so far as to say that CHARLES MANSON
WAS A CHRISTIAN!!!!! he also goes on to say the inquisition was led by christians (it was actually led by the catholic church, and many many christians were killed) theres more examples of that. yeah, quite interesting a movie indeed. whats more ridiculous (or to quote that girl in seinfeld, "ridicurous") is the awards it received. best documentary at the "Grassroots Cinema Festival"? is that an award for mock-umentaries (such as "a mighty wind" which was amazing by the way)? or is it for actual documentaries? if so, i can only guess what the competition was.. in any case, people, just be aware of whats out there. and have a little discernment. its getting serious out there. the only way we can face it is to have a LOT of love for our fellow man. no matter how much he hates us, no matter what lies he's saying about us or the only One who ever loved us with infinite love.
heinz, 57 varieties
?? more like 1,100.. and counting.. but read the story behind that!
Saturday, December 17, 2005
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
Tuesday, December 13, 2005
programming competition: Jesus vs mohammed
and, because its been a rash of postings lately.. heres some more comedy: AOLHacker gets hacked
Why the Atheist doesn't exist
There can be no such things as an atheist. This is why: Let's imagine that you are a professing atheist. Here are two questions for you to answer: First, do you know the combined weight of all the sand on all the beaches of Hawaii? We can safely assume that you don't. This brings us to the second question: Do you know how many hairs are on the back of a fully-grown male Tibetan yak? Probably not. It is therefore reasonable to conclude that there are some things that you don't know. It is important to ask these questions because there are some people who think they know everything. (...more)
ohh man, that piece is soo well written! haha..(the whole thing.. youre going to follow the link.. its at the bottom, but all of it is really good.. also, especially if you think you are an atheist
(this was going to be posted 17 hours ago, but i guess i never pressed "submit".. oops..)
Let's look at the same thought from another angle. If I were to make an absolute statement such as, "There is no gold in China," what is needed for that statement to be proven true? I need absolute or total knowledge. I need to have information that there is no gold in any rock, in any river, in the ground, in any store, in any ring, or in any mouth (gold filling) in China. If there is one speck of gold in China, then my statement is false and I have no basis for it. I need absolute knowledge before I can make an absolute statement of that nature. Conversely, for me to say, "There is gold in China," I don't need to have all knowledge. I just need to have seen a speck of gold in the country, and the statement is then true.
To say categorically, "There is no God," is to make an absolute statement. For the statement to be true, I must know for certain that there is no God in the entire universe. No human being has all knowledge. Therefore, none of us is able to truthfully make this assertion.
hypogeusia– a diminished sense of taste.
learn vocabulary at insaner.com
sitophobia–a fear of food.
i like this quote:
"No Jesus, no change. Know Jesus, know change."
ive thought about this, and you wanna know why i think Jesus used parables so much? well, my answer to this comes from the observation of my own need to resort to analogies and examples to tell people things.. and thats because when you mention specific things, people get hung on the details.. or start making excuses, or think its personal.. or or or.. so Jesus, to prevent people from doing that, would teach lessons on humility, or sharing or whatever, by using parables.. ie, stories with a moral lesson, so that instead of saying "hey crizo, stop lying" and having people respond and say "but mem! i was jess seying that so they woode feele goode mem!" which is not the point. but if He draws an example of what the possible consequences are of lying, you cannot much argue with a story. its like someone telling me my life hasnt occurred the way it has.. it makes no sense
Chuck Colson said: "True tolerance is not a total lack of judgment. It's knowing what should be tolerated - and refusing to tolerate that which shouldn't."
Monday, December 12, 2005
from one of my computer science assignments..
Linguistic note: the word "period" means a sentence. One character which ends a period is called a full stop, "stop" being the name for a punctuation mark which represents a pause. A full stop is normally followed by layout, but the layout is not part of the full stop. Two other characters can end sentences: the exclamation point and the question mark. They are stops too.
ive always wondered why brits say "full stop
" instead of "period
".. i guess now i know (pff, as if i understood a word of that text..)
It is vain for you to rise early, come home late, and work so hard for your food. Yes, He can provide for those whom he loves even when they sleep.
-Psalm 127:2 (the bible)
Sunday, December 11, 2005
cuz stealing blog entries
is all the rave these days.. here's log!
What rolls down stairs,
Alone or in pairs,
Rolls over your neighbor's dog.
What's great for a snack
And fits on your back
It's log, log, log!
It's lo-og, lo-og,
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's lo-og, lo-og,
It's better than bad, it's good.
Everyone wants a log,
You're gonna love it, log
Come on and get your log,
Everyone needs a log...
Thursday, December 8, 2005
the inventor of ctrl+alt+del burns bill gates
on national tv.. soooo good.. hahah
whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! i want to be this guy
.. man, holey.. man.. *is insanely amazed*
whoa.. hahah man, baby naming laws in sweden are crazy
man, i want to go see this
.. holey, that looks amazing! (bodyworlds) "hello, i would like my skin dry-cleaned this time.. thanks.. yeah, last time it shrunk.. and, well, i couldnt wear it like that
(01:02:21) deadduck: oh man... know what's going to be great about heaven?
(01:02:23) deadduck: no more spam!
(01:02:30) deadduck: i can't wait
Wednesday, December 7, 2005
oh man, the cutest kid
EVER!!!! my son shall grow up to be exactly like this.. "he was injured. injured bad"
and of course, a cool game
(dont worry, its not one of those "boo!" type things.. annoying poc's.. )
what is love, captain picard
? (sooooooo funny! (unless you loop it for too long.. haha))
holey, i have a dirty mind.. ditry mind test
Sunday, December 4, 2005
IM SOOOOO TIRED!!!!!!!!! i spent 20 hours doing some stupid crap of a diagram (which didnt just involve the diagram, but also tracing through code i didnt write, and messing with stupid software being stupid) for some stupid assignment, and after i was finally about to collapse, i finish. email it to my partner who did all the work, and goto sleep.. for 3 hours.. i get back from church ready to rest half a second before going on to the next assignment and studying for midterm (all landing next tues.. so, in 2 days) only to hear the words.. err.. "read" the words.. "ARGH! YOU DID IT ALL WRONG!".. think of all the frustration in the world, all of it, rolled up into a nice little ball, of enormity.. and then having it explode in your chest every 30-50seconds.. thats what the last 20 hours had been like.. and then i come back, supremely exhausted.. to get this bit of news.. its just tooo much.. too much.. and i still havent finished even 30% of what i need to get done.. ugh.. UGH!!!!!!!! AAAAARGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
waste your time for a while at: uncyclopedia.org
"If you are ugly it's because God ran out of all the small red carbon, and was forced to use poor quality blue carbon instead. In which case it 'sucks to be you'"
— Oscar Wilde on Carbon
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