myblog -july '04
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Saturday, July 24, 2004
A man is walking along the beach when he trips over something in the sand.
Upon examination, he sees that it's a genie's lamp. He eagerly rubs the lamp and out pops a genie who says, "I am the genie of the lamp. I have been trapped in this lamp for 1,000 years. For setting me free I will grant you one wish."
The man thought and thought. Finally, he pulled out a map and said, "It's been my goal in life to do something for mankind for which everyone else will remember me. You see this region here on the map? It's called the Middle East and it's a very violent region. I realize I could wish for a lot of money, or fame, but I'd like to use this wish for peace in the Middle East."
The genie looked disappointed. He said, "I'm sorry sir, but I can't grant that wish. The people of that region have been fighting for thousands of years. The wars go back many, many generations. The religious battles and opinions run rampant in that area. Boundary disputes are constantly occurring. Violence and hatred is too far engrained into this part of the world for even one of my wishes to do any good.
I'm sorry, but I just can't do that. Have you another wish?"
"Well," said the man. "If I can't do that for mankind, perhaps I can do this for men. I would like to understand how women work. What makes them laugh? What makes them cry? What affects their emotions? How do I make them happy? Why do they do the things they do? I wish I could fully understand women."
The genie replied, "let me see that map again."
"how much do i hate my mouse? let me count the ways.."
Monday, July 19, 2004
"About 2000 years ago a guy went around telling everbody how cool it would be if we were nice to each other for once and we nailed him to a cross!"
Sunday, July 18, 2004
the origins and beliefs of catholicism
(dont worry, its a quick read) and why you can NOT call them "christians
".. get your facts straight people
"well since a equals b, then obviously c must equal x"
-bob, on some catholic ideals he recently uncovered
Friday, July 16, 2004
*sigh* i remember when i used to use windows
.. ahh yes, the good ole days
Tuesday, July 13, 2004
attacked a town. A small town, I'll admit. But nevertheless a town of people.
People who died."
-Colonel Tom Edwards (Plan 9 from outer space)
Sunday, July 11, 2004
(23:42:40) insaner: lets write a book
(23:42:48) insaner: at midnight i must leave.. sleep
(23:42:50) insaner: you know
(23:42:57) insaner: so, we begin?
(23:43:08) insaner: come on.. 18 minuts
(23:43:21) insaner: i begin:
(23:43:26) insaner: um.. for title..
(23:43:42) insaner: "rach goes to washington"
(23:44:02) insaner: (pronounced "raj")
(23:44:17) insaner: rach was a young girl, of about 12 years of age.
(23:44:38) Rachel_Inez: almost 16 thank you
(23:44:48) insaner: never having left her small town of oakville tennesse, she decided to go on a "big trip"
(23:44:56) insaner: (its a story!!)
(23:45:13) insaner: ok you must continue it
(23:45:20) insaner: remember, i leave at midnight
(23:45:27) insaner: so it better be a good story
(23:46:10) insaner: rach was always fascinated by politics and mindless banter, so washington was the perfect destination..
(23:46:31) insaner: the problem was tho, that she was not aware that washington is also a state.
(23:46:48) insaner: so instead of going north, she began travelling north west
(23:47:05) insaner: (wow, you really are helping the story)
(23:47:16) insaner: (couldnt do it without you!)
(23:47:23) insaner: (hahah)
(23:47:55) insaner: before long, rach had made it to the nations capital.. of suicides
(23:48:00) insaner: seattle washington
(23:48:26) insaner: rach, now 23, was a bit tired from her journey
(23:48:33) Rachel_Inez: haha this is amusing
(23:48:48) insaner: her legs a bit sore, so she decided to just rest up for a bit
(23:49:20) insaner: soon enough, she was approached by a large black man, who immediately demanded she
(23:49:29) insaner: vote for him in the next elections
(23:49:46) Rachel_Inez: he was wearing a bunny suit
(23:49:47) insaner: "im running for governor" he said in a small voice
(23:50:14) insaner: "and the bunny suit represents my willingness to contribute to society"
(23:50:47) insaner: a bit confused, rach, decided she would give him his full support, seeing as he had such a big heart
(23:51:04) insaner: which she could see overflowing out of his chest
(23:51:09) Rachel_Inez: brb..keep going with the story
(23:51:40) insaner: she rushed to kinkos and began printing off fliers and posters promoting her new found friend
(23:51:40) Rachel_Inez <AUTO-REPLY> : cereal always cure the munchies
(23:52:33) insaner: whereever she went, she would plaster a poster and hand out fliers promoting the man she only knew as "bunny suit guy"
(23:52:34) Rachel_Inez: ok...keep going
(23:53:05) insaner: finally, 20 years later, election time came around, and hopes were running high..
(23:53:33) insaner: rach had given out almost 12 fliers and posted around 3 posters
(23:53:51) insaner: she was sure her efforts would yield great results
(23:54:05) insaner: november came and went
(23:54:22) insaner: and she was still unaware of her friend's fate
(23:55:07) insaner: at last, one day she was gently trudging along the icy shores of the west, when she met her friend again, "bunny suit guy"
(23:55:13) insaner: "hey! its you!"
(23:55:23) insaner: she thought to herself
(23:55:38) insaner: "yeah, its been a while" bunny suit guy thought
(23:56:03) insaner: they both sat down and gazed into the horizon
(23:56:19) insaner: they knew their story had just begun
(23:56:31) insaner: the end
(23:56:35) insaner: -------------
(23:56:41) Rachel_Inez: wow
(23:56:43) Rachel_Inez: that was good
(23:56:45) Rachel_Inez: im saving that one
(23:56:48) insaner: hahah
(23:57:01) Rachel_Inez: of course it would have sucked without my help
(23:57:10) insaner: it sure wouldve.. you know it
(23:57:11) Rachel_Inez: the bunny suit is what really put it all together
(23:57:24) insaner: who knows where the story would have gone without you!
(23:57:38) insaner: what nick shall i use to quote you on my site?
(23:58:09) Rachel_Inez: my guess is exactly the same...only the words bunny suit
(23:58:23) Rachel_Inez: i dont think ive ever said anything that funny
(23:58:48) insaner: bunny suit was gold indeed
(23:59:24) insaner: im going to quote you as "Rachel_Inez" cuz thats the nick i have displayed for you.. mkay?
(23:59:33) insaner: few seconds left..
(23:59:49) Rachel_Inez: mmmmmmmk
(00:00:24) insaner: cant goto sleep yet.. must brush each tooth in my mouth.. and the bathroom (or as they refer to them here.. "washroom") is currently unavailable
Saturday, July 10, 2004
"Therefore you also be ready, for the Son of Man is coming at an hour you do not expect."
Matthew 24:44 (the Bible)
have you ever wondered how to become a christian
Friday, July 9, 2004
WARNING: there is a trojan
on your computer.
Thursday, July 8, 2004
" is finally
let all the people of the world rejoice in unison!
Monday, July 5, 2004
"it's like armwrestling stephen hawking to see who's smarter!"
Sunday, July 4, 2004
and the blog is archived! happy birthday bob.. you had it one year and some months coming..
Thursday, July 1, 2004
welcome to canada, home of the anti-christian
movement.. freedom of speech? whats that?
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