myblog -november '02

ohh and happy turkey day to all you crazy gringos out there! and to the normal gringos.. well.. you know.. happy thanksgiving then..

"whats your sign?"
"the plus sign."

i havent slept since yesterday.. its the fourth time this month.. one of these days im going to go without sleep for as long as it takes to start hallucinatin'.. that might turn out to be fun.. hahah.. *laughs like a crazy person who is crazy*

i am going to die of a folic acid overdose! stupid ants in my room biting me trying to figure out if im food.. stupids.. ok, so maybe i dont get any folic acid that way.. but HEY, s'possible.. stupid ants

i just realized i never finished the vote script.. hahah.. too much "stuff" has happened.. i should get to that right away.. "right" away..

i just found out that there is a brazilian rock band that goes by the name insaner.. man, some people are just sooo not creative..

there are some things in life we just cannot change, no matter how many times we beat them unconscious.. (you can quote me on that one)

i find summer phoenix to be just, simply, insanely beautiful.. and, like the other phoenixes, she can act.. and that makes her that much more attractive.. girls with talent are the most attractive thing ever.. but they have to be humble... or else it works against them..

safest airline in the world?
El AL, Israel's national airline.

ohh MAN! the grossest thing ever! ok, you know im prolly the biggest ice cream freak.. and not in size either.. in grandure (hahah).. well.. our fridge broke down.. last week! and our nice, delicious, exquisite tub o' ice cream began to.. uhh.. thaw.. well.. the first night, i went straight to it, and wanted to get the last good edible ice cream left.. while it was still cold.. but.. frankly.. it was waaay weird to eat.. it was like.. the same texture.. ie, creamy, but.. well.. warm.. it was.. just.. simply.. wrong. well.. i ate as much as i could until my stomach threatened to show me what i just ate. basically, i had about 3 or 4 large spoonfulls.. which isnt much.. yeah.. it was that gross.. and the weirdest part? that the BOTTOM was the more melted part.. weird, but when you think about it it isnt that weird.. i mean, the bucket wasnt empty.. so, as air is a natural insulator.. and since the bottom and sides were "attached" to the walls of the bucket (or.. you know.. just "touching".. ok that sounded wrong.. lets stick to "attached".. or wait.. "stuck".. yeah, that works! "stuck" to the sides.. no.. ahh wahtever..) so.. since the ice cream at the sides and bottom were not insulated, it was able to warm up with the circulating air that hit the sides of the bucket ("bucket" makes it sound like a beast of an ice cream container.. which it wasnt.. it was just a normal gallon thing.. or so..) so, yeah, the bottom was all melteder than the top.. which was weird to see in a cookies n' vanilla ice cream.. anyhooze.. so i put it back into the broken freezer (part of the fridge) and ran away feverishly yelling and crying.. (some events in this story have been exaggerated for dramatic purposes)..
fast forward to like wednesday.. when i found the bucket of ice cream still in the freezer.. so i pulled it out.. to check up on it.. and well.. the top part looked the same.. but.. somehow.. the feedback forces acting upon my hand told me there was something liquid on the bottom o' the bucket.. so i decided to drain it.. now, you know how vanilla ice cream is white? well.. the stuff that came out was brown water!!!! i know!!! it was as if the ice cream, upon its slow painful death, had at one point lost control over its bodily functions and just.. well.. lost control of its bodily functions all over the place and then frothed out and left its empty creamy self lying there.. floating on its own filth.. only for me to find it.. and be disgusted by it... (wow.. this blog sure makes for classy reading.. any editors out there reading this stuff??)

how many kilometers has it been since you fell in love?

*big entry coming up soon, and probably an entire section as well*

man.. hahah.. i woke up at 6:30pm today.. hahah.. and i had some crazy dreams.. of which i can only remember the last one.. (which ive also had before)... highlight of the dream? my grandma giving a camera the finger.. hahah.. it was grreht!

just saw magnolia again.. this movie is simply amazing and would take the second place in my list of best movies of all time (after being john malkovich).. this guy paul thomas anderson really knows what he's doing.. (credits include boogie nights, which was also awesome.. and hard eight, which i havent seen..) so, guess who is now wanting to go see punch-drunk love?

"hate" crime... hate... i dont know.. make of that one what you will.. i dont know.. its like.. "diet coke" or something.. its one of those strange concepts we just choose to understand.. because we have no other choice.. but not because it makes sense.. anyhooze im ramblin' (when am i not..)

MAN!! it just earthquaked here!! thats soo crazy!! its been a while since ive felt one.. its such a rush!!
in other news.. i went to one of my cousin's sweet 15 party (yep, its at 15 over here..) it was luau themed and it was just soo much fun.. i danced alll night.. it was great.. my knees were hurting when it was all over.. i keep forgetting stuff i have to say... ohh well.. (hmm.. or maybe.. im hiding something.. thats right.. its like on conan (o brien) .. "insaner... *whispered* seeecrets.." hahahah.. i should be on conan one day.. and be like: "hey conan! hows it going? look! im on your show!!" and then he'd get security to whisk me away.. hahah.. i said "whisk".. hahah

is it just me, or is carson daly just a complete idiot!! i cant stand that guy! not that he did something or whatever, but he just carries himself in such a way that makes me want to punch his friggin teeth in!!

ohh man.. i.. *spaces out completely* i havent slept since yesterday.. its not even the first time this week either.. ok, so i have two or three things to say.. number a) ive been writing up one of the stories (it happened in september.. hahah man! that sounds like a movie title! hahah.. *giggles like a giddy school girl*) i have so far written about 5 hours.. ie, i have written about a 5 hour period of one day.. and i have already written around 2000 words! and have a lot more to go.. and i assure you.. its gonna be interesting.. if you liked the january-february stuff.. you are sooo gonna love this stuff... ok.. peace out my bruthas.. (yes, i know.. both things.. so shut yo mouth)

"guns dont kill people, apes with guns kill people.."
charleton heston (as imitated by robin williams)

ohh MAN does my monitor just RULE!!! i wish i could take a screen capture of how i made this thing look.. ok, you know how its a 19-incher.. well, it also has some psycho settings you can set.. like to change the shape of the display.. and being the weirdo that i am.. i did.. and now my display is shaped like a cowskin.. its soo awesome! it looks like i grabbed the corners and pinned them on to the sides of the monitor and then the center contracted into it.. so the sides are concaved.. its soooo insane!

ahh stupid shiness!!!!!!!!!!!!

man.. i am such a wuss.. i must be the shiest person.. EVER! so we went to this talent show thing.. (my brother's former school) and there was this girl that i knew from elsewhere.. and i hadnt seen her in at least 2 years, so i saw her, and she didnt say hi, and then i realized i knew her.. and i guess she was thinking the same thing "hey, i know this person!" but when you realize it after, well, its awkward, you know? so i spent the whole night just looking over, and realizing she was looking (at times) as well.. and man if i blew the whole night and didnt go up to her and say hi.. usually she was in an unaccessible place, or with some other guys.. or.. well.. there was always an excuse.. and then the end of the thing came, and i was going to walk on over and say hi.. and then i realized she was gone.. blahst!.. ohh well.. wait for the next (last) song to finish.. and then a while later and i look back.. THERE SHE WAS AGAIN!!! so i said.. "as soon as this one finishes im running right over.." did i mention that my brother really wanted to leave? and that the talent show had completely sucked, and that it was now about 1am (yeah, i just got here) and my brother had to get up early? well, yeah.. so then it was over and i went.. and i was walking over.. and *poof* some dork goes and sits next to her.. blahst! so my brother is losing his patience, (he was the ride..) and i just cant get myself to go over there and say hi.. and CRAP!! it was just too much.. and the fact that my brother was tired, and she was surrounded by what seemed to be bodyguards (ohh shut up, who cares who they were.. they were.. "obstructing" the way.. and my shyness just took over.. ohh yeah.. did i mention that she was INCREDIBLY HOT?? crap.. at least i think i know where i can see her again.. which is where i met her.. actually.. funny story, she was actually the one to approach me.. i know!! she gets ALL the points just for that one!! man.. stupid being shy piece of crap..

time to archive?

is it just me, or are some people just frikkin idiots?? i just saw a ford explorer commercial.. where the car is driving through the clouds.. stupid? no, creative.. but.. hear this.. below it, was a little sign that said.. "dramatization"... "dramatization?????" yeah, really?? i would never have guessed that an explorer cant drive in the CLOUDS!!! which reminds me.. i have to tell my mom something really important... *dashes off madly*

ohh dood!! did i ever see the most amazing thing EVER yesternight! well, my sister has this dancing thing that she goes to.. well, she had her presentation yesternight and tonight (well, you know what i mean..) along with all these other girls (and, oh yeah, three guys) there were about 10 dance numbers, with girls ranging from like 8 years of age to about 20 or so.. each dance number had a certain age group with some.. ahh what the who, as if if im making this story more complex than it is! the thing is, that there was this one girl who was just... soooo amazing!! dance-wise i mean.. yeah, she was purdy too, but, ohh just SHUT UP AND LET ME FINISH CONSARN IT!!! so the thing that was just shocking, shocking!! was that, well, as part of one of the final dances, which was hip-hop themed.. and hoooLEY did she not drop to the floor and dance around her own body!!!!!! i KNOW!!!!!! it was soooo insane!!! and so AMAZING!!!!! the first time i saw it my jaw dropped! dood, there is just nooo explaining it.. but yeah, SHE DANCED AROUND HER OWN FRIKKIN BODY!!!!!!!!! *still cant believe how amazing that was*

-"the right way?" how do you know the right way?
-shut up michelle!

pissoffable: adj.
quick to anger; irritable; "you shouldnt be so ~, you be like bum"

and as a special request:

hey bob, put THIS On your b-log

"m, an m ity i9s hjard to type witrh myu feet"
    -bob

translation? "man, it is hard to type with my feet".. yeah, i know.. we're weird.. we are.. ohh well...

quoth bob

*goes to www.dictionary.com to find the word "alergy"

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what a fool! as if you spelt anergy rong! HAHAAH *coughs*

i dont know what i would do without bob.. stupid allergies making me spell their name wrong because of all the sneezing around.. stupids.. STUPIDS I SAY!!!

ants have been raiding my new, brand new monitor.. thats right, i now have a 19-inch poop! i mean, dood!! 19 inches of delicious screen real estate goodness!!! mmmm... ohh yeah, so stupid ants have been raiding it.. so now sometimes the image starts to vibrate all eerily, and trying to read it or just see it makes your eyes shake like you are on drugs, DRUGS I SAY!!!!!

two things..
first: i just realized my stupid hosts have once again screwed me over and have ideated a way to add three poopups without my permission or there being any way to get rid of them (trust me, this one i can do NOTHING about.. without having to switch host)
number B: um... what was i going to say? ahh crap, i forget.. i'll write it up later..

man, i have such a horrible cold.. i havent had a cold in something like an entire year.. the last time.. well, was in this country too! hmmm *scratches chin thinkatively* could it be... alergy? prolly.. plus, they keep waking me up every day.. not that i dislike it, but, well, im not getting enough sleep! so yeah, no sleep + alergy to the country = ME SNEEZING ENDLESSLY!! arghh!!! i have sneezed at least 8 times during the writing of this post! *a few minutes have gone by* ok.. it seems to have calmed down.. which is good... but wont last.. i must sleep.. must.. sleep.. must....