myblog -october '02

ps, if you are april bowlby, please contact me..

i have put on 2 KILOS (thats about 4.5 pounds for you weirdos that dont understand metric) in just one week of being here.. man, i sooo had lost an unhealthy amount of weight in the last months.. like seriously.. im back to being just a kilo away from my normal weight.. so yeah.. WOOT!

i should have a really hot girl try to seduce me, that would just be "great". thats one thing i have never had happen to me, and one thing that would just be sooo much fun to go through.. man.. seriously.. if you are a really beautiful girl, you should try to seduce me, dont worry, i wont fall fer you (its not that easy), so you dont have to worry about being stuck with an ugly fool like me :) but still, imagine, trying to seduce someone you cant have.. its like sport fishing.. you throw in the line knowing you cant keep the fish and that, even if you catch a big one, you can only take your picture with it and then you have to throw it back into the water..(now didnt you miss my crazy ramblin' on about crap? its good to be back!!)

i might even decide to start posting pictures of myself and some of the occurences..

ok, before i get to writing up the two months worth of crap i havent blogged yet, i wouldnt want to post up stuff people dont even want to read (yet) so your task, should you choose to accept it, is, as an insaner blog reader, to tell me what you want to read about first... as amof, content on my blog, as usual, is very much determined by your input.. so, anything you want to hear about, click here and tell me what you want to hear about, and, if it isnt an obviously dumb idea, its going up here.. so, how about it, where should i start? should i post it chronologically? starting from the trip back in july all the way to last week? or should i just post whatever i feel like in any order until its all eventually posted up there.. OR should i post first my misfortunes followed by the kewl stuff, or first the really kewl things that happened (trust me, they are as kewl as can be expected to have happened to me.. hey, remember when i met incubus guy? well.. yeah.. *acts "innocent"*) and then the misfortunes (and yes, these actually include a new low.. even for me.. ) so yeah, theres some good stuff, and some weird stuff and some stuff thatll get you to laugh at me. but, its up to you to decide what you read first.. so get to it

andy rooney is a friggin' genius. he gets my approval.

i just realized i have a verbal crutch when i speak spanish.. hahah.. ohh me..

i'll blog it soon. i got the right time set now. ohhh man do i have stuff to write.. but wait, two note-worthy things before:
number A: YAY the blog is one year old!!! happy birthday to blog, happy birthday to blog, happy biiiiiirthday to blooooooog (hahah i said "bloog") happy birthday to blog!!! YAY!!!!
and 2: the blog has also surpassed the tausant mark!!!! woot!!
not to mention the site thats just raking them in thanks to the chickies section (as if you need a link) we are currently at about 31 000 hits.. so yeah.. time to dip... "i be like bum"

I'M BAAAAACK! theres stuff to say, but i dont have time now. and considering the outpour of affection and care by all, (ie none) i doubt you'll mind.. *gives everyone a stern look* although, you all have the benefit of the doubt, considering my email account got a "time out" on behalf of my provider.. which apparently ate up a bunch of my emails... so.. yeah.. uhh.. *a few hours have gone by, i lost track of stuff.. so ima press "send" now*