myblog -december '01

tomorrow its up early cuz i gotta go trip... so as soon as i get back... next year... (come on, i had to say it...) ill post my dream... which was.. well... well, youll see what i mean when you read it... (that reminds me.. i never finished my tellings of my amazing trip with the airport troubles and so on.. hmmm gotta do that too)...
so.. i guess this is the last post of the year (i gotta milk this sucka while i still can..) no more posts till next year.. ohhh my... anyhoo have a safe and fun (in that order) new years!!

i had the freakiest, freakiest dream today... holey was it freaky... it was freaky on a level you would not believe... it was soo freaky it was kind of scary.... i will write this one separately and completely and then ill post it.. this one deserves to be well elaborated.. ohh man was that ever a freaky dream.. ("hey mem, isnt that freaky?")

just saw "zoolander" it was funny.. not as funny as i actually expected it to be, but it was very very entertaining.. (i was the one laughing the loudest.. most people didnt uderstand some of the jokes so it was like just me laughing out loud like a dorky.. hahaha that was cool..)
and big surprize, my close and esteemed friend (pshyah, right... i wish.. i do) Carmen Kass, apparently had a cameo.. stupid me not noticing.. pfff.. what a foo', ima have to go see it again.. or BUY IT!!!!!!!

how do you like your smileys? with :-) or without :) ? i like 'em without.. but then again you prolly already knew that... didnt you ... DIDNT YOU???

this entry was... well.. entered... in lynx2.8.3... lynx is of the RULEZ!!!

ohh and you can also view my site well in lynx.. and opera.. and netscape.. and...

5 more minutes till heavy dl time...

i just got a map of Israel! kickass!!!

son of a WOW!!! can you believe my chickies section has reached more than 500 hits??? increhhhdeeeble!!!! its more than the index has on its own since like a year ago.. thats just inSANITY right there... wowsers... i must update the section with more pics... if simply out of sheer demand!!!

so the reason for my lack of a yesterday post is cuz my dad decided that i would do what he orders me to better if he removed my internet connection, so he unplugged my modem... yeah, well its parental psychology... what can we do?

elke siebeling.. mmmmm

are you insane??

i am. my sister, is not.

saw "lord of the rings: the fellowship of the rings" its good, but it is not better than "the matrix", contrary to popular belief...

man, this Opera 6... its like i have rediscoverd surfing the net... its just unbelievable!!!!

hahahh i just realized what i wrote: "at this moment right now" hahahah... LAMO! anyhoo it should be up at some point.. not too soon tho

at this moment right now i am working on the "insane inglish guide" dedicated to all those who wish to learn (about) insane inglish, the language of bob.

woken up at 11:30am... not enough sleep...

he says

dood, you SO need sleep. now go. and have happy dreams of tux, the linux penguin

i quoted him verbatim on that one

you think i should go to sleep now? i do. what about bob? ill ask him

are you saying i'm "special"???? i kick you in the BOLLZ!!

do i hear footsteps?? ima go check it out... bee are bee

aha! christmas!

"Windows 95 is a 32-bit shell for a 16-bit extension to an 8-bitoperating system designed for a 4-bit microprocessor by a 2-bitcompany that can't stand one bit of competition."

hahaha... lool! right on!

why am i soo tired?? ohh and its a white christmas

so... it's, as you may see, 4 and a half of the a.m. and i am still awake (not to mention the 23rd).. but i finished the archivation of the blog... you like?

no, seriously, try it!

www.yes.no hahahaha..

i was looking for kate brackensale pics and i got to this one site where it had one of those idiot p0rn things which just swamped my computer with stupid p0rn popups and things, and for every window i closed, FIVE more popped up.. ugh... thank goodness for ZoneAlarm and its internet block.. that really saved me from a forced something or other... THANK YOU ZONEALARM!!! and it tastes great in milk too!!

apparently its beckinsale not beckinsDale... or maybe she goes by both names.. is she inSANE???

i dont like "l33+" the whole concept is stupid... insane inglish is way more of the rulez anyhoo...

l33+ 5p34k- LE3T 5PE4K I5 wH3N j00 +4Lk l1kE THi5. t0 uNDEr$+@ND j00 mu5+ Be l3e+. 1pH jo0 4RE noT lEeT jo0 C4Nnot SPe@K or rE4d tH1$.

i just went to see "serendipity" and i can say it was very cool.. i enjoyed it very much.. plus kate beckinsdale is waaay pretty...

did i say right? i meant the other right...

man, i have to fix the menu on the right to make it w3c compliant.. i cant even see it correctly in opera... expect that soon...

i have now officially switched browsers. i now use the unbelievable Opera 6 browser.. you should definately give it a try... its only 3megs to download and its just soooo awesome... you dont even have to uninstall whatever piece of crap browser you might be using!!!

i wrote this in an email to a very close friend of mine, and i thought i would post it up, feel free to send me your answer, or post it in the guestbook or whatever....

hey i have a question for you that just popped into my head... if you had to trust your life to someone, like, if someone could literally just pronounce you dead, and this ability could be transferred to others (but only one person can have it at a time) (if you understand what i mean) who would you trust your life to?

today i had 7 different dreams.. all as vivid as they ever are, but this time there was two things that stood out about them... the first is obvious and thats the sheer volume of dreams i had... i mean, seven dreams!!! thats just like insanity right there... but also there was a very odd thing that happened in one of them. first off i should note that i have never been involved in a fight in my life, i am a peacemaker, not a.. well... non-peacemaker. i have never purposely slugged someone with the intention to hurt them. this has been reflected in my dreams before, where i want to smack someone in my dream and as i try to do so, its like suddenly i have to drag a truck with my arm as soon as i try to do so and so i can never effectively punch someone... but today for some reason it changed.

it was a long (very weird) dream, but at a given point i was in a large house or place sort of like that, the point being it had a lot of people.. and so i was in the bathroom doing something when suddenly this neo-nazi skinhead type storms in and kicks me out, so i was upset, but being the pacifist that i am i say "okay but hurry up" so he goes in (without saying a word) and starts taking a leak, without closing the door.. strange... but then he turns around and pees all over my face!!!! to which i responded "ok, thats it" and planted one straight into his face... and knocked him out!! and lets face it, im a skinny whimpy kind of guy, and in my dream this was one of those ed norton types in "american history x".. you know, all built and stuff.. so knocking him out in one blow.. well that was just weird... not to mention the fact that i never hit people in my dreams!!! i know.. it was waaay weird... plus it had a bucnh of other stuff (in the other dreams) that made me go.. "what?" and "whoa that was coo'"... but getting back to the thing there.. that was waay weird.. i would never hit someone, even if they were a neo-nazi skinhead who beat me up and then peed all over me.. i dont see why i should go hurting someone just cuz they hurt me.. its not smart.. you see, violence begets violence... if you hurt someone they will want to hurt you back... and someone has to end the cycle... and it might as well be the smarter one... and guess what, if you get whacked and you dont hit back, that makes you the smarter one... be the smarter one

soo yesterday i was having connection troubles.. heh, seems like some setting screwed up somehow.. stupid winblows.. well here i am now.. hey how do you like the new start page?

you know when you see someone with a kind of problem that you know can be fixed, especially someone near to you... but you cant do anything about it? you know that feeling? sucks dont it?

top 10 countries originating visitors to my site:
1. Switzerland 36.0 %
2. United States 18.2 %
3. Costa Rica 11.1 %
4. Canada 5.7 %
5. Germany 5.1 %
6. Australia 2.5 %
7. Belgium 1.0 %
8. France 1.0 %
9. Saudi Arabia 1.0 %
10. Portugal 0.6 %
Unknown 11.1 %
The rest 6.7 %

i found this comment on some website.. (the bad candy one) is it hate mail? is it praise? it is definately insaner!

Name: Mikitikiwaka
Email:
Comments:

I dance if like char it, then no! If a cow chews taste, has! Car of the sun who speak? No wild diversion there. Amused it char of you, pagination you are like the amiable toy of the dance. Jump! If fly of the cat of dinosaur, you also! Like of heart, it cuts.

*throws up*

soon i shall have the newsletter up and running... hows abouts that? an insaner newsletter... isnt that of the coolness? it should contain a short description of whats new or whats in the blog and perhaps a note to readers and links to stuff ive been looking at recently.. anyhoo ill get to that

ohhh my goodness... i am sooo absolutely OUTRAGED!!! i just found out that my "testamento" or senior page in the yearbook was censored!! and thats not the part that gets me outraged, because as a matter of fact they censored it completely yes, not a single word was allowed... they said "redo it, or no page for you!" and so i just got the uncensorable and extracted three quotes from the bible and thats it.... and just NOW i realized that i had sent three and never quite realized that they only printed two!! sons of the BITCH THAT IS LYING ON THE DRAGON!!! can you beLIEVE that crap??? if you wanna know what it was they censored out here it is... oops, i forgot i had it in spanish, ohh well i guess youre just going to have to whip out yer bible and read it yourself... ROMANS 1:24-32 ... and thats what was censored out... can you believe it??? you know yer school is doing something wrong when you dare censor the BIBLE ... ugh i am enraged!!

"the dangers of patriotism" a short play by insaner:

act 1
patriot 1: "i will do this in the name of my country!!"
patriot 2: "ohh how noble!"
<patriot 1 commits a crime on humanity as patriot 2 cheers...>
patriot 2: "more people should be proud of their country!"

the end

remind me to add "descriptions" to each pic in the chickie section... itll help with traffic to the site..

went to see harry potter... it doesnt suck.. but im not going to see it again...

dont worry i am about to archive the blog soon... i have most of it done (not that its a lot, but i have it partially done) itll hopefully be done by today.. and if not.. then SCRUYU!

guess what my dad just did... no really guess.. well if you said that he tried to brush his teeth while chewing a piece of gum.. then you were right... yeh i know.. he is quite crazy... pfff hahahah

that last time was wrong... hahah... ugh, must change the time

ok, so the trip was sooo crap. it was waay too long.. (some 27 unnecessary hours) and the service was crap (great going american airlines!!! cutting corners where they shouldnt.. the service was crap, the food was crap (not that they fed us poop hahahah which reminds me...), the air conditioning was blasting waaaay too cold, and then we had to wait too much at each airpot (about 7 hours a piece) but now im back home and thats a good thing.

ugh... stupid cold...

in something like 14 hours i shall be leaving... and i still havent packed.. hahah.. ugh

im soo glad im leaving... i cant say that enough

did i mention my trip back is going to be about 24 hours? 24 HOURS!!! son of a man of the seriously...

head hurts. stomach hurts. must sleep. try not to ... puke...

which is the miracle Instant Messenger that lets you connect to ICQ, NSM, Yahoo IM, and (AOL)? ... jabber!!!! get it now!

but first, i must urinate...

i must make an important phone call. yes. i must.

hahahahaha!!!!! i just got a new guestbook entry that reads:

"you suck you fat virgin"

hahahah... well you only got the "fat" part wrong.. hahahah... ohh yeah, im back from the beach..

woohoo!!!! www.insaner.com has crossed the 500 mark!! the chickies section alone has racked up (no pun intended) about 200!!!

got stuck in level 4 in try2hack... hopefully ill get it by the end of the week... for now, sleep and then to the beach

head hurts, ima beach it tamarrah... thats a good thing... ugh, head hurts.. proceed to eatage...

*mumble* *mumble mumble* *mumble*

i am singing the "bob" song... "let me tell you the story of a friend of mine..." BOB RULEZ!!!!