myblog -may '02

[4:01:13]

im going blonde. i cant believe it.. a few of my beard hairs are coming out blonde, and a few hairs on my head are coming out blonde. its shocking, will my sister hate me? ahh who cares, its not like she reads this anyways, she'll never know...
i mean, its weird enough my beard grows out orange (it does, but from far away it looks darker) but now blonde?!?!? ohh dear.. my body should start to realize that im not blonde.. the orange beard is cool, but come on, blonde? uh-uh.. not gonna do it, wouldnt be prudent, not at this juncture...

[3:55:01]

Viruses may soon be on a handheld near you (i didnt even have to come up with a catchy title either, they did it for me...) yes, my friends, virii have spread to cell phones, pdas (palms.. etc) and other such wireless devices.. whoda thunk it, eh?

Tuesday, May 21, 2002

[4:47:44]

you know who else is a chickie? natasha gregson wagner.. mmm.. quite

Monday, May 20, 2002

[4:45:07]

choice

[4:38:54]

privacy and spammers and how it all .. *gets distracted and loses focus*

Sunday, May 19, 2002

[0:33:16]

tomato: fruit or vegetable? uncover the myth, here on www.insaner.com...
we all know the age old question the ancient wise men of yore would ask themselves, "the tomato: fruit? or vegetable?" many have jumped to call it a vegetable, while others fervently support the "fruit" theory, but further in this article we will finally uncover the truth about this fascinating plant part.
followers of the "tomato is a vegetable" line of thought, or "tomavegans" for short, have long argued the fact that, like other vegetables, tomatoes grow on the ground. but this is "no good" says one expert, "we cant go around calling everything that grows on the ground 'vegetables'," he continues to point out: "strawberries and other such berries also grow on the ground, and those are undeniably fruit!" many "tomato is a fruit" followers, also called "fruits" by some, have used this argument a solid base for their belief. a third expert, when reached for comment, questioned the expertise of the previous two saying "i am very much appalled at the statements provided by these two gentlemen, neither tomatoes nor berries grow on the ground, but rather are suspended from the plant's branches in small clusters." this reporter was already beginning to see the origin of all the division within the botanical field as to the nature of this intriguing plant. so much confusion, so many contradicting and conflicting facts and statements, it is no wonder nobody is really sure.
in the search for a solid and reliable answer, this reporter went directly to the source of the problem. the dictionary. if we are to decide whether the tomato is a fruit or a vegetable, we must first know exactly what each is, and hence it shall become clearer as to which category it falls under.

vegetable:

-A plant cultivated for an edible part, such as the root of the beet, the leaf of spinach, or the flower buds of broccoli or cauliflower.

-The edible part of such a plant.

fruit:

-The ripened ovary or ovaries of a seed-bearing plant, together with accessory parts, containing the seeds and occurring in a wide variety of forms.

-An edible, usually sweet and fleshy form of such a structure.

The tomato (Lycopersicon esculentum) is a true botanical fruit. Because the entire fruit wall or pericarp is fleshy, it is technically called a berry.

Saturday, May 18, 2002

[1:02:55]

and why does milk have to taste so good??? *pours himself a nice glass o' the white brew..*

[0:50:25]

just went to see "i am sam". truly truly good movie.. i must be deeply emotionally scarred, half the time i was on the verge of crying.. what's happened to me? i have become this emotionally unstable person, its like im 10 again (yeah, i know..).. anyways, its a very good movie, i would recommend it to anyone... just go with someone you care about, tho

Thursday, May 16, 2002

[4:15:25]

what does GOD look like? im not sure, but i do know he has a red forehead... *slaps forehead*

[3:42:30]

ive been so sad lately. its worrying. and i dont see it getting better any time soon. i just keep thinking how my dad doesnt love me or care much about me, or ever did, and it hurts. it hurts sooo much.. i see him and it makes me want to cry or something. what am i going to do? this is really not good, i mean, i wish i had a loving paternal unit, i really do, but its just not so.. and the fact that im soooo psychotically lonely lately, and lets face it, ive been lonely my whole life, but this is loneliness to the extreme what im going through right here.. its like the only people who seek me out more than once a fortnight do so out of agenda.. you have no idea how sad, and how lonely i am.. none.

Wednesday, May 15, 2002

[3:34:56]

+9

[3:34:16]

do you believe what it says in the bible?
do you believe the news?
think about that.

[0:26:16]

been up for 24+6 hours.. played soccer, or what is more correctly known as "football". had a lot of fun. havent exercised in over 6 months, am now as fit as i have been over the past half year. am writing weirdly phrased sentences for no good reason. will stop now.

Tuesday, May 14, 2002

[0:33:48]

hahahahahhahahhahahahhaha.. ohh.. ohhh.. *cant stop laughing* you know how search engines lead to sites which match a query? well, i get the strangest/funniest queries that point to my site.. but the one that made me post this entry, was the following query that led to my site from google:

http://google.yahoo.com/bin/query?p=how+to+remove+urine+stains+from+a+matress

[0:33:48]

hahahh.. ohh my computer.. apparently the fan is behaving oddly, it now sounds like one of those space ships in one of those movies.. you know.. where its all silent except for a low "deeee oooooh.." type sound.. like in "2001: a space oddysee".. hahah.. its really funny at night, with all the lights off except the monitor and no sound except an eerie.. "eeeh oooh"... hahahah.. any moment now hal is going to try to kill me.. *gasp* hahah.. you know, that reminds me.. i havent named my computer anything.. i usually refer to it as my compoopoo, but i dont really have a name for it.. maybe i should call it "hal".. maybe i should have several names for it depending on the os its currently running.. you know, as if it were a schizo or something.. hahah.. so, when i boot into linux, its name would be "dino-monkey", when booting into beos, "fuzzy woogams" and if i boot into winblows, "dark blue hal", any other os would get a name accordingly.. im currently trying "AtheOS" (no, nothing to do with atheism..) i dont know too much, but it looks like a beos-type os..

Monday, May 13, 2002

[2:35:16]

i think i injured my bladder again, stupid me refusing to listen to my bodily calls.. man.. it hurts...

Sunday, May 12, 2002

[16:33:48]

say the word "doings" (as in "the fruit of their doings" from "to do") as if it was onomatopoeic... hahaha.. "the fruit of their 'doings'" sounds a bit weirder now, dont it? hahahah

[0:08:27]

im in the process of reading quite a story.. in the newspaper sense.. its about the birth of a red heifer and its meaning to the world as we know it.. yeah, its even deeper than what it sounds.. talk about antichrist, second coming and a third world war involving muslims killing jews... there's a lot of insight and a lot of cool stuff.. why dont i post it? well, i want to read the whole thing first, see what its about and then post it, i dont like just random link posting.. soo.. expect it soon (yes, im a slow reader.. remember?)

Saturday, May 11, 2002

[0:31:32]

what is your iq? i got a 118

Only 15.86% of all test takers have scored in your range or higher. Your IQ is definitely in the high average level.

Friday, May 10, 2002

[21:25:39]

time to get your linux playstation2:

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[2:17:17]

ok, today was a kewl day. i slept 3 hours to wake up at 5am, to be at 7am helping out my uncle to organize this local sports activity.. so i was there helping out all day. the sport is the real kind of wrestling.. not that gay crap you see on tv, where guys strip down into leotards and get on the floor one on top of the other.. ohh no sir, this was the real deal right here. it was guys in their normal attire (well, they are farmers, of the real kind.. not those lamers you get some other places with their big machinery and one-button, gene-therapy farmers) and just an extra pair of (strong) leather shorts on top of their pants, and holding on to the other's shorts proceed to wrestle the other to get their shoulders to hit the floor.. and they wrestle on that fine wood.. uhh.. ohh yeah, sawdust, do its softer.. translation? more brutal action, since these guys, on top of being huge apes of wrath, the sawdust gives them that extra "safe" feeling, so they go all out on the other guy slamming him to the floor and flinging him around.. and since they are both beasts of absolute raw muscle, its like your own personal "clash of the titans".. over and over and over... it was truly belittling stuff.. i felt all self conscious when i had to lift something with my poor flimsy, atrophied excuses for biceps... i felt like one of those five year olds trying to lift their three year old brother.. yeah, you know what im talking about... these guys had that demeanor which yelled in your face "i can lift you up by the neck with my left hand, shake the money off you, and snap your neck with my thumb when im done with you!!" yeh, very intimidating..
well, in any case, the first prize was a prize bull.. and let me just say this, that mother had the largest testicles i have ever seen in my ENTIRE life.. each one, yes each one was larger than my fist!!... and the third prize was a prize stallion.. and yes.. you know what im going to say for that one.. so, my manhood shattered to pieces, i tried not to think about it that much and just concentrated on spending time with the family.. and it was a lot of fun.. of course, i almost blacked out into a deep slumber due to lack of sleep, that, and the blazing sun.. which oddly enough, hid behind the clouds (who were threatening to douse us with a nice healthy shower at any moment) the entire time, and yet managed to fry our poor exposed pasty skins (at least for those of us who were unprotected from it) despite that... but it was a lot of fun.. and people complemented me on how well i manage the language (that im learning) but, you know, i still got a large amount to go.. anyhoo.. i digress.. ohhh man.. and today is my laundry day.. early wake up, and its like 3:15am already.. (yes, i take that long to type up entries.. its only cuz im doing like 5 other things which each distract me from finishing typing it out.. but dont worry, its not like its your fault... ohhh no no no no... *looks away*

[2:17:17]

if you could choose between intelligence or happiness, what would you choose?

Wednesday, May 8, 2002

[4:57:18]

A guy at our company asked to have Lotus Notes installed on his Mac. He said he'd be away for a couple days, and I could install it then. When I went to do it, there wasn't enough disk space, but there was about 96 megs in the trash. Ah, I thought, he's forgotten to empty it.

When the user returned to work, he came straight to see me after switching on his machine.

Him: "Where're all my files?"
Me: "What files?"
Him: "The ones I was keeping in the trash."

[3:00:28]

aol time warner to buy/merge with red hat!!?!!!?!!!?!

Tuesday, May 7, 2002

[19:10:20]

i guess im just going to have to get used to the fact that nothing i do will ever be enough for my dad.. hah, how cliche. its so frustrating. today should have been a busy day, but then it started to become a good day and then somehow it just all went downhill at some point *knows exactly when that was* i dont know, since i came back from that trip during jan-feb, all that had improved over last year has seen a drastic change for the worse. and its not just that, its that im getting tired of all this crap. im getting tired of people taking a dump on my religion and my beliefs just because they dont agree with them, im tired of trying to be good to people even when they are hurting me, im tired of tried to help others when they refuse to accept my help, im tired of dealing with all this shit racism and hate that is everywhere, im tired of seeing all the crap thats going on and not being able to do anything, im tired of seeing how much people dislike me despite how hard i try to be liked, im tired of being tired. and you know whats worse? how all the people closest to me are calling it quits on me. a close friend the other day sent me the following email:

That's it. Consider this email a goodbye. I am not going to explain my beliefs any further since you have a habit of misunderstanding everything I say, attacking me instead of my arguments and basically pissing me off. This is unproductive and we are obviously never getting to any typr of agreemente. (...)

[1:03:06]

yeah i know i know.. sorry for the lack of posts.. ive been a bit.. uhh.. distracted lately..
yesterday (well, you know.. one of those days in the past..) i went to my cousin's confirmation, and we just ate soooo much.. the food just kept on coming.. and coming.. and coming...and the portions were just sooo big!!! and i've been trying to kleen out my harddrive, i will be renovating all that soon.. yeah, ive pretty much let that vote script on hold.. but you know.. soon... i have a few things to say.. but you know.. ill say em later..

Saturday, May 4, 2002

[4:12:53]

this entry posted using the beos operating system (installable under winblows or linux, without the need to remove either) and netpositive as the browser.

Friday, May 3, 2002

[2:47:56]

i think ima start gaming again.. its been a while.. too busy being not busy.. plus you know.. stuff.. ohh hey, i have a quote!! or wait, did i already post it? hmm.. ima check, if i havent posted it, ill post it.. if i have, well then.. um.. *confuses himself into a rage of fury!*

Thursday, May 2, 2002

[2:52:36]

jim carrey is a genius!!!!!

[2:52:36]

i should finish that vote script once and for all.. and by "once and for all" i mean "already"

[2:48:57]

crap, i wish i had someone to give me a big ol' hug right about now.. man am i lonely.. one would think i would be used to it by now, but hoooo man am i not

[1:46:55]

may day! may day! may day!... uhh.. oops! BLAHST! im too late!!