ask a question, get an insaner answer...
below are some questions i have had to deal with and the answers that i give to such:
FAQ-u
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revised January 3rd, 2005
(nice way to ring in the new year!)
me:
whats the longest you've gone without sleep?
-60 hours
whats the longest you've slept for without waking up?
-19 hours (and ive done that thrice this year!)
where do you get your nickname from?
-um, from doing stuff like not sleeping for 60 hours then sleeping 19..
why are you insaner?
-Life made me the way I am...
are you stupid or something?
-something.
have you ever forgotten to take off your undies when you had to go to the bathroom?
-nope.... not as of yet...
you wanna fight!?!?
-no.
what are you kidding me?
-whhhhhuuuuaaaaeettt??
what can i do for you? (asked by my 82-year old grandma... constantly)
-DANCE!
attraction:
why do people fall in love?
-Because love is beautiful.
where do the most beautiful girls come from?
-(after some travelling the world, i have decided to plead the fifth on this one)
who is the BEST looking girl?
-this chinese peruvian girl i met in canada once..
who has the sexiest voice?
-me. (heehee)
why don't girls like me?
-cuz you don't like yourself.
what can I do to be a "playah"?
-don't be a player.
where do the UGLIEST girls come from?
-bars
life:
what is the meaning of life?
-to know what the meaning of true love is. to know that someone already died for us, out of exactly that love.
are you immortal?
-yes, accepting Jesus Christ as my Savior gives me eternal life.
why are my parents so weird?
-Parents have that duty. They have to be weird so we can be normal.
how is it that my son is so smart?
-it skips a generation
do ghosts exist?
-yes, but not how you think...
fame:
who is the BEST actor?
-John Malkovic or Gary Oldman.
who is the BEST actress?
-Brittany Murphy or Mira Sorvino.
who is the funniest person alive?
-Jim Carrey.
people:
why do people smoke?
-they like smelling bad, having yellow teeth and they want to die young choking on their own collapsing lungs.
why do people suck?
-They haven't learnt the meaning of kindness, give them a Bible and a hug...
I don't smoke or drink, is it OK to smoke pot?
-If you feel you have to, no.
who is the weirdest person you've met?
-crizo, seriously, he takes the cake... which reminds me...
who is Justin Case?
-hahahah, yes, he IS!
who/what is "B.O.B."/Bob?
-(dein, i gotta write a whole section on that one....)
who is a bigger jerk, duh-bya BUSH or Bill GATES?
-I've seen myself forced to change my answer to GATES on this one upon newer evidence that has come to light (no pun intended!).
countries:
what languages are spoken in Belgium?
-Dutch (flemmish) 57%, French 33%, German 1.5% and some Luxembourgeois.
what is the real (official) name of Switzerland?
-Confederatio Helvetia.
interwep:
why doesn't anything in your page work?
-You got here didn't you? That's ONE thing.
what is the funniest interweppeij that you have ever seen?
-shiggity shiggity shwa.... http://slimgirl.kinktastic.nu/mario.html
music:
what is the best song you've ever heard?
-"everyday" is up there..
what is a good depressive song?
-Immortality by Pearl Jam
general:
why can't i dance?
-you aren't movin' yer hips...
what is the value of pi to 31 d.p.?
3.1415926535897932384626433832795
what is this thing on my back?
-i dont know, but dont pick at it..
HOLY! WHAT THE HOO WAS THAT??!?!?!?
-I DONT KNOW!!!!!
is fatboy slim retarded?
-no, YOU are retarded!!!
why are you getting so angry at me?
-cuz you're asking such stupid questions!
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